Alpha House Page #5
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You would have done
the same thing.
Probably already have.
He says he has nothing else
to say to you.
Well I have nothing else
to say to him either.
Dude she's cute.
We need to figure something out.
We need to...
- Decent body too.
- We need to get serious!
Hey I have a question if you're
ever done with her you think...
Cam!
- You like her!
- Shut up.
You like Smelanie!
I f***ing knew it.
Hey guys Zach like Melanie.
Oh okay,
you get one more of those
and I swear to Christ I'm gonna
punch you right in the gooch.
What you got?
- Almost finished.
- Check it out.
- Nice.
- And the website?
Ready to roll.
5 bucks a day
keep the blue balls away.
Make it 10.
We're getting creamed out there.
- 10 it is.
- Come back time.
I know that Kelly is in this
whole empowerment thing but,
I kinda just want to rage and...
get some dick, you know?
Sh*t.
Hey Rene can you move
to the right a bit?
Why?
at your bra. It's really nice.
- You think so?
- Yeah can I see it?
Yeah. I finally splurged
and got myself some nice ones.
Here you go.
Perfecto.
It is nice.
I love your cousin.
Touch her and I'll kill you man.
Literally.
- It's cute.
- It would get me dick.
It definiteluy would.
Nice job boys.
We have a problem.
Camera 7 is offline.
- Which one is that?
- The one in K2's room.
I don't know.
If she did she'd be in here
cutting our d*cks off, right?
Wouldn't she?
Oh f***.
Dude, so how much
we made so far?
- $12,000 dollars.
- What?
Yeah, and that's
just the first day dude.
I'm telling you Zach
if we keep going like this
we're gonna be able
to buy our own fraternity.
Hey February!
Dude that's like the 3rd time
that's happened to me today.
- What? Called you February?
- Yeah, weird right?
Yeah.
Hello boys.
You'd like your copies
autographed?
Ladies, there's plenty me
to go around.
Um exactly
what am I autographing?
This.
Oh sh*t!
What happened to my dick?
I know. I'm so sorry.
This is not what I look like!
This is not what I look like!
I have a friend that's really good
at photo editing.
Give me that.
Mine's crooked!
Actually it's a perfect right angle.
- My dick does not look like this!
- Dude calm down.
No. No I will not calm down!
I need the world to know that
I don't have a god damn
90 degree penius!
In fact, I'm gonna show
every body!
Dude keep your pants on.
Keep your pants on.
- This is not over.
- Not yet.
- Come on. No.
- I wanna show'em.
- Kelly.
- What's wrong?
I got the research you asked
for on Natalie.
Cousins?!
Leverage.
Kelly?
Are you there
you bad, bad girl?
What are you guys
doing here?
We got the note from Kelly
and said she wanted to party.
Sh*t. We've been set up.
Come on we have
to get out of here.
Oh my god!
What are you doing in my room?
With drugs!
And fetish wear.
I told you
they were out of control.
Well Dean Bungalon,
I think you will agree
there really is no choice here.
I agree.
Gentlemen.
Madam.
You're out!
Dude.
Well, that's it then
without these 2 the guys
have less the 40%.
And even without
Miss lady pain here,
we've still got the majority.
Alpha House is ours!
You know it didn't have
to be this way.
We could have changed
Sterling College for the better.
to live together as equals.
But instead you had to sow
the seeds of discontent.
And you know what happened,
you rapped
the f***ing world wind!
That's what happen!
You're sexy when
you're megalomaniacal.
Laugh it up frodo.
But tonight I'll be sleeping
in my nice warm bed.
In this very house.
Where will you be sleeping?
Oh well it's Tuesday so that
would be with your mom!
Oh!
Later losers.
Come on ladies let's go.
I wish there was something
I could do.
Yeah, yeah me too but um...
Unfortunately
my hands are tide.
Yeah I'm sure.
Come on guys.
I brought all the paperwork
to officially turn Alpha House
in the Delta Pi Sorority.
All you have to do
is sign right here.
I'm afraid we are going
in a different direction.
You see, CoEd fraternity project
was meant to showcase
productive interacting
between the genders.
I'm sure you will agree it was
an unmitigated disaster.
I don't understand.
Give you the fraternity?
Oh I don't know?
Why don't I also open up a brothel?
After what you girls did?
Oh I don't think so.
I did what you told me to do.
Can you prove that?
Oh! I don't think so.
You have 24 hours
That is all.
Girls.
We need to talk.
- Alpha is no longer a fraternity.
- Yeah no sh*t!
You made sure
of that cruela devil.
We were just following
Marshall's orders.
He told me he wanted to show
how he was a big supporter
of female empowerment
by turning those sexist fraternity
on campus into sorority.
But in the end he just
wanted to shut it down.
- And he used us to do it.
- Wait? Shut it down?
Completely. Abandon.
Boarded up.
We're just as homeless
as you are.
I know that
I don't deserve this.
That we don't deserve this
after what we did but,
We can't back and
- What we?
- Yes we!
That dickweed needs
to get what's coming to him.
Nobody crosses
Kelly Dorothy Kramer.
- Dorothy.
- Shut up!
Now you're gonna help us
I don't know. You did already
break our trust once.
Please.
We'll do anything.
Anything?
Looking good ladies.
And don't feel the need to change
in the count of us, okay?
I'm sorry but there
is absolutely nothing I could do
to over turn Associate
Dean Marshall's decision.
Yeah! Once and Alpha
always an Alpha!
I really wish I could help you.
Thank you sir
we really appreciate your time.
Of course...
If Marshall was to lose his position
with the administration,
all of his policies
would be reviewed.
Wh... wait a minute
are you saying that
if we get Dean Marshall
kicked out of the college
that we might be able
Well the reason for his dismissal
would have to be something...
pretty F'n dishonorable.
Something so scandalous
that the college
would disown all of his decisions.
Just to distance itself from him.
Dishonorable.
Scandalous.
We'll do it.
Of course this conversation
never happened.
Of course. Thank you Dean.
Once an Alpha always an Alpha.
Cameron, you take a team
into Marshall's office.
Place cameras here, here, here.
Roger that.
Once you're in, be fast.
In and out.
But make sure the cameras
are invisible. Undetectable.
We need full coverage.
Right there. Right there.
Go, go, go, go!
Come on let's go!
Whatever he does in that office
we need to see it.
What do you think we'll find?
I don't know but based on
what his assistant said
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