Alpha and Omega 5: Family Vacation Page #2

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was a hybrid ride.

Half wind power,

half run for your life.

Okay, let me listen

for this train.

(TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWING)

There is one coming,

but we gotta move fast!

We can get across

the field with that.

(SCOFFS) You can't log

board across a flat field!

We're not going to.

HUMPHREY:
(WHISPERING)

Kate, can you see

the train tracks?

KATE:
Um...

I think...

Yes, we gotta turn.

Okay, Runt,

start to turn...

Right. Right.

(CLEARING THROAT)

Your other right.

Okay, stop.

Now everyone forward.

CLAUDETTE:
Hey, Runt,

how does it feel

to be the caboose?

(RUNT SNARLING)

CLAUDETTE:
Ow!

Mom, Runt bit my tail!

STINKY:
Could you two

exhibit some maturity

in this very

dramatic situation?

(THUMP)

(STINKY GROANS)

CLAUDETTE:
How's that

for maturity, Stinky?

HUMPHREY:
(WHISPERING)

Everyone, quiet.

(TRUCK DOORS OPENING)

(DOORS CLOSING)

JETHRO:
Well, two wolves

is better than nothing.

Okay. (GRUNTING)

Let's each grab one.

They'll be out

just long enough

to get them

to the station.

GRIFFIN:
Where the heck

have the rest of the dang

wolves gone anyway?

It's like they vanished.

You know what?

We gotta get us

some dang wolf cubs.

We get three times

more for a wolf cub.

Yeah, but our plane

can't find wolf cubs,

they're only in dens.

Then we'll have

to find them ourselves.

(TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWING)

(GASPS)

We gotta move now.

GRIFFIN:

What the heck

is this log

doing in the middle

of this field?

JETHRO:
(CHUCKLING)

Waiting for my butt

to sit on.

(LOG CREAKING)

(TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWING)

Wolves, you gotta run

like you've never run

before, okay?

GRIFFIN:
We gotta

get these two back

to the station

and into a cart.

One truck's

leaving tonight.

(TRUCK DOORS CLOSING)

(ENGINE STARTING)

Okay, now!

(GASPS)

Look! Wolf pups.

There's wolf pups!

There are three

dang wolf pups!

And two adults!

Brother,

we hit the jackpot!

Wolves,

give it all you've got!

Come on, come on!

Kate, weapons

of wolf destruction.

Everyone, break formation.

Let's do our thing!

You mean our being chased

by big mean bears thing?

(COUGHING)

Good thinking, wolves!

Where'd you learn

to do that?

CLAUDETTE:
From being

chased by bears.

STINKY:

We've clearly bitten off

more than we could hunt

numerous times.

Hey, brother,

I can't aim with

you doing this.

I can't see!

I don't wanna

run over one of them.

We need them alive!

When I say "now,"

skid and pivot!

Now!

Just great, Jethro!

Where did you learn

to shoot, dang it?

Same place you learned

to drive, Griffin!

Missed it, darn.

There's always

a night train.

We just gotta

hide until then.

(TRUCK APPROACHING)

Somewhere they

can't find us.

RUNT:
I have an idea.

Oh, where could Kate,

Humphrey, and the pups be?

Winston said they were

going to the Falls.

They should be

around here by now,

but there's no sign of them!

Oh, no! You don't think

that they got captured

and they're being

transported already.

Oh, I can't imagine,

but it's happened before.

Oh, Paddy,

look down there.

Uh, excuse me.

Fleet, Brent, Agnes,

what are you three doing?

Oh, Marcel and Paddy,

the only two birds

that don't bother me.

Now, Brent, if you

can just get over

the five billion

other birds.

Hey, guys, what's up?

Fleet, haven't you heard

there is a wolf curfew?

There are trappers

looking for wolves.

You were supposed to

go to the mountains.

No, wait.

Claudette is headed

to the Falls,

I gotta make sure

she's safe and doesn't

get captured!

