Altar Egos Page #5

Synopsis: Desperate to see their church grow, Pastor John (Robert Amaya) and wife Betsy (Erin Bethea) do the unthinkable and change their church Christmas pageant. Flabbergasted, elderly choir director Mary Margaret (Sallie Wanchisn) leads the choir to boycott. Facing termination, Pastor John resorts to disguising himself as an old man to bridge the generation gap, win over Mary, and lead the choir back to the church. When he discovers that the wounds run deeper than he first suspected, Pastor John must learn to love the unlovable or risk the ruin of his church and family.
Year:
2015
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We have business to attend to.

- This will only take a second.

- We don't have a second.

I believe I've just

asked you to sit down.

Yesterday, I received a call

from an acquaintance of mine

at First Church.

Pastor Bridges has

just been selected

to be there new pastor.

- What?

- It's not what you think.

- He's been interviewing

with other churches?

- Well, First Church

hasn't voted on it yet,

but that's just a formality.

- (laughing) Maybe we don't

have all the facts right.

I mean, maybe he's

turned them down.

- He wouldn't interview if

he didn't want to leave.

- Maybe he's just stupid.

- Maybe his wife

put him up to it.

- We need a true leader.

- One that values our

church history too.

- It's time for us to act.

Now I've done some research,

and here is the man I think

should be our next pastor.

Pass these around.

He's wonderful, his

background impeccable,

solid schooling, 30

plus years experience.

His name is Norm Steedy.

- He reminds me of

Pastor Johnathan.

- Yeah, doesn't he.

- I don't see the resemblance.

- He retired two years ago

to care for his ailing wife

who has since passed

away, and now he wishes

to return to the ministry.

- Do we have the votes?

- Oh, we have the votes.

If anyone does not

like our decision,

well, they can just go

form their own church.

- Um, Mary Margaret?

When do we get to meet the guy?

- I'm going to set

up a dinner meeting

where we can all spend

some time with Mr. Steedy

to be certain that he is the man

that we indeed want to take

over for Pastor Bridges.

- I need more time to fix this.

- Forget it.

I mean, after all

we've worked for,

you go and interview

at First Church?

(John mumbling)

- I will then take our

recommendation before the board.

- If this Norm Steedy guy

does what they want him to do,

the church is gonna die.

- Not my problem.

- Oh, wake up and smell

the heat bomb, son,

of course it's your problem.

- [Mary Margaret] Are

there any other questions?

- (throat clearing) How

long has he been a widower?

- Are there any other questions?

- Is this a recent picture?

- Good, then I will see

you all Saturday night.

(school bell ringing)

- Guess what you're

doing Saturday?

- What am I doing Saturday?

- You are coming

to dinner with me.

- I am.

I am?

- Mom and I have been

invited to a dinner party

and she said I could

bring a friend.

- I can't.

- Really?

More homework?

- Well, kind of.

- I don't get it.

Is there someone else?

- No.

- If you don't wanna

go out, just say so.

- No, it's not that.

- Then what is it, Jack?

- I...

- I'll see you later.

(playful string music)

- Holly, you mean this Saturday?

- Yes, this Saturday.

- Oh, I thought you

meant next Saturday.

Yeah, I'd love to go

with you this Saturday.

- So you can go?

- I can go.

- I can't wait.

- Yeah, me too.

- Well, I gotta go.

- All right.

- Bye.

- Bye.

Ow.

- Did Holly Coolidge

just ask you out?

- Yeah.

- Dude, awesome!

- I can't go.

- Can't go?

Well, what are you

gonna do, stand her up?

This is Holly Coolidge.

What's wrong with you, man?

- It's complicated.

- Then uncomplicate it.

- Nick,

I'm gonna need your help.

(whimsical instrumental music)

It's perfect, if I

do say so myself.

- Epic!

Wow dude, I am old!

I'm really old.

I feel old too.

Who am I, again?

- (laughing) This

is never gonna work!

- What, you said you needed

Frank, you got Frank.

You're Frank, Frank Harmon.

- [Nick] Okay,

how do I play him?

- Play him just like Cyrano.

- Cyrano, Cyrano, got it.

- And just follow Milo's

lead, and it will work.

Nick can do this.

- I got this, Mr. B.

It's gonna be awesome.

For real!

Cyrano, like, runs in my veins.

- And remember, you're old.

So if you don't

know what to say,

just pretend you can't hear

or fall asleep or something.

- Got it.

Easy peasy, lemon squeezy.

(deep exhaling)

(upbeat music)

- Hi, Frank!

- You're late.

- Good evening,

maidens. (laughs)

Oh how I've looked

forward to this night.

I do not know which is more

full, the moon, or my heart.

- Ooh, isn't he sweet?

(laughing)

- I carry my

adornments on my soul.

I do not dress up

as a puffin jay,

but inwardly I

keep my daintiness.

I do not bear with

me by any chance

an insult not yet washed away,

a conscience yellow

with unpurged bile--

- Okay. (laughing)

He's not himself

today, so sorry.

- Hey.

- Hey.

Holly, you look fantastic.

- Thanks.

This is Mr. McGilicuddy.

- How do you do?

- Had better days.

- And this is the man I've

been telling you so much about.

- Ah, the infamous Uncle Frank.

- Charmed, I'm sure.

- What's he doing here?

- Oh, I told Holly she

could bring a friend.

- Barbara, it's

hardly appropriate

for the pastor's son to

be here, do you think?

- Ohh.

Oh, yeah.

- Hostess, they'll

need their own table.

- Let me see what I can do.

- Thanks.

- You kids run along,

take care of yourselves,

and make good choices.

- What's that Uncle Frank?

- Oh, I'd be happy to

show you to the restroom.

- I don't need to

use the restroom.

- You need to use the restroom.

I'll be right back,

save me a seat, okay?

- Hurry back.

- Okay, what are

you doing out there?

- What, you told

me to be Cyrano.

- Yeah, but you're pouring

it on a bit too thick,

don't you think?

- I am?

- Here you are.

- Thank you.

- Well, hello there.

- Excuse me.

Do you have any more tables?

- I'm sorry, this is

all we have right now.

- Great.

- Okay, less is more, got it?

Turn it down, all right?

- Okay.

Okay.

- Having fun?

- Oh yeah.

- All right, good.

Now get back out

there and be old.

- You got it.

- Jack Bridges.

You.

- Dirk?

(punching)

(thudding)

- Nighty night, old man.

- Your table's ready.

- Nick, are you all right?

It's me, Jack, the

situation's been compromised.

We have to go.

- Not now, he's here.

- Good evening.

- Welcome, Reverend.

- Good evening.

- I'm so thankful

for this opportunity.

- [Mary Margaret] And we are

honored to have you join us.

- Hubba hubba.

He's so young! (giggles)

- I did not know Johnathan

Bridges personally,

but I knew of his work.

Oh, what a legacy,

what a ministry.

He had such an impact.

It's a shame his son

did not fair better.

I know you had

great expectations.

- Huge expectations, impossible

expectations. (laughing)

At least, that's

what I gathered.

- Well, it won't be easy

following in his footsteps.

- Well, if you're not up to

the challenge, I understand.

- Mind your manners.

You are out of place.

- I didn't say it would be easy,

but I still think I can do it.

- Holly, we're soul mates.

- I have no idea what

you're talking about.

- I want you.

- Please stop.

- I have to go.

- See ya.

- Frank.

- Milo, didn't you say that

you are a master Hibachi chef?

- No, (laughing) I--

- Yes, he studied

under Benny Ho.

- Really?

Well you must cook our dinner.

- Yes!

- It was along time ago,

(laughs) I just, I couldn't.

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