Alpha House Page #2
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Girls in the front, guys in the back.
And you can share
your room with me.
I'll pass. How many bathrooms
are in this hell hole?
2 upstairs. 1 down here.
We each get one upstairs,
the one downstairs is for guests,
and the living room and
- Does that work for you?
- Yes.
Make it so.
Right.
Who is that?
I am not sure but I think
she wants to f*** me!
That's not gonna happen.
Oh yeah we'll see
about that sweetie.
Oh. Melanie?
Zach.
Oh my god.
What are you doing here?
I just transferred.
I was over at state last semester.
Well hello there, smelanie.
Cameron. Wow.
Didn't miss that!
Melanie. Upstairs now.
- We're having a meeting.
- Okay.
Well, I guess I will be seeing you
around the house then?
Yeah, I guess so.
This place is repulsive.
Is that a used condom?
Ladies please!
I know these are not
the best of arrangements.
And no matter what those
cavemen downstairs think,
This place is as much our
as it is theirs.
The road is gonna be rough.
It's gonna be dirty.
And occasionally will have
a used condom in it.
But we can do this.
Sisters on 3.
- 1, 2, 3...
- This is bullshit! Alright.
We can't have chicks living here.
I totally agree.
Yo that brunette,
I'd love to have
her Canadian swirl,
on a ford bronco on 4 flat tires.
Dude, what?
- Look, guys this is our house!
Those girls are invaders
in our territory.
Cameron and I wanted to be Alpha's
for as long as I can remember,
and I am not throwing
that dream that the shitter
- because of some chicks.
- Me too dude but,
my dream did not include
a p*ssy embargo.
You guys are missing
Did you see the talent that
just walked into this house?
At this moment
This house is basically
a cosco full of vag, right?
And if we play our cards right,
we might be getting
some free samples!
Besides, how bad could it be
living with girls?
- What's going on?
- They're... cleaning.
Nice work ladies!
What the f*** do you think
you're doing?
Just because you're comfortable
living like pigs
doesn't mean we have to be.
Pink! What the hell?
- What's going on?
- They're painted this room.
So?
They're painting this room... Pink!
I f***ing hate pink.
I could get use
to the view though.
Though I definiely give them
both cherry twisters.
Enjoying the view?
- Yeah.
- What did you say?
- We were just...
- Right.
Oh! Yeah me too.
You wanna...
Get outta here?
- Definitely
- Okay.
Bang-o-rang.
Thank you.
Where you going?
Where you going?
Where you going?
Perv!
- I'm going to kill you.
- Feisty! I like that!
I like that! Help me.
What happened?
staring at me
through my bedroom door!
Whoa! Kiss my taint, alright?
I am way cooler then those
Jersey Shore douchebags!
I'm taking this to Marshall!
Whoa! Okay!
Nobody has to take anything
to Dean Marshall.
How about, You promise to stay
in your part if the house
and we'll promise to stay in ours.
But... but we get
the basement, okay?
You guys got to go all Martha Stewart
on the rest of the house.
We get one place that's
just ours just like we like it.
Deal?
If I catch you
looking at me again,
I'm turning your balls
into a keychain.
Is that a promise?
I love her.
What?
They're taking this place over.
Then what the f***
Cause I am one
ass hair away from leaving.
We do what we do best.
- And that would be?
- We be guys.
We do everything we can to run
the Deltas out of this place.
And back to the lecture hall
from where they came.
Then we take Alpha house
back for ourselves.
What about Marshall's big plan?
if they leave voluntary?
Leave her to me.
You boy ready for this?
- Oh yeah.
- Good.
We start at sun up.
Wake up! Wake up!
No shirt. Let's go! Get out!
No shirt! Nope!
Listen up recruits!
As acting president of Alpha House
it's my resposibility,
Strike that.
My pleasure
to ensure that you have
most honorable institution.
Being an Alpha
is a goddamn privilege.
A god damn privillage!
And like any privilege it's earned
through hard work.
- Is that right gentlemen?
- Hoo-rah!
Give me a break.
New recruits will as for permission
before speaking to the president!
Speak to this!
What is your name, recruit?
Kelly Kramer.
- Do you have a middle name?
- F*** off.
Oh. Pretty.
People call you K2?
- Here's the deal K2.
Just as generations
You and your little femme
bots here
are going to have
to endure some...
minor inconveniences
to demonstrate you are worthy
for a spot in this house.
If any of you can't handle it,
you are welcome to leave.
Bring it sh*t weasel.
Play your little games.
Get that frat bullshit
out of your system.
But guess what,
Are we done?
You are dismissed.
Whatever. Girls.
That didn't go as planned.
No it did not.
They have to leave!
Oh they will.
I have a plan.
- Excuse me ladies.
- Hey!
- I'm so sorry.
- Dude!
- We were watching that.
- We are watching this now.
Oh god!
And this is how they pay
for college.
Alright K2. You have a choice
of "Hole filled with cock",
Brazilian Whores in Vegas.
Looks like that won an award,
or white men can hump.
Oh sorry,
don't have a TV in my room.
Oh no problem. Boys!
- Go to go boss.
- Good. Thank you.
Alright!
White men can hump it is!
Alright let's get those
tits bouncing!
Nice!
- Home movie?
- Uh sorry.
It's part of... you know.
It's alright hey I might
I...
Gotta go.
This is not why
I joined your stupid sorority.
Change is never easy Renee.
We're not about to let
We will persevere.
Hello ladies!
We got a treat for you.
Hand out the shirts.
What is this?
Oh we thought that the house
could use a little more solidarity.
So what each and everyone one
of you is going to do
is think of the sluttiest thing
you have ever done on the first date
write it on the shirt
and wear it to dinner.
- No way!
- Why not? Come on!
We're doing it too.
See. Solidarity!
Besides president's orders,
right Cameron?
- F***ing A!
- See you all at dinner.
I'm not doing this.
Yes you are. We all are.
Think of all the women who stood up
for what they believe is right.
Elizabeth Blackwell.
- Susie B. Anthony.
- Snooky!
all they had to go through,
surely we can endure this!
Right ladies?
All of you start writing.
And be truthful.
We wouldn't want
to compromise our integrity.
Jessica.
I said be truthful.
Sh*t.
Here.
I made these for you.
Dude! I don't know
what the f*** this is!
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