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All Out Dysfunktion! Page #5
- TV-MA
- Year:
- 2016
- 85 min
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I'll tell clarelle.
Okay, fine.
That's fine.
Mm, good.
I'm going to need you
to text me two photographs
of your friends,
and we meet here tonight.
Oh, yeah, one more thing.
I'm going to need a deposit.
I don't have any f***ing money.
Hmm.
That's a down payment,
p*ssy cat.
Okay, ew, get the f***
off me and leave.
Where did you get that?
Hmm, my resources
are none of your concern.
But I encourage you
to please keep listening.
I'll f***ing give you half.
F*** you, all right?
I have been in this f***in' town
for four f***ing years...
- How do you even...
- The most degrading sh*t...
Who the f*** are you?
- Seriously?
- Shh.
Snow bunny, hmm?
A couple of hundred
and we meet here tonight.
- You motherfuck...
- please hand over a deposit.
And it will be
100% refundable once we...
Can't f***ing believe this.
Stop.
You're so creamy.
I'm sure you're filled
with juicy goodness.
Oh, if I licked you
from the outside in,
I'm sure you would taste
like j-e-l-l-o.
Okay, gross.
Come on.
Oh, yes.
I like it.
I've been a naughty schoolboy.
Spank me.
Oh, my god.
You are a f***ing pervert.
You are truly disgusting.
Where do you think
you're going, b*tch?
Excuse me, aunt jemima.
Aunt jemima.
That's cute.
- You like that?
- Was this before or after
she took off the rag?
I don't know, b*tch.
You got a weave.
- Don't touch me.
Well, now that I know
what you up to,
that little cute designer purse
is mine.
- Oh, this one?
- Yeah.
- F*** you, b*tch. -Who you
callin' a b*tch, b*tch?
Phula.
Yeah, you better have my back,
motherf***er.
Now, listen to me, b*tch.
Hold that b*tch.
This little
f***ing designer purse,
like I said, and everything
in it is mine, all right?
And if you want
your little fiesta
to go off without a hitch,
these are
my motherfuckin' terms.
Now tap out, b*tch,
and let me know you good.
Squeeze her.
Tap out, b*tch!
F*** you.
Hey, let her go.
She's dying.
Oh, no, I been choked by a lot
of niggas with big d*cks.
Trust me, I know
what a b*tch can take.
Tap out, b*tch.
Give me the f***ing purse.
- Oh.
- You good?
See you later.
Ah, do you know
there are 612 seconds
in exactly 10.2 minutes
and I have been out here
for 645, 646.
Do you have any idea what that kind
of heat does to the immune system?
My mom just died.
Oh, f***.
Yeah, she was my best friend.
Look, I'm sorry
if I came on too strong, okay?
I can totally relate.
My mom passed away
right after I finished school.
Right after the funeral, i had
to get the hell out of New York.
I feel completely lost,
i mean, f***, Carrie,
I don't even have
a f***ing agent.
Well, maybe today's
your lucky day.
I really need to get myself
out of this headspace
that I'm in,
so I thought I'd throw
a party here tonight.
And, you know,
there's gonna be some really
- And I'm sure clarelle
Yeah, she's gonna go out
for the night.
Look, clarelle and i
are really tight, okay?
Tighter than you two are,
so, you know,
If you don't go
and cry to clarelle
about the party,
maybe I'll introduce you
to Vinnie tonight.
- He's an agent.
- Don't touch me.
'Cause god only knows
what kind of mold
and parasites
live between your legs
- and all over your body.
- Just shut up, all right?
This is gonna open up some
really big doors for you.
Look, Vinnie is a huge agent,
all right?
And, besides,
Hollywood is always looking
for their next up-and-coming
colored talent.
"Colored," really?
That's so bigot of you.
- F*** off.
- Oh, come on.
This is gonna be
a big deal for you.
Yeah? And why the f***
should I believe you?
- Why would I lie to you? -Because
you're a f***ing manipulating,
conniving little b*tch.
What are you so afraid of, hmm?
Making a deal with the devil,
that's who.
Pinky swear?
I wouldn't trust
that pinkie if it was mine.
Fool me once,
but it won't happen again.
And the only way
i get out of this house
is by booking jobs.
and everything goes
exactly the way
you tell me it will,
I will owe you for life.
But if anything goes south,
don't ever look
in my f***ing direction
ever again.
Deal.
Now leave.
- Bye.
- C*nt.
Thank you.
Oh.
Oh, oh, yes.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh, thank you.
Hey.
Hey, I gotta pee.
I just want to talk to you
in private, okay?
Now, tell me.
What the f*** were you doing
making business deals
with that b*tch Carrie, huh?
You trying to make
mommy jealous?
- Here, take a shot.
- No, I prefer not to.
Shut up.
Just take it. Open up.
Burns, right?
Feels good, right?
Hmm?
- Listen.
- What?
Listen.
I... I want to know
why you cry.
Oh, that's not important
right now.
No, no, no.
Because people don't cry
when they...
Oh, I get it.
You want to get personal.
I'll show you f***ing personal.
How's this for personal, huh?
- That personal enough?
- People will see.
I don't give a f*** who sees.
Look at me.
Look at me, ranjit.
- Look at me.
- Okay, okay.
Look at me, okay?
Focus.
Okay.
Yeah, right?
Oh, you want this thick
caramel p*ssy, huh?
- Yeah.
- Huh?
- I...
- you what?
- I want it.
- You do?
I want the caramel
and the thickness
- in the p*ssy.
- Oh, yeah.
- I want it. -You're gonna give
me this curry stick, huh?
Hmm?
Ooh, you're getting hard.
I like that.
I'm going to give it to you.
You're gonna give it to me?
Tell me how. Tell me how.
Give it to you like
Then what you gonna do?
Tell me.
You gonna f*** me
the way the niggas do, huh?
- Yeah.
- Hmm?
- I'm gonna...
- what? Tell me, tell me.
- I'm going to, like...
- like a what?
- Like...
- like a what?
- Like a big...
- Big what?
- black...
- Black what?
- Donkey.
- Ooh, a donkey.
Mm, I want to see
that f***ing donkey.
Yes!
Okay.
Ah, okay, nice.
Ooh, frisky.
Let's go on the bed.
- The bed.
- Okay, okay.
The bed. Okay.
No, the bed.
Enter now,
my world of mysticism.
Do you want your p*ssy
to be scratched like a tiger?
Shh.
Oh.
Oh, my dreams.
Ass to be ripped
by a big black cock?
Bite it.
Bite it, my phula.
Have you ever f***ed
your mother?
Yeah, nigga, that's what
I'm talking about.
Have you ever
f***ed her in the ass
and make her eat her own sh*t
by blowing your f***ing cock?
Whoo.
Okay, that's new.
Whoo, frisky.
Just put it in, motherf***er.
Do you want to suck my cock?
- Yes.
- Okay, okay.
We're gonna put it in.
No, no.
Motherf***er, put it in.
Okay, I'm gonna go.
- Yes!
- Yes! Yes!
- Yes!
- Yes!
Oh, here we go.
Here we go.
- What?
- I'm ready to shoot!
I know you ain't just pumped
three times
and skeet, motherf***er.
Paradise, my love.
You gonna finally get me up here
and you gonna pump twice
- and not let me know?
- Three times, my love.
I ain't your love, motehrfucker.
I even called you "nigga."
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