Alter Egos Page #4

Synopsis: Brendan, a.k.a. the instant ice-forming superhero Fridge, has become jealous of himself over his steady girlfriend Emily's preference for sleeping with posturing Fridge over whiny geek Brendan. Superhero buddy C-Thru would like Brendan to get it together, get out of his Fridge tights and have a good wash. With superheroes in public disfavor and government subsidizing being pulled, its a sad day when they have to haul in Shrink, the last known and captured supervillain. Waiting for nightfall when Shrink can be transported from their motel room, Brendan runs across Claudel, the motel manager who dislikes superheroes, and Jimmy, an embittered cop who can turn invisible for only a few seconds. As Brendan and Claudel start to connect, Brendan discovers a set-up that puts his future, freedom and good name in jeopardy.
Genre: Comedy
Director(s): Jordan Galland
Production: Phase 4 Films
 
IMDB:
5.2
R
Year:
2012
80 min
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- What?

- Can I say one thing?

- What?

- I really like you.

- You do?

- Yeah, I do.

We had some good times together.

- Then why do you want

to break up with me?

- Why do you think?

- I don't know.

That's why I'm asking you.

- Really?

- Yes, really.

- Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh.

Uh-huh, why?

- Yeah.

- Um...

- Why?

- Sh*t.

You know what?

I'm going to, um...

Can you give me one second,

please?

- What?

- I need one second.

- Come on.

What the hell, Fridge?

Come on, Fridge!

- Excuse me, ma'am.

I was just looking...

For a friend of mine.

- You know, that's very rude.

- Oh, sorry.

Fridge!

I don't have time for this.

Fridge!

What are you doing?

- Hey, claudel.

- You got my 15 bucks?

- What?

Oh, sh*t, the mug.

Right.

Um...

Just let me say that I'd like

to apologize about that.

- I don't believe you,

cold sore,

or whatever your name is.

- [Chuckles]

Yes.

[Clears throat]

Okay.

Right.

Great.

I will be right there.

Hey.

Claudel?

Claudel!

Hey!

I'm really sorry

to keep you waiting.

- Oh, I figured you forgot.

Um, no biggie.

Are you still on for lunch?

- The thing is, could we push

lunch back just a little bit?

I'm kind of loaded down

with work stuff.

- Brendan?

Who the hell is this?

- Emily!

What are you doing here?

- What do you think, idiot?

- Oh, God.

- Brendan.

Can I talk to you

a moment alone, please?

- God damn it.

- You know him?

- No, no.

No, absolutely not.

- It's important.

- Does anybody look like

they need to be saved here,

captain honeybuzz?

We're all safe here,

so you can go.

Thank you.

Back to the hive.

I'm sorry, um--

this is my girlfriend.

This is my ex-girlfriend,

Emily.

- So you lied when you said

you had work?

- Oh, no, I didn't lie,

because I have work.

- Oh, is that what I am to you,

Brendan, work, huh?

- No, damn it, I didn't

mean that when I said work.

- Wow, okay, you two seem

like you have a lot to discuss.

- No.

- Yes, no, we do.

- I'll see you around.

- Great, that's great.

Thank you very much.

- You're welcome.

- What are you doing here?

Are you here to apologize?

- Apologize to you?

Have you lost your mind?

- Well, no, because I know

you're sleeping

with that superhero, Fridge.

Yeah, guess how.

He told me.

So...

- But you two

are the same person.

- Who the hell told you that?

- Oh, come on.

You look the same.

You sound the same.

You smell the same.

You f*** the same.

- We f*** the same?

- No, not really.

But I'm your girlfriend, okay?

I know these things.

That superheroes

have these alter egos

to hide among civilians.

So you made up this

Clark Kent-type loser, okay?

I'm just trying to help you

get free of this geek.

You're just

so much more passionate

when you're

in that Fridge costume.

- No.

- Please?

- No, no, no.

Look, Brendan is the real me.

- What?

- Brendan is the real me.

- Are you sure?

- Yes, I'm sure.

- Well, why would you

choose Brendan?

- It's not a choice, Emily.

That's just the way it is.

