Almanya: Welcome to Germany Page #3

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They are crazy!

Never do that!

Almighty! Front of Angela Merkel?

Stop, stop, put these,

and also these.

Are you crazy?

-Why?

These are what's?

Want to open a store in Turkey or what?

These are gifts!

I don't want you to go.

I can't cancel, I have tried, but...

I need the time,

to talk to my mom.

Can happen everything in Turkey!

Then I'll go with you,

and also I considered to your family.

No, not my family.

We need these,

I thought about doing everything.

I'm not going to Turkey for the first time.

That's enough, that's enough!

Now, Turkey swarming with mosquitoes.

You are my embryo's father.

This is very different.

Canan, baby belong to us.

We are a family. You, me and the baby.

Not at all, the family is large,

aunts, uncles...

Each family has a story.

The kid, who will grow him?

We do or your family?

This is the first trip

with our German passports.

You don't know even how could be happy.

That's terrible!

Almighty, must be now?

We are going on holiday.

Should we

return to a dirty house?

Now, however, quickly.

The taxi is here!

Hurry, hurry!

-I'm coming!

Four hours delayed!

It will bring from the plane factory!

Gabi! Four-hour delay.

-Are you serious?

I bored.

Would you like-toy?

No!

Canan, I want to listen to the story.

Okay then...

Where were we...

When they come to Germany immediately

realized that everything is very different.

Men don't have a mustache in here.

Why?

Have you seen? Everybody here like a giant.

Why is this man stopped Hseyin?

So what?

I didn't understand.

Giant Rat, here there are giant rats

Where?

Alas, those eat us.

Idiot, that isn't rat

that is a dog.

Why didn't have a normal leg.

And also why they tied the rats?

Germans are attach a leash to the their dogs

and walk around.

With their dogs?

Yes.

Dogs couldn't walk alone?

Even, getting to bed their animals.

Humans and animals, the same bed?

Yes.

My goodness you help us.

Veli, come here quick!

Here is the new home.

This woman is naked.

And it is our new toilet.

This... this perforated thing,

what does it do?

You sit on it.

With ass on it?

yes, yes over there.

No one will enter,

til when I finish cleaning up.

Who knows what the Germans have diseases?

My goodness you help us.

This is also a children's bedroom.

The three of us will sleep the same bed?

I don't want sleep with him in same bed.

You'll be a respectful with your brother?

such as flesh and nail.

Be quick, I need pee.

I clear the Germans sh*t for you.

What a hurry?

Come here, don't escape.

but I need toilet.

Go to the back of the house.

What happened?

What the hell is this?

Jesus...

Christians worship him.

Quick throw it.

Throw it.

A wooden sculpture,

this mean they worship to wood?

My goodness, what going to see more?

Stop this!

Don't pull a quilt, you too.

I am not...

Already you are fat,

you don't need quilt.

What did you say?

Hseyin tomorrow necessarily have to go to shopping

There is not even bread.

Shops have been closed when I go out the job

You must go.

Are you crazy?

How you can send me alone to the shopping.

Good, but how I'll talk to them?

Even I don't know their language...

Then came the time to learn.

A**holes.

I'll show you now.

My father is coming.

Idiots,

I will go to job on morning 6.

If I hear your noise,

I will hit you, understand me?

All because of you stupid head!

I'm? Who started the stupid head.

We came here because of you

If you don't run away from school,

we would have been in our home.

Shhhhh! my father will come again.

Can I take a bread?

bread!

bread!

What I do it?

bread!

I understood, we remained without bread.

Do you have milk?

Milk! Milk!

Thank God they know milk goodness.

Eight o'clock.

Hah they are there!

Where?

I've seen.

When I grew up, I'll be a scavenger.

You can not be, you're a girl

You can not be scavenger.

I can be...

You can not be scavenger,

because women never can be a scavenger.

Can be jolly well.

A few weeks after arriving to Germany

children even they don't speak a single

word in German but started the school.

Leyla aunt learned German first

and served as an interpreter for everyone.

Tell me what she says,

too bad?

Tell me...

You will have one more baby.

Baby?

My goodness, one more baby

They came, they came.

Where is he?

Look that, a completely German.

Also looks like a German.

He is very ugly!

Was he really so ugly?

-Of course, look still he is ugly.

Finally we came.

Let's bring the car.

Wait here.

Can you hold these things?

I need check something.

You have been summoned to invitation

in Bellevue Palace.

What?

-Germany will say thank you.

Wow! There's also a Prime Minister!

Writing here, they will be glad...

...if you make a speech as first one million.

I don't believe.

-Take and look.

Impossible.

Grandfather will talk to front of the whole nation.

I will not say even one word.

-But why?

I will go there.

I know very well what will say to them!

Who cares you?

They invited my father, not you!

So don't be angry.

Keep all your mouth!

I said-I will not go, that's it!

-But you will appear on television!

Grandmother and grandfather will be famous

of this age!

I don't understand television or something.

Then I'll go.

Why you?

-Why not?

I'm eldest, I will go.

-Then I'm the most photogenic.

You should consider what to say.

I can say something,

really no problem.

You thinking

I can not speak to front of people?

My German is better than...

Many German's Turkish!

I'll think of something.

Now we only make a break.

If someone have to go to there,

it's me! I'm eldest!

Do you want buy simit?

-Yes, give me.

How many do you want?

-Give me ten.

What? Ten pieces?

He help to child, it's not correct.

When he earn money always runs his family.

-Maybe, there is no other way.

Who would want to run a child?

Take, Abi,

This is a present from me.

Thank you, little man!

Grandfather see me?

-No, he don't look here.

Mother...

I want to say something...

Recently, I have lived many things...

A lot things happened, and...

-Oh, no.

Scavengers woman! It's here!

Where is your uncle Mohammed?

-Mother!

And then came garbage truck,

also there were two women behind the truck!

It's not correct to eat in roadhouses.

Not at all, everything is delicious.

You gonna regret for don't eat.

-Really?

Excuse me!

Give me... mixed plate.

For me... Please.

How is it?

It's good, isn't it?

-Very tasty.

What grade are you going?

Why you don't answer?

Son, you know that Turkish.

My son,

why do not you speak Turkish?

Let him alone!

It doesn't matter, he can speak German.

I can also speak some German.

Hello. Come on, you get bagels.

To be very beautiful.

Little man,

take a our photo.

Almighty, must be now?

Even hairs don't look well!

If you'd still beautiful

yes you would be kidnapped.

What did he say?

If she had been more beautiful

surely be kidnapped her.

Father, Turkey's air useful for you!

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