She's my girl.

Young love.

Well, a young something.

Fleet, that is admirable,

but there is a premium

for wolf pups!

We know. That is

where we come in.

We're all helping.

Oh, helping?

And how?

We got it all worked out.

When they try

and capture Fleet,

I do this!

Ahhh!

And I do this.

(BRENT GRUNTS)

You see, the humans

aren't allowed

to capture

the other animals.

Besides, I gotta stick up

for my main bro Stinky.

Huh? Oh.

It's a bromance thing.

Oh, I get it.

Yes, your heart aches

for your friends.

But it's not

practical to put

yourself in danger

while doing it.

Claudette is gonna

be with me

for the rest

of my life,

and nothing is gonna

stop me from finding her.

Okay, okay, all right.

Well, stay along

this trail, lover boy.

We'll try

and locate them.

And be very careful.

Who are they?

O-M-G, like, it's us,

with bad needles.

That girl needs

some serious

quill extensions!

(BOTH LAUGH MOCKINGLY)

Didn't someone tell them

the Goth look is out?

(BOTH GASP)

Okay, ladies,

cool the quills.

I'm Brent.

That is Agnes.

As you can see some

of my best friends

are porcupines.

Since you all look alike,

can't you all be friends?

Look, country bear,

I'm Fran and this is

my sister Frieda.

We are here to help Runt.

Like, he is

a wolf in need

and he is our king

of Shadow Forest.

Well, we're here

for Stinky.

And Claudette.

Who's the pretty boy?

Shouldn't he be in hiding?

Ew. Look at that

fluffed-up mane,

now there is some

serious product in that.

My name's Fleet.

He's Claudette's boyfriend.

Claudette? As in

"Little Miss Attitude?"

There seems to be

a lot of it around here.

You two better go

on your own road.

Um, how would you like

a giant splinter

in your paw, tubby?

(GASPS)

It's my hibernation weight.

Back off, sister!

Ladies, stop it!

We're gonna all find

them together, okay?

(SCOFFS)

Let's go!

Nope, burrow empty!

Where could

they have gone?

The plane didn't

see them leaving

this dang forest!

Where are they?

RUNT:
Okay, Mom, Dad,

remember that thing

you said about

shared experiences?

HUMPHREY:
Runt, who taught

you to climb trees anyway?

Hey, I watch

the porcupines.

You know, guys, this isn't

my first time in a tree.

One time,

I got stuck in one.

You did? Do tell.

STINKY:
What? My dad

was stuck in a tree?

CLAUDETTE:

I wanna hear this!

Okay. Me and Uncle Mooch

and Shakey were

out wolfing around,

and I was about to put

the moves on Kate.

Humphrey,

you're talking

to the pups.

Oh, yeah.

Well, uh, I was going

to ask Kate out

on a date, uh, but...

Friends for life.

(ALL EXCLAIMING)

(SCREAMING)

Whoa. (MUMBLING)

(GRUNTING)

LILLY:

So, do you see Garth?

(GASPS) Great.

I'm not even sure

what he looks like.

But I'm sure...

(BOTH GASP)

We'll know him

when we see him.

Hey, hey, Kate.

(GASPS) What?

Uh, Garth...

(LAUGHING NERVOUSLY)

Wow.

Lilly, stand up.

Garth?

Hello.

Good to see you.

Humphrey?

Oh, my butt, my butt.

That really hurt.

Wow, Dad, sounds

like you crushed it.

Hold on.

(GASPS) Another burrow!

Now, we've been combing

this forest all afternoon

and not one sign

of a wolf.

(TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWING)

Kate, get ready

to take the pups

to the train, okay?

What are you going

to do, Humphrey?

I'm going

to distract them.

Distract them?

Get ready, Kate,

and no matter what,

get the pups

to the train!

(TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWING)

(BOTH EXCLAIMING)

(BOTH GROANING)

(GASPS)

(GRUNTS)

(GASPS)

There they are!

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