Alter Egos Page #4
- What?
- Can I say one thing?
- What?
- I really like you.
- You do?
- Yeah, I do.
We had some good times together.
- Then why do you want
to break up with me?
- Why do you think?
- I don't know.
That's why I'm asking you.
- Really?
- Yes, really.
- Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh.
Uh-huh, why?
- Yeah.
- Um...
- Why?
- Sh*t.
You know what?
I'm going to, um...
Can you give me one second,
please?
- What?
- I need one second.
- Come on.
What the hell, Fridge?
Come on, Fridge!
- Excuse me, ma'am.
I was just looking...
For a friend of mine.
- You know, that's very rude.
- Oh, sorry.
Fridge!
I don't have time for this.
Fridge!
What are you doing?
- Hey, claudel.
- You got my 15 bucks?
- What?
Oh, sh*t, the mug.
Right.
Um...
Just let me say that I'd like
to apologize about that.
- I don't believe you,
cold sore,
or whatever your name is.
- [Chuckles]
Yes.
[Clears throat]
Okay.
Right.
Great.
I will be right there.
Hey.
Claudel?
Claudel!
Hey!
I'm really sorry
to keep you waiting.
- Oh, I figured you forgot.
Um, no biggie.
Are you still on for lunch?
lunch back just a little bit?
I'm kind of loaded down
with work stuff.
- Brendan?
Who the hell is this?
- Emily!
What are you doing here?
- What do you think, idiot?
- Oh, God.
- Brendan.
Can I talk to you
a moment alone, please?
- God damn it.
- You know him?
- No, no.
No, absolutely not.
- It's important.
- Does anybody look like
they need to be saved here,
captain honeybuzz?
We're all safe here,
so you can go.
Thank you.
Back to the hive.
I'm sorry, um--
this is my girlfriend.
This is my ex-girlfriend,
Emily.
- So you lied when you said
you had work?
- Oh, no, I didn't lie,
because I have work.
- Oh, is that what I am to you,
Brendan, work, huh?
- No, damn it, I didn't
mean that when I said work.
- Wow, okay, you two seem
like you have a lot to discuss.
- No.
- Yes, no, we do.
- I'll see you around.
- Great, that's great.
Thank you very much.
- You're welcome.
- What are you doing here?
Are you here to apologize?
- Apologize to you?
Have you lost your mind?
- Well, no, because I know
you're sleeping
with that superhero, Fridge.
Yeah, guess how.
He told me.
So...
- But you two
are the same person.
- Who the hell told you that?
- Oh, come on.
You look the same.
You sound the same.
You smell the same.
You f*** the same.
- We f*** the same?
- No, not really.
But I'm your girlfriend, okay?
I know these things.
That superheroes
have these alter egos
to hide among civilians.
So you made up this
Clark Kent-type loser, okay?
I'm just trying to help you
get free of this geek.
You're just
so much more passionate
when you're
in that Fridge costume.
- No.
- Please?
- No, no, no.
Look, Brendan is the real me.
- What?
- Brendan is the real me.
- Are you sure?
- Yes, I'm sure.
- Well, why would you
choose Brendan?
- It's not a choice, Emily.
That's just the way it is.
- Well, you should know that I'm
not gonna choose Brendan.
- Right, see, and that is why
we are breaking up.
- [Sighs]
I want to hear that from Fridge.
- Fridge is not available
right now.
- No, no, I came
all the way here to talk to him,
not this loser.
So if you want to break up
with me,
do it in your Fridge costume.
- That's not gonna
change anything.
with you.
We're over.
- Fine.
Fine!
And, for the record,
it's not cheating
if it's with the same person.
- Okay, I take that back.
Just so long as you promise
that you will never
reveal my identity to anyone.
- You're insane.
I can't believe I let you ice
all over my face.
[Sighs]
- Well, that is a woman
who reads her emails.
I don't know what to say.
I'm--I'm--
to the honeymoon suite?
- No, we are 100% broken up.
I promise you.
- You were just making out
all over the parking lot.
- She kissed me.
- The last thing that I need
is another guy
who has another girl.
- I know.
Look, I want to get
to know you better,
and I want to have lunch
with you,
just sometime closer
to dinnertime.
- Are you asking me to dinner?
- Will you have dinner with me?
- Yes.
- Great.
That's very good news.
Okay.
Hey, dude.
Look, I'm sorry I've been
out of it,
but I got everything
sorted out now.
Emily's gone.
I got a dinner date
with claudel.
Weather's clearing up.
So let's just focus
on the mission, right?
So what'd you want to tell me
about the prisoner?
- He's your parents' killer.
- Okay, wow, Jesus.
I said I was sorry.
You don't have to be a dick
about it.
- I'm not joking.
I'm serious.
The supervillain who killed
your mom and dad
is in that room.
- What?
What are you talking about?
Nobody knows what happened
to my mom and dad.
- The supercorps knows.
- My dad had a gun in his hand.
- He was framed.
You don't believe me?
Go in there,
and ask him yourself.
He's tied up.
- The supercorps told you
this information, not me?
Why?
- They're afraid
of what you might do.
But I think you deserve to know.
I think you deserve a little bit
of time alone with him.
And if he should happen to try
to escape and get hurt...
Or killed...
No one will blame you.
- I'm gonna kill him.
Damn.
- Wait, what else do you want,
man?
This is the guy who killed
your mom and dad.
- What about
the supercorps oath, huh?
What about rule #27, no revenge?
- I mean, if I do this,
then what's the difference?
I'm no better than he is.
- No better than he is?
You think you're exaggerating
just a little bit?
I mean, this guy's
a psychopathic killer--
- all right, fine,
you know what I mean.
I kill him, I'm a villain, too.
Technically.
- All right,
if you don't want this--
- no, I'm not saying
I don't want it.
I'm just...
Trying to think.
I can't stop thinking
about this one memory of my dad.
Is this what he would
have wanted me to do?
He was a healer.
- Well, I guess the one thing
he couldn't heal was himself.
So, look, this guy's
obviously dangerous.
When you go in there,
I don't want you thinking
about Emily or claudel
or any other stupid girl.
- Dude, come on.
I'm a pro.
- Just be careful.
I'll be out here if you need me.
[Whispers]
I'm sorry, buddy.
- My associate
sent me in here to...
Ask you some questions.
- You say "associate"
as if he wasn't some pervert
trying to see through
everybody's clothes.
What's the "f" stand for?
- Fridge.
Short for refrigerator.
- Ice controlling--
one of the most common
superpowers.
That explains it.
All the best names
freezer burn, snowman,
and the first
openly gay superhero,
ice queen.
How's that make you feel?
- Captain amazingness
chooses our names.
- Captain amazingness?
Who chooses his name?
- The leader of the supercorps
names himself.
- Sounds more like
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