Almost Heroes Page #6

Synopsis: Explorers Bartholemew Hunt and Leslie Edwards are setting forth against nature across the country on a journey to the Pacific Ocean against rivals Lewis and Clark. Along the way they have many mishaps and misfortunes.
Director(s): Christopher Guest
Production: Warner Home Video
 
IMDB:
5.8
Rotten Tomatoes:
8%
PG-13
Year:
1998
90 min
1,770 Views


Good luck.

Oh, God!

Oh, no.

Oh, God! No!

Oh, God!

Oh, God! No!

Please, bird, don't hurt me.

You put me on the ground,

you damn, dirty bird!

Oh, my God!

Hunt! You did it!

We all did it!

Wait. How did you get down here?

We found an Indian trail.

It was very nice.

Yes, they even carved little steps.

Shame we didn't take another minute

or two to look around up there.

Leslie, look!

You're too late!

We beat you!

Yeah! Go home, losers!

Men, we're the first

to conquer this great continent.

- Time to head home.

- Yeah.

But why does it have to end here?

- What are you talking about?

- Lm talking about exploring!

Look here, men.

We've beaten this continent.

What say we try another?

We could travel north to the Bering Strait,

a bridge of land and ice that leads to Asia.

We could walk there.

Walk to Asia.

I like it.

And why stop there?

We could go on to Europe.

Edwards and Hunt,

the first Americans to walk to Europe.

The food alone is worth the trip.

The food, sir.

This time, next Christmas,

we'll be sipping champagne in Paris!

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