Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Road Chip Page #8

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I was like, "Ridiculous."

I don't think

she knows she's here.

This really sucks,

when you're so responsible,

and, like, everyone

around you is so not.

You know what I mean?

It's like, it's hard.

Oh, there you are.

Well, okay, I'm totally

texting you right now.

Hold on, let me

send you this picture.

He's, like, super cute.

I really like him.

Come on! Let's go.

Aw, I know.

What are you talking about?

I like that he's hairy.

Oh? Hairy, you say?

Yeah, scruffy's, like, cute.

It's like, "Hi, lam adorable,

but I'm also an animal."

You know? Yeah, I know.

Oh, yeah, right. Miles!

We're on our way.

Yeah, I know he's

a little short, but

I don't know, you know

that famous saying...

Theo! Come on! Let's go!

"Little things come in big

packages," or whatever.

Oh, man.

It's like that.

THEODORE:
I think

she liked me.

(GRUNTS) I, like, could be

doing so many more

important things right now.

I could be, I don't know,

getting a pedicure?

I'm looking for

some chipmunks.

Guys, their reservation

was at 8:
00.

So, we still might have time

to save the proposal.

Come on, let's go. Go!

AGENT SUGGS:
Listen to me,

I know these chipmunks

are here.

This is a badge for the United

States government, okay?

ALVIN:
Okay, guys,

here's the plan...

So, I need for you...

SIMON:
Oh, no. It's Suggs!

He found us.

Theodore, get up!

Uh-oh!

Miles, you gotta get

the ring to Dave!

I'm not leaving you guys.

We'll distract him. Just go!

Run, run!

Theo! Hurry!

Get back here!

THEODORE:
I'm going

as fast as I can!

SIMON:
Think of donuts,

think of donuts!

THEODORE:
Donuts? Whoo-hoo!

Go, Miles, go!

Hurry!

Run, run!

Hide over here!

Where?

I don't know!

Just think of something!

Come on. Where are you?

Where are you?

Come on.

Come on. Come on.

Hi...ya.

(GROWLS)

See ya!

Go, go, go!

Run, run!

Hurry, hurry! He's coming!

Hurry, Alvin. Hit the button!

Come on, Alvin! Hurry, hurry!

(SIGHS)

Whew!

Ha!

Here's Suggsy! (LAUGHS)

He's like the Terminator!

Yeah!

(BREATHES DEEPLY)

Oh, no.

This is ironic.

We're gonna be going up...

but I'm taking you boys down.

(SNICKERS)

Now, here's what's

gonna happen...

I'm gonna turn you over

to Homeland Security...

and they're gonna put you

in a zoo prison

for dangerous animals.

(GASPS) Oh, no.

And then, if you ever

get out of there...

I'm gonna pay someone to

have you stuffed.

Right.

And I'm gonna give you

as a gift to Anna,

who will hopefully

take me back.

Dude, I'm sorry,

but it's over.

You don't know that.

Theo, let's go.

I just think there's something

wrong with her phone

and she's not getting

my texts...

or the flowers,

or my candy grams.

And I, personally,

don't think it's uncommon...

for someone to move

five times a year

and change their number.

Okay? It's normal.

Oh, yeah. Totally normal.

Alvin!

What? What's going on?

And that's our cue to leave.

(GROANS)

(ALARM RINGING)

It has been a treat.

No... What are you doing?

Elevator power off.

(YELLS) No! No!

(GASPS)

ALVIN:
Excuse me!

THEODORE:
Pardon me!

Miles!

Hey. What happened to

Officer Dingleberry?

Let's just say

his elevator got stuck.

Has Dave proposed yet?

No, but they're on dessert.

It can't be long.

Excuse me. I'll be right back.

Oh, okay.

You remember what to do?

Yes, sir. Be no problem.

There's the box.

It's go time.

Excuse me...

young man, we have a strict

no pets policy

at this restaurant.

I'm going to have to ask you

to take your meerkats home.

Meerkats!

Esteban.

Please escort these things

out of the restaurant.

All right, all right.

Come on, guys.

We know when we're not wanted.

Evasive maneuvers! Nutmeg!

He shoots, he scores!

Nice, Alvin!

MILES:
Go, Alvin, go!

Did you hear that? It sounded

like somebody yelled "Alvin."

Alley-OOP!

Whoo-hoo!

Pardon me!

I think you're imagining it.

Alvin!

ALVIN:
I'm open!

Or not.

MAN:
Oh!

Gotcha!

Whoo-hoo! Cold!

(SHOUTS)

Whoa!

Alvin?

Oh. Hi there, Dave.

Don't say it. Resist the urge.

We all know you wanna say it,

but hear me out.

Miles? What?

We can explain everything.

Well, I can't wait

to hear this.

Dave, we came to Miami

to stop you two

from getting engaged.

Oh, no.

I just blew the surprise.

But, and this is the part that

I'd like you to focus on...

when Theodore

got hit by a car...

Theodore got hit by a car?

I did.

He's fine. He was

saving Miles' life.

Wait, he what?

The point is,

we realized that...

we like the idea of

you two being together,

and we changed our minds.

Yep.

ALVIN:
It might not be

the family in the photo

that comes with the frame...

but it's gonna be our family.

And we're proud of it.

Guys, that ring isn't mine.

So, you're not proposing?

I'm sorry, Samantha. I'm not.

Oh, thank God.

I mean,

that's not what I meant.

You know. I mean, not that

I couldn't see it

happening someday.

I mean, uh... Not that

I'm expecting it to happen.

But I mean,

if it did happen...

I'm spiraling, aren't I?

A little.

What I mean is...

I would love it if we could

just take our time because...

I really want it to work.

Me, too.

ALVIN:
I'm very

confused right now.

You brought this ring to Miami

and you said you had to

come to dinner, so...

I was holding it for Barry.

My sound engineer.

He's proposing to

his girlfriend, Alice,

at the restaurant right now...

with an empty ring box.

Oh, my God.

Will you marry me?

It's not empty.

A breath mint?

(SPANISH MUSIC PLAYING)

Miss Grey, over here.

When are you

going back on tour?

MAN:
The greenroom is

right this way, Mr. Seville.

The only reason

we're not headed

back to LA right now

is because...

I have to be here.

As soon as the show is over,

we're all going home.

I don't think I've ever been

more disappointed

in you guys

than I am right now.

If Dave didn't wanna

get rid of us before,

he definitely does now.

All because we only cared

about if we were happy.

Maybe it's a chipmunk thing,

like hoarding, you know?

Maybe we're

emotional hoarders?

Actually, chipmunks are

traditionally

very caring creatures.

Oh, nuts.

Well, that means it's us.

I'd do anything to fix this.

Wait. Maybe we can fix it.

By doing the one thing

we do best!

Cause mischief on

land, sea and air?

Eat all of Dave's food?

No! Music!

When words aren't enough,

we sing!

So let's give Dave

one last song

to show him

how we really feel about him.

Miles, start working on

that little country riff

you were doing in Texas.

Where are you going?

There's so much to do.

I need to talk to Wardrobe,

we need to...

If we are gonna

bring down the house,

we're gonna need some backup.

Once upon a time

I was fallin' in love

Oh, boy.

Now it's only

fallin' apart

Oh, okay.

Nothin' I can say

A total

eclipse of the heart 4'

Ooh!

(SCREAMS)

Um, well...

You're going to Hollywood!

(SHRIEKS)

Alvin!

I'm going to Hollywood!

I'm going to Hollywood!

Sorry, girls, I've always

wanted to say that.

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