Almost Married Page #7

Synopsis: When Kyle returns from his stag-do with a sexually transmitted disease, he's left unable to have sex with his fiancée Lydia in the run-up to their wedding.
Genre: Comedy
Director(s): Ben Cookson
Production: Liquid Noise Films
  1 win & 1 nomination.
 
IMDB:
4.5
Rotten Tomatoes:
14%
TV-MA
Year:
2014
97 min
89 Views


carrier.

Carrier. Wait a minute,

if you knew you had it,

must have been sure that I too.

Unless someone has caught you.

No.

Is that, right?

You were not sure it was me, right?

Not 100%.

The deposit went to sh*t.

See. Can you ask him who will

infected?

Who?

- Stop repeating each question!

- Whose side are you, Mom?

That depends on how you respond.

Answer the jod...!

Doomed question.

Okay, I'll answer.

We celebrated my bachelor party.

We went to a massage parlor,

but I did nothing!

You expect me to believe that?

It's true.

- Not true, son.

- It's the damn truth, Dad!

Control your language.

Just want to say,

for me, paying for sex with prostitutes is

rape.

Leave the damn drama, woman!

'm Just saying...

not rape if...

Well, if it is consensual

sex between two adults,

You know.

It's what I'm saying.

I'm not a rapist, Anne.

Because I could not.

Should know that

was so drunk, I could not even...

- Satisfied?

- Overwhelmed, love.

I mean, believe me

I believe you, son.

Is,

Stephen Hawkings has more

activity down there,

when I'm drunk.

Right, Roger?

I usually do not get to be so drunk.

I would not say that, honey.

Not much to

round you fall in bed.

Easier vomit on the bed, making love.

I think you understand, darling.

However,

not understand that no matter what you are

stop with a prostitute.

No, I think it does not matter.

But at least test

that contagiaste me.

Will you tell us how?

O:

This is the case of immaculate infection?

Well, there may be something.

- Really? Adelante!

- Not in front of my parents.

Our parents think I'm impotent rapist.

Is fair to listen your version.

- I've heard enough.

- I.

- I have not finished eating.

- I'm staying. - Yes.

Judge for yourself, Dad.

A while back,

a girl from work

gave a party at his house.

A lingerie party.

I remember...

I bought...

bodice... - Yes, yes, I remember.

Not only sell lingerie.

Also accessories for the bedroom.

- Electric blankets and stuff.

- No, d*ldos, anal beads.

Well, I've heard enough.

Michael, would you accompany

me to study for a whiskey?

Finish this and I'll be there.

Dad!

It's okay.

The girls had drunk a little,

including me and...

started... You know,

to prove things.

Really?

Yes, things

passed from hand to hand, the exchanged.

It seems that one of the

girls had something.

The big purple dildo?

Yes, there wine.

You're telling me...

tricked me with a dildo?

If you call that cheating, yes.

God!

Do you swear it's true?

Swear by the health and welfare of all

those who appreciate...

that's the truth.

What did you say?

I said I swear by the health and

welfare of all those to appreciation,

That's the truth.

What?

Kyle?

Kyle, where are you going?

Kyle!

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