Along Came Polly Page #6
Really?
Yeah. You hear that?
Well, I got it out.
Yeah.
Yeah.
[Mutters, lndistinct]
[Salsa]
[Reuben Thinking]
Oh, wow. This is incredible.
Oh, man.
Oh, God.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, no! No, no.
You can't be done yet.
Come on, Reuben, focus.
You have to last at least five minutes here.
Four minutes, 27, 26, 25.
Two minutes 20, 1 9, 1 8, 1 7.
Come on.
You can do it.
Oh, God!
Fifty!
[Giggles]
Fifty?
Yeah, 50! Whoo!
[Sandy]
Let it rain!
I tell ya, I think I might end up
marrying this woman.
Really? After one night?
Did you spank her?
Yeah, I tried,
but I don't think she liked it.
Yeah, some women find it offensive.
lceman!
I did not sleep with him
out of charity.
You weren't interested till you found out
on their honeymoon.
That's not it.
He is a kind, decent, solid guy.
l've never been
with anybody like that.
Still sounds like a charity boning. Hi.
Thank you.
Do you have to use the word
'bone' every time?
I use it when it's appropriate.
Have you ever heard of a guy
shouting out '50' when he orgasmed?
Yeah.
Yeah?
Okay, so throw pillows
go in this cabinet here.
Oh, you don't--
you don't sleep on these?
No, no, they're... decorative.
- For who?
- What do you mean?
You're the only one who sees them,
but you don't sleep on them.
Then you take them off the bed every night,
put 'em in a box, take them out of the box.
I just don't understand the point.
I don't know. I mean,
Lisa thought they looked nice.
Oh. I see.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I don't see what the big deal is.
They make the bed look nice.
Hey!
What are you doing?
That's goose down!
l'm liberating you.
Try it.
No!
l'm not gonna--
Just one stab. Come on.
See how you feel.
Come on!
This is ridiculous.
lt's not ridiculous.
lt's not like driving a knife into a pillow
is suddenly gonna make me feel--
Wow. That feels really good.
Huh? Right?
[Chuckles]
Yeah!
- What did I tell you?
- You know what? You're right.
Come on. Bigger one.
What is the point
of these things really?
No point.
They're stupid.
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
Ha! Ha! Ha!
I mean, what, am I running
a bed-and-breakfast?
Not anymore.
You know how many minutes a day...
on and off the bed?
How many?
Four minutes in the morning,
four minutes at night.
That's eight minutes of my life.
I figured it out. lt's 56 minutes a week.
That's nearly two days of my life a year
I spent putting pillows on and off a stupid bed!
Ha! Ha!
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
[Yelling]
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
- Wait, wait, wait. You hit mattress.
- Oh, yeah.
[Sighs]
You know what?
Shoot.
[Reuben] What's wrong?
You lose your keys again?
No, they're just not
where I left them before.
Hey, why don't you use
Reuben, I don't...
need the stupid key finder!
All right. Anyway,
I was thinking l'd come meet you.
Really? I thought you hated
dirty dancing clubs.
[Beeping]
No, it's just salsa.
lt'll be fun. l'll watch.
Hey, what's that noise?
Nothing.
lt's the key finder, isn't it?
No, it's so not the key finder.
Yes, it is!
lt is not the key finder.
l'll see you later. Bye.
Yes, it--
Oh! How?
[Man Singing ln Spanish]
Hey, Reuby Tuesday.
Cmo ests?
Yeah. Doin' all right.
You know what? Actually,
me no ests too good,Javier.
I want you to stay away from Polly,
all right?
Find yourself another dance partner.
- Why?
- Why?
Because she and I are a couple, all right?
Yeah, we're dating.
And l'm not gonna let
some big shot salsa king...
sweep in with your mambo moves
and your Erik Estrada look...
and come in and try to take her away,
because l've had that happen before
and it's not gonna happen again.
- Reuben, I am gay.
- Hey, I don't care what you-- What?
l'm homosexual. My boyfriend Hector,
he plays the keyboards in the house band.
Oh.
Hey, you think maybe
you could give me some salsa lessons?
[Salsa]
Huh.
You hated it.
No, I don't.
lt's just-- lt's very graphic
for a children's book.
You know, like this one:
'The Boy with a Nub for an Arm.'
Well, that one has a moral.
You know, to teach kids they gotta be careful
when they're playing with fireworks.
Right. No, and-and I think
it's brilliant, by the way. Seriously.
Uh-huh.
I mean, like,
you really convey...
the pain and the fear,
and I love the little doggy too.
But-- And I don't mean
this in a bad way.
Right.
Just what were you thinking?
[Salsa]
So I put all the risks and rewards
into the program,
Okay. Right.
which helps me finalize
my recommendations.
'Leland Van Lew. '
Ooh! BASE jumping!
That is supposed to be so much fun.
That should be on the rewards side.
lt's one of the most dangerous activities
Really?
Have you done it?
Yeah.
Have I parachuted off
the top of a building? No.
Uh-huh.
No?
No.
So how do you know
what it's like?
I don't.
Huh. lnteresting.
Would you like
some more bulgogi?
Sure.
Yeah?
Yeah, thanks.
I actually like this.
Yeah, it's good.
You do?
[Vomiting Loudly]
Now you look like
a pro racquetballer.
How's that shirt fit, all right?
Uh, yeah, it's fine.
You know, I was thinking
maybe we can just sit and talk.
l'm not really
a big raquetball player.
No worries.
We'll just get up a bit of a sweat.
Have a few giggles.
- [Yelling]
- [Screams]
So l've been running the numbers,
and I gotta say...
things aren't looking
too good from our end.
Bollocks!
[Groans]
Geez!
Leland, I mean,
it's not just the BASE jumping.
lt's the heli-skiing,
[Yells]
volcano luging, shark diving.
Bottom line is, unless
you drastically alter your lifestyle,
we won't be able to insure you.
Reuben, I came to you
for a reason.
I was told that you had
more imagination...
than any of the other blokes
in the big firms--
that you analyze the man
and not just the numbers.
I guess I was wrong.
Are you trying to manipulate me?
Of course I am.
But I wanna hold onto me company.
[Yells]
- Oh!
- l'll tell you what.
l'm gonna be in Nantucket
at the end of the month.
You'll come up and be my guest
aboard the 'Roo Shooter.
Aboard the what?
My sailboat.
l'll take you for a bit of a sail,
give you a chance to really get to know me.
And I guarantee you
by the end of the weekend,
you'll know what a safe bet I really am.
Yeah, you know what?
Uh, you're bleeding pretty bad.
Yeah, I think l've swallowed
a tooth or something.
Oh!
No. Got it.
[Chuckles]
Your serve.
[Jazz]
So I tell Leland
we can't insure him.
He responds by
inviting me up to Nantucket
for some Death Ray Sailing Challenge.
Really?
Yeah.
Oh, we gotta go do that.
l've never been to Nantucket.
You wanna come?
I would-- Well, can-- ls that rude?
ls it all right if I invite myself?
No! That'd be great. Okay, good.
So you're actually gonna
commit to something in advance.
Yeah-- Oh.
Oh, my God.
Okay, yeah, I am.
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