Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Road Chip Page #7

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we showed our crazy cards.

Please, your circus

only has one ring.

(MOCKING)

Stop looking at me.

DAVID:
Mine's

the three-ringer.

You're the one

who should think

about heading for the hills.

I'm not going anywhere.

Except to get us a coffee.

(CHUCKLES)

I'll meet you at the gate.

Sir?

Is there a problem?

Problem? What problem?

There sure is.

Oh, man.

Oh, right.

Whoopsies.

That.

Guys.

Oh, nuts.

Seriously, guys,

the No-Fly List? Come on!

At least we're not

on the No-Drive List.

There's no such thing

as a No-Drive List, Theodore.

I'm sure you guys will

find a way to start one.

Let's not overreact, Dave.

The only reason we left home

in the first place...

Guys, not now, okay?

I worked my butt off

on Ashley's album,

and because of you three...

I might not even get to

the record release!

Not to mention, you've ruined

this trip for me and Samantha.

It's just, when you took

Samantha to Miami...

Theodore, I'm not

in the mood to hear it.

But Dave, we don't...

Alvin, don't.

You'll just make it worse.

Thank you for nothing.

Agent Suggs, Air Marshal.

I'll be with you

in a moment, sir.

Okay, you're gonna

regret that.

Did you help three chipmunks

get their rental car today?

Yeah, they came in.

With some guy,

probably their dad.

Probably not their dad,

because he's a human...

and they're chipmunks!

Hey!

Families come in all

shapes and sizes, sir.

It's not for me to judge.

We don't do that here,

at Miss Bee's.

Okay, this is how

it's gonna go down...

I need you to go back there,

and get me the GPS information

for that rental car.

We don't track

our rental cars, sir.

Oh! Is that so?

I work for the United States

government...

and we pretty much

track everything.

I know what you had

for lunch today.

Falafel!

Now scurry back there,

and get me the frequency

and uplink code

from that rental car.

Hey!

And I need the fastest set

of wheels you've got!

(HONKS)

Are you kidding me right now?

Do you know what this is?

This is a roller skate

with wheels.

Pretty sure roller skates

come with wheels.

Ah!

(YELLS)

It's like Tweety Bird!

Buckle up!

AGENT SUGGS:
Shut up!

This is like driving

a parakeet!

Those rodents got

a 200-mile head start.

Time to roll up

some road, Suggs.

(EVIL LAUGHTER)

So say Geronimo!

Say Geronimo!

Say Geronimo!

Say Geronimo!

Say Geronimo! I

(SUGGS LAUGHING) Come on!

Fly, Bee! Fly!

ALVIN:
Are we there yet?

DAVID:
No.

Are we there yet?

No.

ALVIN:
All right!

THEODORE:
Awesome!

Remember, guys, we're here

to make a quick pit stop...

then we're getting

back on the road.

SIMON:
Don't worry, Dave,

it'll be really quick.

THEODORE:
Yeah, super quick.

Umm-hmm.

(SLURPING)

Thanks, Dave. I just needed

a little snack to get me

from lunch to dinner.

Oh, that's unusual.

SIMON:
Don't be mad, Dave.

It would have been rude

to not order something.

Hey, guys! Look what I won!

Isn't he cute?

(DAVE LAUGHS)

Look at that face!

That's actually funny, Alvin.

I Say Geronimo!

I Say Geronimo! I

Whoa!

All right!

ALVIN:
Now we're talking.

THEODORE:
WOW.

Holy guacamole!

I could live here.

Hey, no smiling.

You're still grounded,

remember?

Thanks.

Thank you.

This is what

I'm talking about.

THEODORE:
Hi.

Wow! Hola!

on, baby.

If this is grounded...

ground me for life.

Don't tempt me.

ALVIN:
Hey, Dave!

We'd like to do

the mature thing...

and accept

partial responsibility

for all the trouble

we've caused.

Partial?

Yeah.

60-40, on us.

