Alter Egos Page #3

Synopsis: Brendan, a.k.a. the instant ice-forming superhero Fridge, has become jealous of himself over his steady girlfriend Emily's preference for sleeping with posturing Fridge over whiny geek Brendan. Superhero buddy C-Thru would like Brendan to get it together, get out of his Fridge tights and have a good wash. With superheroes in public disfavor and government subsidizing being pulled, its a sad day when they have to haul in Shrink, the last known and captured supervillain. Waiting for nightfall when Shrink can be transported from their motel room, Brendan runs across Claudel, the motel manager who dislikes superheroes, and Jimmy, an embittered cop who can turn invisible for only a few seconds. As Brendan and Claudel start to connect, Brendan discovers a set-up that puts his future, freedom and good name in jeopardy.
Genre: Comedy
Director(s): Jordan Galland
Production: Phase 4 Films
 
IMDB:
5.2
R
Year:
2012
80 min
Website
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- No!

But I can read lips pretty good.

- Well, that's not really

a superpower.

- Isn't there a joint somewhere

that needs to be smoked?

- How do you compete

with superman,

who has X-ray vision, but tons

of other cool powers, too,

like flying,

running really fast?

Catching bullets

with his teeth's pretty cool.

- Superman is a totally

fictional, made-up character.

He's not real.

Real superheroes

only have one superpower.

That's why we work together

in the supercorps.

- So you know

the real identities

of all the superheroes

in the supercorps?

- Yeah, I know a lot of them.

- Is Sandra bullock a superhero?

- No.

- Salman rushdie?

- Yeah, salman is.

Look, I got to get back to work.

- Me, too.

[Glass squeaking]

- "You are a cheating slut.

I am breaking up with you."

- You know what I do

when I'm feeling insecure

about something?

- I don't know

if I'm feeling insecure--

- I tell myself,

"be who you are.

"Say what you feel, because

those who matter don't mind,

and those who mind,

don't matter."

- Okay, wow, well,

that's really good.

I should get you to write this.

- Oh, I didn't write it.

Dr. Seuss did.

- [Chuckles]

- What, you think it's weird

that I quote Dr. Seuss?

- No, I love Dr. Seuss.

He's like Shakespeare.

You know, I only understand,

like, 30% of it,

but the 30%

that I do understand,

is just unbelievably beautiful.

- That is what is so great

about Dr. Seuss, though.

I mean, he has all these weird

names for things,

like, um, barbaloots.

- Barbaloots.

- Truffula trees.

- Oh, man.

- The lorax.

- Are truffula trees

the ones that look like

these mega-delicious cupcakes?

- Yeah, pretty much everything

in Dr. Seuss's world

looks like something that would

give you a sugar high.

- [Sighs]

It's making me hungry.

- You're procrastinating.

Hit "send."

[Mouse clicks]

How do you feel?

- Incredibly good.

I feel really good.

- Good!

So what brings you out here,

anyway?

- Oh, uh, I illustrate

nature books,

so I'm out here

drawing nature stuff.

- Will you draw me something?

- Yeah, absolutely.

I mean, not right now,

because I have

performance anxiety.

I get shy.

[Cell phone buzzing]

- You watching Fridge?

- Yes, captain.

- Well, on the camera, I can see

shrink trying to kill himself.

- Wait, what?

[Dramatic music]

I'm not playing this.

- [Grunts]

[Zapping]

Why did you stop me?

If you want me dead,

what difference does it make

who kills me?

- Why are you in such a rush

to die?

- Oh, so now you're the shrink,

huh?

- You know, if he wants to die,

then why don't we just let him

kill himself?

Then we don't have

to go through with this.

- Please don't be a moron,

C-Thru.

We need this on tape.

Stop annoying me.

- Are you staying in town?

- Yeah.

Well, no, I'm not, actually.

I'm not staying anywhere.

- Do you need a room

for the night?

- Um...

Yeah.

- Okay.

- Yeah, I guess I do.

Sure.

Does it ever get,

like, scary out here, all alone?

Because it's not quite like

the shining,

but it's a lot like the shining.

- [Laughs]

Well, it's fun

not having my parents around.

And we have a boat at the dock,

so I go out on the water a lot.

