Almost Married Page #6

Synopsis: When Kyle returns from his stag-do with a sexually transmitted disease, he's left unable to have sex with his fiancée Lydia in the run-up to their wedding.
Genre: Comedy
Director(s): Ben Cookson
Production: Liquid Noise Films
  1 win & 1 nomination.
 
IMDB:
4.5
Rotten Tomatoes:
14%
TV-MA
Year:
2014
97 min
89 Views


Thank you, doctor.

I already know.

I check regularly, because

I act in films.

Sales in all these!

Do not remember anything, right?

Honey... We had sex.

- What?

- You could not.

Mean... What I did not want?

No, yes you wanted.

But you could not, even if I tried.

It was like trying to get jelly.

I left only with DVDs and

penis ring. When I returned, you were...

Say,

making improper use of the site.

Remember I peed in the shower?

Then we had sex?

That's good, right?

Is clear. If I was not

cheating, I can not have...

But if...

What the...

Who else you slept?

No.

I add some balls huge as mine

- Come, let us go.

- Wait, friend.

- We're going. Now!

- Is everything okay?

No, nothing is right!

Does not she...?

Do not the test be done?

Worst.

- Do not tell me you have HIV.

- Worst.

- Already developed the disease?

- Worst!

What is worse than the f***ing

have developed AIDS?

Lydia was unfaithful.

I do not understand.

I did not have sex. I'm not unfaithful.

Will not stop me.

- I thought you said...

- No, it does not matter.

What matters...

I do not got it from chlamydia here.

It was at home.

At least, I understand how you feel.

And you're right to feel

hurt, angry,

- betrayed...

- Quiet.

're In a massage parlor.

- I did nothing.

- But you tried.

But I did not.

If it makes you feel better,

go up and we get hand.

Is a great idea.

No thanks. Step.

No, take them with both.

A real revenge.

If I'm up to the circumstances...

Prefer to remain innocent in all this.

This is unbelievable.

Moreover,

I'll get even.

Do not know yet, but I will.

And if you try to forgive?

I can not.

I have this image in my mind,

returning and returns.

A picture of what?

Maybe

his girlfriend having sex with another?

- Yes, of course.

- Who do you think is?

May be several people.

- Anda from bed to bed?

- No!

Mean, someone

among several people.

- Maybe they gang raped.

- Many girls decide to have fun...

before the big day.

- Maybe having an affair.

- Then do not love me, right?

- Do not be stupid.

Are you saying that men

can trick the woman they love,

but not women?

So maybe not the master.

Of course you love her.

Would you have gone through all this

if not loved?

Seriously, girls,

the things that happened...

to not give you an STD.

All Prince Charming.

And Lydia?

She infected me, is not it?

May not know they have it.

The Silent Disease.

Remember, doctor?

You'll have to tell him.

I'd pay to speak.

I'll tell you.

Do not worry.

I do not think it's a good idea.

If the test is not done,

can ruin your fertility.

I know Lydia. Want to have children

with whom you are sleeping.

- Can you send a text or something?

- What?

And give you the opportunity

to make up an excuse?

Your Parents need to know why

the wedding is canceled.

Do your parents?

No, they do not.

Kyle, man!

Think about it.

- Want to marry her.

- Wanted.

Until I knew someone

his cock buried him sick.

That spoiled my plans a little.

- Not the car of your parents?

- Yes

I want to do this once.

Hey, wait!

I will not let you do this!

- Listen to...

- Yes, but this time I have reason!

Hey, do not.

For Me!

Hey, did I,

a certified dyslexic,

write my best man speech at all.

Save it for my upcoming wedding.

Yes, but listen!

What paintball video?

I took forever editing.

- Put it on the f***ing Internet.

- Kyle, no!

What is this about?

We were not expecting.

Do not just stand there, Kyle.

Come inside.

Hello, love.

How are you?

Waited in the door as Jehovah's Witnesses.

- How you make us go through this?

- No problem.

It is, if you already were going to dinner.

Anne made a casserole and there are

more than enough, is not it, honey?

Freeze planned for Mom.

Did not get to eat in the geriatric?

Seriously,

do not want to cause problems.

It's no problem.

In addition, we are already family, right?

Drink to that!

And what do we owe the honor?

There is something

important I want to tell.

- Come in.

- Lydia must be present.

- Is she here?

- Go there. Lydia!

I'm on the phone

I will not say anything until she drops.

Ah, I see.

No, dad, you do not.

- Yes, son, of course.

- No, Dad. I tell you no.

Security fetched

champagne to make the announcement.

Lydia!

It Cool!

- Let's start.

- This looks delicious.

- Kyle.

- I feel nauseous.

- Kyle!

- You had a bad night?

Do not look good at all.

Is women who

ill with this, are you, Roger?

- Sorry to take me much.

- Here she is.

Do not kiss me.

Not feeling well, poor thing.

- It's OK.

- Hi, honey.

Could you pass wine please Mic?

Are you sure?

Yes

So health!

So you feel good, Lydia?

- Yes, I'm fine.

- No complaint?

Not at all.

- No symptoms?

- Symptoms?

Yes, like a rash or swelling.

Painful urination stuff.

That's news to me.

No, I'm fine.

- It's delicious, Anne.

- I'll pass the recipe.

Anne is a very good cook.

I'm glad you feel good.

I would not wish my illness

contagiarte.

You know what, Kyle? If you do not

feel well, you should go to bed,

Have you seen a doctor?

In fact, I did.

You were with who have acne.

Dr. Clifford.

No, I saw a specialist.

A specialist?

In what area?

- Genitourinary Medical...

- is not a topic for dinner.

Genito...

Genitourinary, Dad.

A doctor cock.

Kyle!

We're eating.

Yes! And I'm telling you about my visit...

the doctor c*cks.

- Kyle.

I went to the clinic and

had to show my cock.

Kyle!

The nurse examined me

looking warts, lesions, fluids.

Kyle, please!

Then used a giant pipe cleaners,

stuffed it in my cock,

dirty and sent for analysis swab.

- What's wrong?

- And guess what.

Turned...

I have a sexually transmitted disease.

And I thought I was pregnant.

I do not talk about that

in front of my parents.

They have every right to know...

Why wedding is canceled.

- What?

Can not cancel the wedding!

I can and I will.

Y on very solid foundations.

But paid deposits!

Not fair to lose money.

Kyle did nothing wrong.

- I did not do anything wrong.

- Hit me chlamydia!

- That's impossible!

- The proof exams!

There must be a mistake.

My tearful cock

thinks otherwise!

Must sorry infected someone else.

Yes, of course, how easy.

Blame me, attack me.

There must be an explanation

logic. I mean...

Do not know if you know, Kyle, but...

infections can remain like this...

dormant in the body.

Very good point, Roger, and...

a couple of months ago, no,

did not know.

But it can not be

dormant for 6 years.

Is the time I've been in a...

monogamous relationship.

Do these things do not normally

get to sit on dirty toilets?

Only if you use it as a big hole

pleasure, Anne.

- Then I'll explain.

- Wait a minute.

Dress Dr.

Cock a couple of months ago.

Two months.

Not what you had not said anything?

Well I do not...

Two months is enough time to...

keep quiet and I believe

VD, Kyle.

- I wanted to be sure.

- Sure of what?

That you were the...

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