Alpha House Page #3
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- Year:
- 2014
- 88 min
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Oh relax! Right.
I'm on it.
Is it working?
is ready for it's broadcast day.
Sweet.
Let's roll!
Right there. There.
Perfection.
Namaste.
No, no, no. Hold it!
Let's do another one.
Jackpot!
So don't want to go
Hey how was history yesterday?
F*** the feminist movement.
Turn around. Turn around.
They make the Disney princess
seem like they're bad.
I mean, "Hello?
They get everything they wanted."
- What the f*** is that?
- Bigfoot.
Hey did you see that?
A**holes!
Zach, you have to check out
this footage.
It's totally epic.
- Titties.
- Hey there.
- F***! Can a guy get some...
Hi.
Studying huh?
- Trying to.
- Just like old times.
7th grade... after school
you asked me to meet you...
- In the library.
- Right.
You said you wanted me to help you
with your history assignment
but I seem to remember
what you really wanted
was to feel my b*obs.
Under the sweater over the bra
if I remember correctly.
Oh you remember.
- So what are you studying now?
- Oh.
History.
You don't say.
I'll let you get to it.
more often.
Yeah, it's so much fun.
It's good for the environment.
- It is.
- I know!
- Helping bunnies.
- Yeah!
Some perverts!
Do you have to be
such an a**hole?
I think you mean
president a**hole.
I'm taking this to the Dean.
Ya'll would love to get her
Alabama hot pocket.
I have no idea what that means.
I'll tell you about it later.
Stop making that. Stop.
- I'm on the phone!
- I'm going to lunch.
Be back by one!
Try three.
Yes. Yes.
Well I look forward to speaking
about Virgin Mary more as well.
is moving forward.
Students are getting along.
No, no, no, no, complaints.
And uh if there are
If we have to use it
we most definitely will.
Listen up ladies,
the game has changed.
Before you know it we're gonna
have this house all to ourselves.
- How?
- Like this.
What are you doing?
What we have to do
to take this house.
Saddle up girls.
It's time to blow some minds.
Hey Cameron.
- Hey.
- Hey what's up K2.
Um, I just really wanted
to apologize
for the way
I have been acting lately.
- Really?
- Yeah, you know.
I know it must be weird
being forced to live
It's a lot to take in all at once.
That's cool.
We've been having fun.
Yeah, totally. Us too.
Anyways, the girls and I kinda want
to offer you a peace offering.
- Oh. A peace offering?
- Yeah.
You know, for all the trouble
we caused you.
It's the least we can do.
So... dinner tonight
at the house.
- On us?
- Sure. Sounds good.
Perfect. I'll see you then.
We got something
really special planned.
Alright.
- See ya.
- Okay, bye.
God.
Good evening gentlemen.
We your alpha sisters
would like to thank you
for welcoming us
so warmly into your home.
As a token of our gratitude,
we prepared a very special meal
for you tonight.
One that I think you'll remember
for a very long time.
Please take a seat.
Enjoy your dinner boys.
I don't know about you fellas
but I am famished.
Time for stage 2.
Yes.
Associate Dean Marshall please.
Don't you like what you see?
Everything looks delicious.
Help yourself.
No, no, no, no.
No! No, no, no, no.
Relax Relax. Okay.
Do you have any wasabi?
Of course.
Bang-o-rang.
Dude, they're just b*obs.
No, no, no, no. He's chocking!
- Oh my god!
- Does anybody know the heimlich?
Everybody relax, I'm a lifeguard.
Careful.
- Geez are you okay?
- Am I okay? Look at my face!
- A**hole!
- What's going on?
Oh.
I'd say I was disappointed,
that doesn't quite cover.
- Disrespected Irate Melancholy...
- Pissed off!
- I think does it.
- It's a good one.
Because of your antics,
and heinous treatment of sushi
I've been forced to expel
members of your fraternity
for indecency and fraternization.
And I particularly expected
more from you Ms. Kramer.
- Me too.
- Shut up potty mouth.
I'm so sorry Sir.
It won't happen again.
Good.
Because I will not hesitate
to put each and everyone of you
out in the street,
if you cannot follow the rules.
That is all.
I'm so sorry.
Edgar's gone.
So, what are we done?
We're just getting started.
We dial it up a notch.
We just can't get caught
in the process.
One man eliminated, but now...
we've lost two of our own.
That was sloppy.
From now on we play smarter.
We play harder.
We can't afford to have
anymore casualties.
That's awesome.
Chuckie, you sure
it's gonna work?
Dude, please. I switched
the DVDs this morning.
Well... This is
going to be educational.
Good afternoon.
My presentation
is on Pompeii.
In 79 A.D. the Italian city
of Pompeii was destroyed
by the sudden
and devastating eruption
of Mount Vesuvius.
For centuries before
this ruin however,
Pompeii was
a thriving metropolis
A place of wealth
and abundance.
In fact, it's citizens produced
works of art,
dance and music.
Still admired till this day.
You don't say.
Thanks.
Little did the people know
the dangers lurking
in the peeks
and mountains near by.
Sh*t!
Stop!
I'm gonna kill your children
and your children's children.
Uh! Come on!
F***!
So, Abby seems
to think you guys
have something to do
with her presentation...
I assure you
we had nothing to do
with the destruction of Pompeii.
Whatever.
I'm sorry that Edgar
got kicked out last night.
Yeah.
Who would have thought
that Associate Dean Douchebag
was actually a man of his word.
Still not sure why he showed up
It's bad luck I guess.
Hey.
Do you remember
that night in High School
when we were in
Johnny Peterson's basement
and you threw up
all over his coffee table?
Oh! Yes.
I told his mom
I was sick with the flu.
Did not have the heart to tell her
that we got into his dad's liquor.
Yeah, I drank you
under the table that night.
- What?!
- I'm just saying
you are kind of a lightweight.
- Oh really?
- Really.
Really.
Really?
Ladies and Gentlemen
welcome to sit or strip.
The rules are simple.
You flip this coin
and call it in the air.
You're right, you take a shot.
Get it wrong, you remove an article
of clothing and take a shot.
If you pass out
or end up naked you're out.
- The last man...
- Uh...
or woman...
standing wins the game.
There are no prizes.
This is simply a challenge
- Are you ready?
- Yeah!
- I said are you f***ing ready?
- Yeah!
Good! Let the games begin.
- Tails.
- Tails! Tails! Tails!
Alright!
Alright. Then let's finish this.
Heads.
Easy now.
- I want a rematch.
- Okay lie back.
Because you are very,
We can't do this.
Zach.
Hey.
Light Weight.
So, what is it this time?
What am I doing here?
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