Alpha House Page #4
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How did I get here?
You pig!
What the hell is going on here?
Exactly what I said what happen
when one of your boys
cross the line.
- What? No body...
- I found them
with a few of my girls
in their rooms.
Oh! Sounds pretty
consensual to me.
No, it sound like you conspired
to get them drunk
so you can take
advantage of them.
Oh! Horse sh*t!
You were there!
I suggest you boys begin
adhering to the rules.
Otherwise, You'll all be looking
for a new home.
Kelly is gonna wipe us out
if we don't get some help.
I think I know just the person.
Yo. Who is that?
That my boys
is my cousin Natalie.
She's our inside man.
Cameron.
Boys.
I heard you need some help.
Yeah, you have no idea.
Come on, baby.
What about that?
Oh yeah.
God!
- Dean Marshall
- I am busy Stephanie!
- He's busy.
- I don't give a rat's ass!
Marshall! What the devil
are you up to?
Dean Bungalon.
I'm not quite sure
what you are referring to.
Alpha House?
You're trying to launch
some kind of CoEd program?
Yes yes, the uh first of it's
kind in the state in fact.
Very progressive.
And certainly within
But I hear it has resulted
in the ejection of some students
from the faternity.
Yes, it's an unfortunate
but necessary.
My ass.
I cannot for the life
of me figure out
why you would think
is a good idea
What did you think
was going to happen?
The benefits of the program
far out way the risks.
Making the Greek system
CoEd fosters a unity
between the genders,
and offers for a more...
cohesive living situation.
But no fraternization
with the opposite sex?
You're suppressing
their natural urges.
- Hell when I was an Alpha...
- Yes. Yes. We...
all know about the old days
when you were went Greek sir.
to Sterling College
to learn and to have fun.
Not to be put into some
social experiment.
I appreciate your concern sir.
I don't know
what your end game is Marshall,
But if I get a call that this
little plan of yours went tits up...
It's your ass.
- Not mine.
- Tits up my ass.
Got it.
Will there be anything else? Sir?
No.
Carry on with um...
Whatever it is that you do in here.
Ladies. This is Natalie.
She just transferred to Sterling.
So please make her feel at home.
- Hi Natalie.
- Hey
- I'm Emery.
- I'm Allison.
- Any progress with Kelly?
- No progress there.
a condom on Peter North's dick.
Just keep on trying to break
that hymen okay?
If you see any opportunity
to take some leverage, take it.
Roger that.
I love you cousin.
I need you to do
some research for me.
I think we have a double agent
in our midst.
Find out everything you can
from that new girl Natalie.
I'm on it.
Time to turn up the heat.
Oh no, no, no, no, no.
Okay not-not in here.
This is our basement okay?
This is our territory.
Haven't you heard
about burlesquercise?
Okay but...
5 minutes.
Umm, you could make it 10.
Yeah go sexy.
Yeah.
Oh.
I think I want more.
Alright.
Yeah baby.
There we go.
Sexy!
- Oh sh*t!
- Oh!
What is going on in here?
So close.
Dude, we should all
just leave the house, okay?
We're dropping like flies.
I wish I could get Allison
to drop her pants.
I bet her cooz is like fine china.
Dude, now
you're just being creepy.
Guys we can do this.
We're Alpha's for Christ sake!
Alright, we'll wear them down.
You'll see.
Umm... You okay?
We're not going to make it.
Not with you girls walking around
the house flaunting your goods.
Flaunting our goods?
We're not built
It's like you're actually
trying to get us tossed out.
All I ever wanted
is to be an Alpha.
What are you doing?
Flaunting my goods.
Feeling better?
Ah... Yeah.
I need to tell you something.
Kelly is trying to take over
Alpha House
and turn it into a sorority.
What? How?
It's something called
provision 13.
It states that if the ratio of
the gender that has the majority,
has control.
That's why you guys
so that we have the majority.
We've been playing you
the entire time.
I'm sorry.
You a**hole!
I can't believe
you're f***ing her!
- Smelenie! Of all of them.
- It was just once!
And a half.
Okay. Look.
I am sorry that I punched you.
But you f***ing deserve it,
you know that?
- I know.
- Sh*t!
Sh*t!
So what do we do now huh?
Big guy!
I have an idea.
Alright sneak
into Dean Marshall's office,
and find out whatever we can
about this prevision 13 bullshit
and use it against the girls.
Sh*t security!
- Go, go, go!
- What are you doing?
Okay let's do this.
Quick in and quick out.
- Like your mama?
- Dick.
Okay.
You finding anything?
No!
Dude, dude, dude check it out!
What!?
Got it. Alright now let's rub
our balls all over his office.
- Dibs on his phone!
- Okay!
Sh*t!
Sh*t! Come on, come on, come on.
I want you to f*** me
on my freak boss's desk.
Treat me like a bad girl.
You're such a freak wanting
to do it in Marshall's office.
Enjoy it while it's here baby.
Marshall's gon his eye
on the Dean position
at Virgin Mary College.
Prestige. Expensive.
And all girls.
Why do you think he came up
with that freak idea
to CoEd all the fraternities.
He had to show
his commitment in order to seal...
the... deal.
Marshall is such a f***ing freak.
He only wants that job
so he can flirt with college girls.
Flip.
Gentlemen.
We are not gonna sit idly by
and watch our beloved fraternities
be stolen from beneath our feet.
From this night forward,
we do everything in our powers
to stop the advancement of Kelly
and the monkey dick lover
that we know
- as Associate Dean douchebag.
- How?
Well...
Enough with the drawings.
Just tell them the plan.
Well first we vow not
to touch the poon.
So keep it in your pants.
Then, those lying,
disingenuous,
fragalent, mendacious, perfidious
whores at their own game.
Who's with us?
Ladies and Gentleman.
where all proceeds
earned by students
are donated to the charity
of every fraternity
and sororities choice.
Yep. No exactly the turn out
I was expecting.
- But it's... Pretty shitty.
- Yeah it's pretty shitty
The girls seem to be
doing pretty well.
Suspiciously well.
Come and get your kisses!
- Dude give me $10 dollars.
- Dude stop it. Alright.
Hey everyone...
- Look!
- Give money to Chair Titty Day!
with your big gun?
That will be $75 dollars.
Thanks.
You think you can score?
- Dude we are in trouble man.
- Big trouble.
- Zach.
- Uh Zach?
- Zach who?
- Oh come on Cameron.
Oh! Zach!
He's not here. Do you see him?
Really?
You're that pissed at me?
He says that you lied to him
and that he was bad at the sex.
What did you expect me to do?
I'm trying to fit in.
Be part of the group. Just like you.
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