70-30?

As much as I hate the idea of

letting you three

out of my sight

for even a second...

Samantha and I have dinner

plans that I can't get out of.

So if anything happens,

we'll be at the villa.

Ooh, romantic.

(KNOCKING ON DOOR)

What?

Hi.

Hi.

All right, you are

not to leave this room.

Do you understand, young man?

Yeah.

ALVIN:
You guys don't

have to worry about us.

We'll be on our

best behavior tonight.

I promise. Whoa.

I know you will,

because I hired

a babysitter to keep

an eye on you.

What? Come on.

Oh, man.

We'll be home after the party.

(CHIPMUNKS GROANING)

Almost forgot this.

(GASPS)

(SPEAKING SPANISH)

Dave is going

to propose tonight.

What gave that away?

The romantic dinner

or the engagement ring?

Alvin, what are we

going to do?

Absolutely nothing.

What?

Alvin's right.

This hasn't been so bad.

Maybe we just...

do nothing.

"Nothing"?

Guys, "nothing" isn't a plan!

We can't do "nothing."

Sure we can.

Good luck proposing

without this.

(GASPS) Alvin!

When did you grab it?

I found it in his bag,

five minutes ago.

Does that mean we did it?

We did it.

Huzzah!

(HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)

Turn down for what?

SIMON:
Whoo-hoo! We did it!

We did it! Whoo-hoo!

Turn down for what? r

Come on, Miles,

join the party?

Miles?

SIMON:
Miles, wait up!

Come on, man.

Let's celebrate! We did it!

Yeah.

You guys ruined

Dave's proposal

and now we

don't have to hang out.

Miles, hold on.

That doesn't mean

we can't be friends.

SIMON:
Yeah, man.

I thought we had a great time

in New Orleans.

So did I. And then

I saw you celebrating

like you won the Super Bowl...

the second you found out

we weren't gonna be family.

So... see you.

Miles, wait! I can explain!

Guys, come on. Miles...

We've been through

a lot together.

Don't walk away now.

Yeah. Come on, Miles.

(TIRES SCREECHING)

Uh, Miles?

Miles? Miles!

Watch out!

Alvin, he can't hear us!

I'll knock him out of the way!

Slingshot on three!

Let's do this.

One...

two...

three!

(SCREAMING) Whoa!

(GASPS)

(GROANS)

Theo.

Theodore!

Theo.

Theodore.

Is he okay?

I don't know.

Theo! Come on! Get up! Please!

(WHEEZING)

(GASPS)

No! Theodore!

Come on!

Say something, say something!

(GASPS) I smell...

empanadas?

Theo!

Oh!

Theo, you're alive!

Is this Heaven?

No, it's South Beach.

(GIGGLES)

Theodore, you saved my life.

Like we always say,

you mess with one of us...

Don't make me say it, man,

it's so lame.

Miles, he got hit

by a car for you.

You mess with all of us.

All right!

Whoo-hoo! Oh, ouch!

Miles, we are so sorry.

We haven't been fair to you

from day one.

And the truth is...

you'd make a great brother.

SIMON AND THEODORE: Yeah!

I feel the same

about you guys.

So, I guess we're going to be

family after all.

Except for one tiny detail...

By stealing the ring,

we've effectively

ruined the proposal.

ALVIN:
You're right.

We need to get that ring,

and get to that restaurant!

Let's do it. Come on.

(AGENT SUGGS LAUGHS)

Looks like Air Marshal Suggs

is gonna be checking into

the Shelborne Hotel.

Yes!

Time for a chip hunt!

BABYSITTER:
I really

wanna go with you...

but I'm stuck babysitting.

Aw, man. The babysitter.

I hope when they get here,

they're not annoying.

Let's go.

Like, this last time...

I had a kid,

and he was, like...

"Oh, my gosh, can I have

yogurt?" And I was like...

"Oh, my gosh,

can you go to sleep?"

I don't think

she knows we're here.

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