Along the Roadside Page #8

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We're from LA.

Oh right on.

Michael is from LA.

He's a writer, a

screen play writer.

Not a screenplay writer.

I ejaculate the vulgar

concepts of my insane mind

onto the paper.

He wrote a screenplay.

Tell them about the

screenplay you wrote.

I did. I did

write a screenplay.

It's about the world's

first gay superhero.

His name is Bjorn and he's

simultaneously battling

evil and his own

sexual identity.

Dope.

Straight.

Are you guys going

to see Blonde Priest?

I don't now what that is.

Is that like a

rapper or something?

I mean I respect the brothers

and their energy and all

but sometimes I'm like

dude can you stop cussing

over that song?

No,

no. Blonde Priest are

like new age.

They're like alternative kind

of like that song Fireflies.

It's anal sex music, basically.

Dope.

No, no, no. They

are not singing Fireflies.

They are a band.

Blonde Priest is a band.

No, Pink Floyd is a band.

Pink Floyd is a band.

U2 is a band.

Rolling Stones, The Strokes.

I am going to start a band and

it's going to be

called Punk Floyd.

- I

- Mean what are they going

to perform for some

fireman's funeral?

We'll perform Pink Floyd covers,

but they will be punk.

Dope.

This is a fact.

Bob Dylan and the Beatles

single handedly ruined music.

I agree.

Why aren't there more French

rock bands?

I think Paul McCartney's

best work was with Wings.

I play bass.

- I

- Like to eat melon.

Would it be

weird if I had a crow

as a pet?

Hey, you want to jam with us?

Funf.

Dope.

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