Along Came Polly Page #5
l'm just gonna do
a bit of a BASE jump.
Here. Keep the walkie
on channel 1 3, all right?
I don't know what you're talking about.
A BASE jump. A free-fall
from an inanimate object.
I always carry me chute
in case I find a good launching point.
Oh, no.
[Cell Phone Ringing]
All right, look,
just don't do anything, all right?
Reuben Feffer.
Hey, Reuben, it's Polly Prince.
Hey, Polly! How's it going?
l'll give you a shout
when l'm through, all right?
No! No, that's not all right.
Polly, can I call you back in a second?
Okay. I just wanted to tell you
I got your message, and you know what?
Let's just start over and forget about
that whole loofah thing.
Holy sh*t!
No!
Yahoo!
Oh! Holy sh*t!
I didn't like that loofah.
- [Screams]
- Relax. Leland's meeting with
the insurance guy right now.
[Screaming]
- Oh!
- Oh, crap!
Oh, sh*t!
l'll just call you
in the next few days. Bye!
Leland to Feffer, Leland to Feffer.
You there, mate?
Yes, Feffer to Leland, hello?
Come on down
and give us a hand.
fractured me coccyx.
[Sitar]
[Polly]
Oh, look at that.
You got me a new loofah.
Yeah, it's from Finland, and the salesman
said it has a very ergonomic design, so--
Oh, Reuben, that's really--
thank you-- really sweet.
Oh, my God! [Laughs]
I don't believe this!
Oh, what are you doing here?
I wanted your father to try new cuisines.
Really? lt's only 3:00.
lt's a crime to beat
the dinner crowds?
Who is this young woman?
This is Polly Prince.
Polly, these are my parents.
No!
lrving and Vivian Feffer.
Polly, it's so good meeting you.
- How are you?
- I can't believe you're eating lndian.
You hate spicy food.
- No, I don't, Mom.
- [No Audible Dialogue]
Well, l'm gonna-- Psst!
l'm gonna ask--
[Snaps Fingers]
l'm gonna ask this nice
Native American man
to get us a bigger table.
Mom, they're lndian.
You can call them lndian. lt's okay.
Hi. Need big table, please.
Four people.
Many thanks.
Okay.
Now, how do you kids know each other?
I told you.
Mom, we went to middle school together.
We were both delegates in the Model U.N.
Oh, you still work in government, honey?
No, no. l'm a waitress.
- Mm.
- She's also writing a children's book.
Oh, very nice. Reu, you'll never guess
who I ran into yesterday.
Who's that?
Lisa's mother.
That's good. Hey, Dad, did you try this--
What is this stuff called?
- Sag.
- Sag. Did you try this?
Apparently, Lisa's doing wonderfully
down there in St. Barts,
- selling villas, happy.
- That's good for her.
- Now, who's Lisa?
- Nah.
- Not important.
- Lisa's Reuben's wife.
- Mm. Oh.
- She left him for another man
on their honeymoon.
- Oh.
- Are we ready for the check?
I think l'll take the check.
- [Sighs]
- What?
Well, you know,
your dad seems really nice.
Yes. A man of few words.
[Chuckles]
Yeah.
Hey, look, I just want you to know
I was gonna tell you about Lisa.
I just, um--
I was embarrassed, and l...
I guess 'cause I hadn't seen you
for so long and--
Oh, it's so okay.
I understand.
No, I was an idiot.
I should've just told you the truth
right from the start.
Reuben, l'm really-- l'm not upset.
But when did this happen?
Two weeks ago.
Two weeks ago?
Oh, my God!
Are you okay?
Well, it was a pretty big shock.
[Scoffs]
I walked in on her, on Lisa,
with, um, a scuba instructor
on the first day of our honeymoon.
They were still wearing their flippers.
Anyway--
[Chuckles]
Oh.
I mean-- Ohh!
[Beeps]
Hey, Reuben!
Uh, it's Polly... Prince.
Um, I don't know
if you have any plans tonight,
but if not, you should swing by,
uh, 37 Gansevort Street...
around 9:
00if you can make it.
You know, it's no big deal,
but it could be fun.
So, you know, think about it.
Okay, so, um, l'll see you later...
or not. I mean either way.
And-- Oh, if you do come,
you should wear comfortable shoes.
That is if you come.
But you totally don't have to.
I mean, I might not even be there.
I am so glad that you came.
Yeah. I wore my comfortable shoes
just like you said.
[Laughs]
So what are we doing?
Oh, crap.
[Salsa]
This place is a total secret.
lt is the best underground
salsa club in New York.
Yeah, you know,
l'm not really a big dancer.
I don't know--
Oh, come on. You know what?
lt's easier than it looks.
Oh! Oh, okay.
There you go.
Just feel it in your legs.
All right.
Okay. Ow!
Sorry, sorry.
That's okay.Just step on my feet
a little less than that.
Work it
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
Looking good, Pollyanna.
- Hey,Javi.
- [Javi Mumbling]
You stop that.
This is my friend Reuben.
- Hey.
- This is Javi.
Hey, you mind if I dance
with the beautiful lady?
- Um, I guess not. Yeah.
- All right, thanks, man.
[Spanish]
[Slow Tempo]
Hey.
Hi!
I think I might take off.
Really?
Yeah.
Are you having a bad time?
No, no, no!
l'm just not into this whole
dirty dancing thing.
What do you mean,
dirty dancing?
I saw that movie. I know that's what
you and that, uh, Spaniard were doing.
Whoa. Wait a minute.
First of all, he's Cuban,
and that wasn't dirty dancing,
that was just salsa.
Okay, it's just l'm just really,
truthfully not the kind of guy...
that's ever gonna be into
these kind of clubs or any--
Okay, Reuben, you know, then tell me,
what kind of guy are ya?
What kind of guy am l?
What do you mean?
Well, up until now, you haven't
exactly been the portrait of honesty,
so just come clean, okay?
Just tell me who you are.
I hate spicy food.
I knew it!
Yeah, I don't like it at all.
I have a mild case of l.B.S. and--
What is that?
lrritable bowel syndrome.
What?
lrritable bowel syndrome.
Oh, God. That's terrible.
Um, what else?
Look, the thing is,
I assess risk for a living,
so I know that I have a .01 3% chance...
of being hit by a car
on my way home,
or a one in 46,000 chance
of falling through a subway grate.
Really?
So I try to manage that risk
by avoiding danger...
and having a plan and
knowing what my next move is,
and I guess you don't exactly
live your life that way.
No, I do it--
I do it a little differently.
Yeah, which is great.
But l'm not gonna ever be
a dirty dancer,
and I don't eat food
with my hands,
and I really like you, but I just don't think
this is gonna work out.
I just have to go pee.
Okay.
[Soul]
[Water Running]
just kidding!
Oh!
[Mock Chuckle]
Funny.
[Woman Vocalizing]
Do it, do it
Do it again
Do it again
Let's do it again
I wanna do it again
Sometimes the rain
- Hey.
- Hi.
Like you and me, baby
Gettin'down with the sounds around
Oh, the smell
of the morning flower
As we pass away the hours
I wanna do it again
Do it again
Do it
[Stops]
Ow!
Did you just spank me?
No!
I don't-- No.
Mm-mmm.
Are you sure?
'Cause it felt
like you just swatted me.
No, no, you--
I have a little crick in my wrist.
You just felt that little--
I was just--
Do you hear that?
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