Plus, you never know

who you're going to meet.

- I feel like somebody must have

paid you to be nice to me.

- Um, I think that would make me

some kind of a call girl?

- Well, that's not exactly

what I meant.

- Okay, you're room 26.

Um...

So do you want to--

- I got to, um--

sorry, go ahead.

You first.

- I was just wondering

if you're hungry.

If you want to have lunch.

- Uh, no.

Yes!

Yes, no, I would love

to have lunch.

- Groovy, okay.

Well, I'll let you

get settled in,

and then we can do it in, say,

an hour?

- Yeah, great.

Groovy.

- You know, I myself,

if I could have a superpower,

I'd want to be super sexy.

You know, you'd get into

all the great nightclubs.

- Yeah, you know,

I don't think that would be

my first pick for--

- were no sexual relations

between that woman and myself.

- We need pistols.

You've seen the movies.

You shoot 'em in the leg.

You get 'em down.

How am I going to do that

with this?

[Flames crackling]

- The reason that he seems

so far behind,

is that he's way out in front.

I mean, I'll give you

an example.

You know, '89, sunburn

was taking me to nirvana shows.

This is pre-

teen spirit.

- That's why we started

the superbag initiative.

But then the superheroes

just started leaving their bags

everywhere.

I didn't think we'd have

to explain to them, you know,

you take the bag with you.

I mean, you don't leave

your clothes in the park

when you change, right?

I don't have to explain that

to you.

You'd think a superhero

might get that.

[Knock at door]

- Dude, where the hell

have you been?

I've been looking everywhere

for you.

- Did she see you knock

on my door?

- No, who?

- Because she hates superheroes.

So, I'm sorry,

but I can't be seen with you.

- Who?

- You, you!

Dude, you know, I saw you

with that needle in your arm.

- It's just...Medical.

It's fine.

- Medical?

I mean, Jesus, are you okay?

- Yeah, I'm fine.

It's not important.

What's important now is--

I'm glad you finally showered.

Here.

Come on, put this on.

It's time to meet the prisoner.

- Hi, have you seen Fridge?

Scrawny blue guy?

He shoots ice out of his hands?

- Yeah.

Yeah, I seen him.

He's here.

- Where is he?

- He's right over there.

Up there.

- Fridge!

- Hey, is there

some kind of party here?

- You know, I don't want

to jinx anything,

but, um, man, I think I'm,

like, falling in love.

- With who?

- Claudel.

The girl at the front desk.

- What about Emily?

- Emily?

I dumped her.

She was cheating on me.

Weren't you listening

to anything I said before?

- Yeah, you said that the sex

with Emily was better than ever.

- The sex with Fridge

was better.

Look, it doesn't matter now,

because you know what?

I've got claudel.

- Great, you bond

over Dr. Seuss,

and all of a sudden you're ready

to get married.

- Oh, very nice, tea bags.

You've been spying on me.

- Not spying, dude.

Keeping tabs.

I mean, we're on a mission here.

And, frankly,

your behavior's been unsettling.

- I don't get it.

Why do we have to meet

the prisoner?

I mean, aren't we

just transporting him?

- No, this is what I've

been trying--

- Fridge!

- What the hell?

- Can you focus please?

- Fridge?

- What is she doing here?

- Who?

- Emily.

- No, no.

- Fridge!

- Fridge!

- You.

- Emily?

- You've got some nerve

breaking up with me in an email.

- I don't have time for this.

- Accusing me of cheating.

Who do you think you are,

Batman?

- No, I don't think I'm Batman.

Can I talk to you over here,

please?

Ow.

Don't hit me.

How did you find me?

- The note that you left

on my pillow, you idiot.

- Jesus Christ.

I am just going through

some sh*t right now.

- Well, don't take it out on me,

d*ckhead.

- Don't do that.

Can I say something please?

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Jordan Galland

Jordan Galland (born 1980) is an American, New York City-based filmmaker, and musician. He has won a number of awards on the film festival circuit. He has also contributed his music to raise money and awareness of various charitable causes. Other entrepreneurial endeavors include Slush Puppy Music, a record label, as well as his own movie production company, Ravenous Films. more…

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