All That Jazz Page #8
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- Year:
- 1979
- 123 min
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- No, tha's impossible, Mr Gideon.
l just gave you your medication.
Goddamn it, he knows the symptoms.
Will you call somebody, please?
He can't be in pain.
Well, let me take his pulse.
- How can it be?
- Goddammit, get somebody.
But l just gave you your medication 20
minutes ago. You can't possibly be in pain.
out of the equipment.
Tha's funny, Doctor. l gotta tell you,
it hurts like a son of a b*tch.
Miss Briggs, two milligrams of morphine.
- Wha's this?
- My name and address.
You can send my cheque there.
Feeling any pain now?
B*tch!
No. But something is...
- something is breaking up in there.
- Now that l like.
Somethin's gone wrong.
All wrong.
No... No...
Oh, my God... Where's Mr Gideon?
Anger, denial, bargaining,
depression and acceptance.
- Anger.
- No. No. No!
Jesus Christ! Goddamn son-of-a-b*tch,
pig-sucking bastards!
Not now.
l don't know. We were busy
with an emergency
and the next thing l notice, he was gone.
Denial. Denial.
"No. No, tha's not me, man, no.
No. l's somebody else, maybe, but not me."
"Oh, no. You got the wrong...
How about my mother, man?"
"She's old. l'm weaned. l'm toilet-trained."
"l don't need her any more. Bye, Ma.
You've been terrific. l love ya! But not me."
Oh, Jesus, don't take me out now.
Wha's the matter?
Don't you like musical comedy?
- Bargaining.
- Finished, or do you wanna run it again?
Yes, l'd like to run it again.
l'd like to run the whole thing again.
"Look, man. Come here, come here."
"Can we sit down and talk
about this like businessmen?"
"A negotiation, OK?"
"Look, l don't wanna haggle.
You'll find me a reasonable man, man."
"The blonde, the one on East 63rd Street
l see on Tuesday nights?"
"Gone. Finished. l'll never
see her again. Tha's it."
"Right, no more hard drugs.
A little grass, maybe, but tha's it. OK?"
"All right, look, man, l promise
l won't flash on subways any more, OK?"
"We got a deal, huh? Huh?
Guy drives a hard bargain."
What are you staring at? l told you guys
before:
too much smoking,too much boozing, too much
screwing around, i'll get you every time.
l'll be back.
Well, goddammit, find him.
l want him back in lCU, and right now!
- Damn fools.
- Depression.
And here he is, ladies and germs,
Tops'n'Taps,
- Oh, my God!
- tap-dancer extraordinaire.
- lf l were God...
- l'm dying!
- And sometimes l think l am...
- Oh, God, am l dying!
- Depends on how much morphine l've had...
- l'm dying. Nobody's dying but me.
- l would spare this terrific tap-dancer!
- The doctor's not dying.
He's alive in Florida, and l'm dying!
No pennies on the eyes for me.
Please.
Right away, sir. Bye.
- Come on, we better try to find this guy.
- "Oh, God!"
"l'm dying!"
"l'm paying $240 a day for the hospital room!"
"At those prices, man,
who can afford to live?"
So... acceptance.
Oh, God...
l think you're the most
beautiful thing in the world.
l love you.
Just a cut on the head.
Oh, man, l won't have any trouble
at all keepin' him here.
He just wants to sit around
and sing old-time songs.
Oh, don't hurry, baby.
l'm havin' a pretty good time myself.
- Now, Mr Gideon, where were we?
- How do you know my name?
Just found out. They're comin'
to get you, you know?
l knew they would.
- Can l have another?
- Oh, help yourself.
Could you do it one more time? Just for me?
Oh, yeah, l'd love to.
Five, six, seven, eight.
Pack up your troubles in your old kit bag
And smile, smile, smile
Hey, pack up your troubles
in your old kit bag
Smile, boys, tha's the style
Here we go.
Wha's the use of worrying?
lt never was worthwhile
Juicy!
So, pack up your troubles...
- You got it.
- Five, six, seven, eight.
Pack up your troubles in your old kit bag
And smile, smile, smile
OK, mister, you come along with us.
Nice and quiet, now. Don't cause no trouble.
- Everything's going to be fine, all right?
- All right. So long, Tiger.
Later, Gideon.
This is just a rough cut, you know?
l don't have the titles in yet,
and the underscoring's not in.
l's not really finished.
l need more time.
Thank you. Wonderful, wonderful.
Folks, what can l tell you
about my next guest?
This cat allowed himseIf
to be adored, but not loved.
And his success in show business
was matched by failure
in his personal-relationship bag.
Now tha's where he really bombed.
And he came to believe that work,
show business, love, his whole life,
even himself, and all thatjazz, was bullshit.
He became numero uno game player,
to the point where he didn't know
where the games ended and reality began.
Like, to this cat, the only reality...
is death, man.
Ladies and gentlemen, let me lay
on you a so-so entertainer,
not much of a humanitarian,
and this cat was never nobody's friend.
ln his final appearance on the great stage
of life - you can applaud if you wanna -
Mr Joe Gideon.
Bye-bye, life
Bye-bye, happiness
Hello, loneliness
l think l'm gonna die
l think l'm gonna die
Bye-bye, love
Bye-bye, sweet caress
Hello, emptiness
l feel like l could die
Bye-bye, your life, goodbye
Bye-bye, my life, goodbye
Bye-bye, your life, goodbye
Two, three, four, five, six.
Bye-bye, life
Bye-bye, happiness
Hello, loneliness
l think l'm gonna die
l think he's gonna die
l think l'm gonna die
There goes his baby
With someone new
She sure looks happy
- l sure am blue
- He sure is blue
- l sure am blue
- He sure is blue
- l sure am blue
- He sure is blue
- l sure am blue
- He sure is blue
l sure am blue
l think l'm gonna, l think l'm gonna,
l think l'm gonna, l think l'm gonna
Bye-bye, life
Bye-bye, happiness
Hello, loneliness
l think he's gonna... die
Die
A one, a two, a three, four.
Bye-bye, love
Bye-bye, sweet caress
Hello, emptiness
l feel like l could die
Bye-bye, my life, goodbye
Bye-bye, your life, goodbye
Bye-bye, my life, goodbye
l'm through with romance
- l'm through with love
- Oh, yeah
l'm through with counting the stars above
Forget the stars
And here's the reason that he's so free
His lovin' baby
She's through with me
Bye-bye, life
Bye-bye, happiness
Hello, loneliness
l think he's gonna die
Bye-bye, your life, goodbye
Bye-bye, your life, goodbye
Bye-bye, your life, goodbye
Bye-bye, my life, goodbye
Bye-bye, your life, goodbye
Bye-bye, your life, goodbye
This must have cost a fortune!
Oh, give it to me!
Oh, give it to me!
At least l won't have to lie to ya any more.
Oh, give it to me!
Oh, give it to me!
Bye-bye
Bye-bye
Bye-bye, happiness
Hello... Hello...
- He's gonna die
Bye-bye, life
Bye-bye, happiness
Hello, emptiness
l think he's gonna die
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
Bye-bye, your life, goodbye
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
l think he's gonna die
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
Bye-bye, your life, goodbye
La, la, la, la, la, la, la
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Submitted on August 05, 2018
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