Alpha and Omega 5: Family Vacation Page #3
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- 2015
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(GRUNTS)
(LAUGHING)
(BOTH SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY)
Dad is awesome,
we can't leave him.
Yes, Stinky,
he is amazing.
He'll make it.
Your dad always makes it.
(BOTH SHOUTING)
Don't shoot, Jethro,
don't shoot.
You're a lousy dang shot!
JETHRO:
Whoa, whoa!
Hey, hey, hey!
(SHOUTS INDISTINCTLY)
(GASPS)
(EXCLAIMS AND GROANS)
(GASPS)
(SCREAMING)
Oh, man! Come on!
GRIFFIN:
Oh!(EXCLAIMING)
Okay, guys, this way!
What the heck?
Did you see that?
The whole forest
dang attacked us!
There they are!
(LAUGHING) Fleet!
Brent, my best bro!
Agnes, my homegirl!
Fran, Frieda, you came!
Of course,
you're our king.
(TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWING)
MARCEL:
Sacrebleu!It's Noah's Ark.
More like Noah's train.
We're taking the train
to the border.
How long till
an open box car?
Very soon.
Uh, 10 cars down.
You're all
taking the train?
(TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWING)
Okay, Brent,
grab the porcupines.
Everyone, here it comes.
When I say "now,"
we jump into the open car.
GRIFFIN:
There they are!Okay, aim!
KATE:
Just a bit more.(BOTH SCREAMING)
Get them off!
Now!
(ALL EXCLAIMING)
(ALL GROANING)
(BOTH PANTING)
What... We were
attacked by birds?
It's like every animal
in the dang forest
is protecting them!
You say "dang" a lot,
you know that, right?
Come on, everyone,
hug it out.
Bro.
Bro.
Ow, ow, ow, ow.
Hey.
Hey.
HUMPHREY:
Hey!BOTH:
No.BRENT:
Wow.I'm usually more
of a river person,
but that is sweet!
(LAUGHING)
Humphrey and I fell
in love right here.
I finally got Kate
to howl with me.
Humphrey,
you had me at "howl-lo."
(SCOFFS) Is that
wolf speak for
falling in love?
Well, what do
you think it is?
It's like when
you had the hots
for that woodchuck.
He had a nice smile.
That wasn't
a smile, sister.
Like, a woodchuck's teeth
always stick out like that.
Kate, let's make
this moment last.
BRENT:
I have to pee.I have to pee.
O-M-G.
(GRUNTING)
There was a little stream
Who fed into a river
BOTH:
And the river
flowed and flowed
Into a giant lake
(SCOFFS)
Is this for real?
(LAUGHING)
Well, I can't say
I haven't had my own
tinkle time-outs.
(WHIMPERING)
What's wrong with you?
I have to go.
You can't leave.
Can't you hold it?
No! I Can't!
Well, did you try
crossing your legs?
Yes!
Holding your breath?
Yes! I almost passed out!
Closing your eyes and...
In or out, I am going.
Would you hurry?
(STAMMERING)
I can't go when
I feel pressured.
Go!
(SIGHS)
Come on, let's help him.
One more time.
ALL:
There was a little stream
Who fed into a river
And the river
flowed and flowed
Into a giant lake
(GRUNTING)
Okay, so you have a few
more suns till the border.
We'll keep an eye
out for planes.
Okay, Stinky's got
the best sense of smell
so give him your food order
and he'll find what you want.
Okay, wait up.
(SNIFFING)
I'm smelling moose.
Stinky,
we could co-hunt it!
(BOTH WHOOPING)
No, Brent, we've got enough
problems with the hunters.
We don't need
antlers in the party.
Besides, Humphrey doesn't
like moose that much.
I kind of had
a run in with one.
Cool. Did you
take it down?
Did you go for
the hind quarters,
Mr. Humphrey?
Did you? Huh?
Go for the hind quarters?
Ah, in a sense.
Oh, my goodness,
look out for the...
Oh, no! No, no, no!
Oh, he's a goner for sure.
(THUD)
(FARTING)
(GROANING)
(SCREAMING)
HUMPHREY:
It was horrible.He had this wide stance.
I had to go
into counseling.