- Well, you should know that I'm

not gonna choose Brendan.

- Right, see, and that is why

we are breaking up.

- [Sighs]

I want to hear that from Fridge.

- Fridge is not available

right now.

- No, no, I came

all the way here to talk to him,

not this loser.

So if you want to break up

with me,

do it in your Fridge costume.

- That's not gonna

change anything.

This loser is breaking up

with you.

We're over.

- Fine.

Fine!

And, for the record,

it's not cheating

if it's with the same person.

- Okay, I take that back.

Just so long as you promise

that you will never

reveal my identity to anyone.

- You're insane.

I can't believe I let you ice

all over my face.

[Sighs]

- Well, that is a woman

who reads her emails.

I don't know what to say.

I'm--I'm--

- should I upgrade you

to the honeymoon suite?

- No, we are 100% broken up.

I promise you.

- You were just making out

all over the parking lot.

- She kissed me.

- The last thing that I need

is another guy

who has another girl.

- I know.

I'm really sorry about that.

Look, I want to get

to know you better,

and I want to have lunch

with you,

just sometime closer

to dinnertime.

- Are you asking me to dinner?

- Will you have dinner with me?

- Yes.

- Great.

That's very good news.

Okay.

Hey, dude.

Look, I'm sorry I've been

out of it,

but I got everything

sorted out now.

Emily's gone.

I got a dinner date

with claudel.

Weather's clearing up.

So let's just focus

on the mission, right?

So what'd you want to tell me

about the prisoner?

- He's your parents' killer.

- Okay, wow, Jesus.

I said I was sorry.

You don't have to be a dick

about it.

- I'm not joking.

I'm serious.

The supervillain who killed

your mom and dad

is in that room.

- What?

What are you talking about?

Nobody knows what happened

to my mom and dad.

- The supercorps knows.

- My dad had a gun in his hand.

- He was framed.

You don't believe me?

Go in there,

and ask him yourself.

He's tied up.

- The supercorps told you

this information, not me?

Why?

- They're afraid

of what you might do.

But I think you deserve to know.

I think you deserve a little bit

of time alone with him.

And if he should happen to try

to escape and get hurt...

Or killed...

No one will blame you.

- I'm gonna kill him.

Damn.

- Wait, what else do you want,

man?

This is the guy who killed

your mom and dad.

- What about

the supercorps oath, huh?

What about rule #27, no revenge?

- Nobody follows that rule.

- I mean, if I do this,

then what's the difference?

I'm no better than he is.

- No better than he is?

You think you're exaggerating

just a little bit?

I mean, this guy's

a psychopathic killer--

- all right, fine,

you know what I mean.

I kill him, I'm a villain, too.

Technically.

- All right,

if you don't want this--

- no, I'm not saying

I don't want it.

I'm just...

Trying to think.

I can't stop thinking

about this one memory of my dad.

Is this what he would

have wanted me to do?

He was a healer.

- Well, I guess the one thing

he couldn't heal was himself.

So, look, this guy's

obviously dangerous.

When you go in there,

I don't want you thinking

about Emily or claudel

or any other stupid girl.

- Dude, come on.

I'm a pro.

- Just be careful.

I'll be out here if you need me.

[Whispers]

I'm sorry, buddy.

- My associate

sent me in here to...

Ask you some questions.

- You say "associate"

as if he wasn't some pervert

trying to see through

everybody's clothes.

What's the "f" stand for?

- Fridge.

Short for refrigerator.

- Ice controlling--

one of the most common

superpowers.

That explains it.

All the best names

were probably already taken--

freezer burn, snowman,

and the first

openly gay superhero,

ice queen.

How's that make you feel?

- Captain amazingness

chooses our names.

- Captain amazingness?

Who chooses his name?

- The leader of the supercorps

names himself.

- Sounds more like

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Jordan Galland

Jordan Galland (born 1980) is an American, New York City-based filmmaker, and musician. He has won a number of awards on the film festival circuit. He has also contributed his music to raise money and awareness of various charitable causes. Other entrepreneurial endeavors include Slush Puppy Music, a record label, as well as his own movie production company, Ravenous Films. more…

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