Altar Egos Page #5
- Year:
- 2015
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We have business to attend to.
- This will only take a second.
- We don't have a second.
I believe I've just
asked you to sit down.
Yesterday, I received a call
from an acquaintance of mine
at First Church.
Pastor Bridges has
just been selected
to be there new pastor.
- What?
- It's not what you think.
- He's been interviewing
with other churches?
- Well, First Church
hasn't voted on it yet,
but that's just a formality.
- (laughing) Maybe we don't
have all the facts right.
I mean, maybe he's
turned them down.
- He wouldn't interview if
he didn't want to leave.
- Maybe he's just stupid.
- Maybe his wife
put him up to it.
- We need a true leader.
- One that values our
church history too.
- It's time for us to act.
Now I've done some research,
and here is the man I think
should be our next pastor.
Pass these around.
He's wonderful, his
background impeccable,
solid schooling, 30
plus years experience.
His name is Norm Steedy.
- He reminds me of
Pastor Johnathan.
- Yeah, doesn't he.
- I don't see the resemblance.
to care for his ailing wife
who has since passed
away, and now he wishes
to return to the ministry.
- Do we have the votes?
- Oh, we have the votes.
If anyone does not
like our decision,
well, they can just go
form their own church.
- Um, Mary Margaret?
When do we get to meet the guy?
- I'm going to set
up a dinner meeting
where we can all spend
some time with Mr. Steedy
to be certain that he is the man
that we indeed want to take
over for Pastor Bridges.
- I need more time to fix this.
- Forget it.
I mean, after all
we've worked for,
you go and interview
at First Church?
(John mumbling)
- I will then take our
recommendation before the board.
- If this Norm Steedy guy
does what they want him to do,
- Not my problem.
- Oh, wake up and smell
the heat bomb, son,
of course it's your problem.
- [Mary Margaret] Are
there any other questions?
- (throat clearing) How
long has he been a widower?
- Are there any other questions?
- Is this a recent picture?
- Good, then I will see
you all Saturday night.
(school bell ringing)
- Guess what you're
doing Saturday?
- What am I doing Saturday?
- You are coming
to dinner with me.
- I am.
I am?
- Mom and I have been
invited to a dinner party
and she said I could
bring a friend.
- I can't.
- Really?
More homework?
- Well, kind of.
- I don't get it.
- No.
- If you don't wanna
go out, just say so.
- No, it's not that.
- Then what is it, Jack?
- I...
- I'll see you later.
(playful string music)
- Holly, you mean this Saturday?
- Yes, this Saturday.
- Oh, I thought you
meant next Saturday.
Yeah, I'd love to go
with you this Saturday.
- So you can go?
- I can go.
- I can't wait.
- Yeah, me too.
- Well, I gotta go.
- All right.
- Bye.
- Bye.
Ow.
- Did Holly Coolidge
just ask you out?
- Yeah.
- Dude, awesome!
- I can't go.
- Can't go?
Well, what are you
gonna do, stand her up?
This is Holly Coolidge.
What's wrong with you, man?
- It's complicated.
- Then uncomplicate it.
- Nick,
I'm gonna need your help.
(whimsical instrumental music)
It's perfect, if I
do say so myself.
- Epic!
Wow dude, I am old!
I'm really old.
I feel old too.
Who am I, again?
- (laughing) This
- What, you said you needed
Frank, you got Frank.
You're Frank, Frank Harmon.
- [Nick] Okay,
how do I play him?
- Play him just like Cyrano.
- Cyrano, Cyrano, got it.
- And just follow Milo's
lead, and it will work.
Nick can do this.
- I got this, Mr. B.
It's gonna be awesome.
For real!
Cyrano, like, runs in my veins.
- And remember, you're old.
So if you don't
know what to say,
just pretend you can't hear
or fall asleep or something.
- Got it.
Easy peasy, lemon squeezy.
(deep exhaling)
(upbeat music)
- Hi, Frank!
- You're late.
- Good evening,
maidens. (laughs)
Oh how I've looked
forward to this night.
I do not know which is more
full, the moon, or my heart.
- Ooh, isn't he sweet?
(laughing)
- I carry my
adornments on my soul.
I do not dress up
as a puffin jay,
but inwardly I
keep my daintiness.
I do not bear with
me by any chance
an insult not yet washed away,
a conscience yellow
with unpurged bile--
- Okay. (laughing)
He's not himself
today, so sorry.
- Hey.
- Hey.
Holly, you look fantastic.
- Thanks.
This is Mr. McGilicuddy.
- How do you do?
- Had better days.
- And this is the man I've
been telling you so much about.
- Ah, the infamous Uncle Frank.
- Charmed, I'm sure.
- What's he doing here?
- Oh, I told Holly she
could bring a friend.
- Barbara, it's
hardly appropriate
for the pastor's son to
be here, do you think?
- Ohh.
Oh, yeah.
- Hostess, they'll
need their own table.
- Let me see what I can do.
- Thanks.
- You kids run along,
take care of yourselves,
and make good choices.
- What's that Uncle Frank?
- Oh, I'd be happy to
show you to the restroom.
- I don't need to
use the restroom.
- You need to use the restroom.
I'll be right back,
save me a seat, okay?
- Hurry back.
- Okay, what are
you doing out there?
- What, you told
me to be Cyrano.
- Yeah, but you're pouring
it on a bit too thick,
don't you think?
- I am?
- Here you are.
- Thank you.
- Well, hello there.
- Excuse me.
Do you have any more tables?
- I'm sorry, this is
all we have right now.
- Great.
- Okay, less is more, got it?
Turn it down, all right?
- Okay.
Okay.
- Having fun?
- Oh yeah.
- All right, good.
Now get back out
there and be old.
- You got it.
- Jack Bridges.
You.
- Dirk?
(punching)
(thudding)
- Nighty night, old man.
- Your table's ready.
- Nick, are you all right?
It's me, Jack, the
situation's been compromised.
We have to go.
- Not now, he's here.
- Good evening.
- Welcome, Reverend.
- Good evening.
- I'm so thankful
for this opportunity.
- [Mary Margaret] And we are
honored to have you join us.
- Hubba hubba.
He's so young! (giggles)
- I did not know Johnathan
Bridges personally,
but I knew of his work.
Oh, what a legacy,
what a ministry.
He had such an impact.
It's a shame his son
did not fair better.
I know you had
great expectations.
- Huge expectations, impossible
expectations. (laughing)
At least, that's
what I gathered.
- Well, it won't be easy
following in his footsteps.
- Well, if you're not up to
the challenge, I understand.
- Mind your manners.
You are out of place.
- I didn't say it would be easy,
but I still think I can do it.
- Holly, we're soul mates.
- I have no idea what
you're talking about.
- I want you.
- Please stop.
- I have to go.
- See ya.
- Frank.
- Milo, didn't you say that
you are a master Hibachi chef?
- No, (laughing) I--
- Yes, he studied
under Benny Ho.
- Really?
Well you must cook our dinner.
- Yes!
- It was along time ago,
(laughs) I just, I couldn't.
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