Oh.
(MOOSE SNORTING)
Hi. And he looked
just like that guy.
Wait, it wasn't you,
was it?
Oh, my gosh, it was!
(SNIFFING)
What is it?
Wolf trappers.
Son, are you okay?
(AIRPLANE ENGINE WHIRRING)
Okay, wolves,
there is a human road
to the right.
You need to run to that.
Human road?
Yes, they can't shoot
where there are humans!
Okay, now!
PADDY:
Do hurry!We can't keep going.
He could really
hurt himself.
It's just a sprain.
It'll heal, but not if
(VEHICLE APPROACHING)
Oh, no.
Humphrey,
we gotta hide.
STINKY:
Hey, Mom, Dad,Runt and the porcupines
are gone?
KATE:
What?Are you sure?
I'm sure.
They must have
slipped out!
HUMPHREY:
Quiet everyone.
Here, wolfy, wolfy.
Come on.
Jethro's not
gonna hurt you.
I'm just moving you.
(ANIMAL GROWLING)
(BOTH GASP)
What the heck is that?
Sounds like a...
It's coming closer.
What the heck?
It's a monster!
Run! Run!
(SCREAMING)
Run!
(GRIFFIN EXCLAIMING)
(BOTH SCREAMING)
Sorry,
I saw an opening
and I took it.
Now, you know why
we call him the
king of the forest.
Well, let's give it up
for the porcupines.
(ALL CHEERING)
We have to find
another way across
the border.
We've already
done the trains.
Uh, don't wanna do planes,
so how about automobiles?
You remember,
like last time.
That was no auto,
that was a party bus.
(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
(LAUGHING)
Humphrey?
(MIMICKING GUITAR)
(SIGHS)
Ha-ha! Whoo!
(LAUGHING)
Yeah, you didn't know
Papa was a Rolling Stone,
did you?
You... You don't
get that reference,
do you? Okay.
Now, let us do
a fly over and see what
we can come up with.
MARCEL:
Well, what doesAn RV! (LAUGHS)
Recognize it?
Kate, this is
the same camper
we took last time.
Uh, yes,
the same one,
but this time from
Jasper back to Idaho.
How do you two know
everyone's travel patterns?
Oh, we have a way
of marking vehicles.
Specifically windshields.
Now, humans think
it's random,
but it's not.
(GASPS)
What is she doing?
Her biker boyfriend left her
and now she's a bit lonely.
So some cousins
of ours have become
her new best friends.
Cousins?
Oh, gosh.
(WHIMPERING)
Oh, no.
What now?
Oh, no!
(GRUNTING)
Brent,
what are you doing?
Uh, he's got bird issues.
(SCOFFS) Bird issues?
They're not birds,
they are monsters!
You want a piece of me?
CLAUDETTE:
Order!Order on the field!
Where did it go?
(BIRD YELPING)
I hear it over there.
Tweet, tweet, tweet.
Oh, look, it's a cub.
Let's flutter around
his nose.
Brent, time out!
BOTH:
Ow!(BIRD TWEETING)
I still hear it!
(WHIMPERING)
(YELLING)
Oh, no.
(WOMAN SPEAKING
INDISTINCTLY)
(EXCLAIMING)
(GUN C*CKS)
(GASPS)
(GASPS)
What the heck?
Oh!
STINKY:
Oh, no! She died.
Poor, poor lady.
What do we do?
I'm so sorry.
(SCOFFS) Agnes,
this is your guy's fault.
Yeah, I know.
I'm under a lot of stress.
I'm a stress eater!
I mean, we, like,
killed her!
How am I going
to live with myself?
I mean, we're vegans!
We don't kill!
I'm so sorry.
Ah!
(DEBBIE LAUGHING)
That feels good.
Hi there,
you little cuties, you.
Oh, I see it's, uh,
a sort of a family.
Wolves, bear, porcupines,
and fowl?
Okay, we hit
the mother lode.
Served in a bowl, too.
O-M-G, its china.
I mean, that's class.
(VEHICLE APPROACHING)
Hi.
Sorry to bother you,
but we're animal trappers
and we're looking for wolves.
Relocating the dang things.
Well, I'm no wolf,
but I have been
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