Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Road Chip Page #9

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What are you doing here?

Yeah.

We're kind of in

the middle of auditions.

I need your help.

We really screwed up with Dave

and we gotta fix it.

Because it's for Dave,

we're in.

ANNOUNCER:
Please

give a warm welcome...

for Miss Ashley Grey!

(AUDIENCE CHEERING)

Thank you, guys-

Now, I have a very special

surprise for you...

which was a surprise to me

as well until just now.

Everybody, welcome

The Chipmunks!

(CHEERING)

Thanks, Ashley.

Thanks.

Thank you.

ALVIN:
Um...

Before we perform,

my brothers and I have

a few things to set straight.

Earlier this evening...

we accidentally ruined

a very special evening...

for a very special woman

and we'd like to

make it up to her.

Yeah.

Alice?

Barry has something

he'd like to ask you.

Again.

Will you marry me this time?

Yes.

ALL:
Aw.

Yes.

(APPLAUDING)

Thanks, Chipmunks.

And we just had one more

quick thing to say.

Dave...

We're really sorry.

We're sorry.

So we wrote this

last song for you.

(GUITAR PLAYING)

Oh you shine bright

Brighter than all the stars

Brighter than fireworks

So I give you all my love

And you're perfection

even in your mistakes

Give affection even

when your heart aches

When I'm away,

you're who I'm thinking of

Because

You are my home, home, home

Wherever I may roam

Whoo!

Wow!

You are the place where

I can rest my weary bones

You are my home, home, home

You are my home,

home, home

(AUDIENCE CHEERING)

(LAUGHS)

Please welcome The Chipettes!

You're a diamond

brightening my cloudy skies

Wow.

Sparkling all through

the night

Light me up like fireflies

See you shinin'

even in the darkness

Stand beside me

when I don't deserve it

That's why I say

I give you all my love

Because

You are my home,

home, home

Whoo!

Wherever I may roam

You are the place where

I can rest my weary bones

You are my home, home, home

You're my number one

there's no doubt

And we stick together

throughout

Like Boy Scouts, we about

All for one till lights out

So, Dave, where u at?

Wave your hands front to back

Everybody take a look around

At my dad out in the crowd!

ALVIN:
I love you, Dave!

(VOCALIZING)

You are my home,

home, home

(CHEERING LOUDLY)

Thank you.

Nailed it.

Thank you!

Thank you, my people-

(ALL PANTING)

We still got it.

Yeah! Whoo!

Girls, thank you.

We owe you one.

You owe us way more than one,

but, you're welcome.

Guys, we have to

get back to auditions.

Ryan's been

texting me like crazy.

Come on, girls. Let's roll.

Bye, Theodore-able. (GIGGLES)

Miles, that was amazing!

Dave, we're so sorry

we came to Miami

without telling you.

We just didn't wanna lose you.

Lose me?

Why would you guys ever think

you were gonna lose me?

Because you said

you're starting

a new chapter in your life.

We thought you might

bail on us.

Technically,

we're not even a family.

We're just three chipmunks

who live with you.

Is that what you guys think?

I mean, I know I haven't

really been around much

lately, and...

things are changing for us,

but I'd never

bail on you guys.

Because we are a family.

You're stuck with me

whether you like it or not.

And I was probably

a little over-the-top

on the whole

"no music" thing, okay?

You guys can perform.

All right!

But locally. Okay?

Sure!

And I promise to be a better

dad from here on out.

What are you

talking about, Dave?

You're the best dad

we could ever have.

What do you say to

a little family dinner

when we get home?

You know, so we know where

our kids are the entire time

we're together?

That sounds perfect.

Whoo-hoo! We rocked it!

Simon, did you see me?

I was on fire! Oh.

I can't believe

I'm saying this,

but I had fun getting

in trouble with you guys.

The trip might be over,

but as long as

Alvin is around,

we'll always get into trouble.

Thanks,SH

Not a compliment.

Oh, my God,

you guys were awesome.

Hey, Miles, right?

WOW, you played great!

Thanks! Your cool song...

I mean... I love when...

Music with your mouth...

Oh, brother.

Uh...

You're great.

Thank you.

Phew! She bought it.

Anyways, I have this party

I'm supposed to go to

in L.A. Saturday night...

if, um, maybe you'd wanna...

Definitely, yeah.

I'd, definitely

would like to...

Yes. Definitely.

Oh.

Okay. Well then

I'll definitely,

definitely see you there.

Okay.

Bye.

Bye.

ALVIN:
(CHUCKLES)

Smooth, Miles.

Real smooth.

Bye.

All right!

Hey, ready?

Yeah.

Bye, guys.

Come on, guys. Let's go home.

Should we remind him we're

on the No-Fly List?

Definitely not.

THEODORE:
Um,

this doesn't look like home.

It's not.

We have one more

important thing

to do before we go home.

Oh, Dave, we've been

driving for three days!

Can't it wait?

Unfortunately not, boys.

The courthouse

is closed tomorrow.

I'm sorry, the what house?

Are we going to jail?

We didn't mean to cause an

emergency landing, Dave!

It was freezing in cargo!

Does this look like a face

that will survive prison?

Come on.

Dave Seville?

Yep, that's me.

By signing this...

you not only agree

to take care of,

but to provide for the health,

welfare and

educational needs...

of Alvin, Simon and Theodore.

I do.

Alvin, Simon and Theodore,

do you agree to this adoption?

Adoption?

(GASPS) That's why we're here?

You're adopting us?

You guys were right.

Even though you consider me

to be your dad, and...

I love you like my own sons,

it's never been official.

So I figured...

let's make it official.

Chipmunks?

Yes?

I still need you to say

something like "I agree."

Just to make it legal.

Oh, yeah! I agree!

Yeah. Me, too!

1,000%!

And that's not even

a real number.

(LAUGHS)

Does this mean we're Sevilles?

On this day...

David Seville has

officially adopted

Alvin, Simon and Theodore

to be his children.

You three now have

all the legal rights

of any natural child.

Or, chipmunk.

I hereby sign this order

confirming this adoption.

Congratulations.

Thank you.

Whoo-hoo!

Yay!

This is amazing! Yes!

Guys, guys... Just...

Up high, Judge. Give me some.

Whoo-hoo! I'm so happy!

Awesome!

Dave!

Whoa!

Sweet!

Yes! We're a family!

We have a dad. Legally.

Okay.

Okay, all right. Alvin, okay.

What an amazing day!

(ALL LAUGHING)

They're excited.

Yes!

Hey, official and legal Dad?

Yes, official and legal son?

Thanks for being the best

official and legal dad, Dad.

Well, you three are the best

official and legal sons

an official and legal father

could ask for.

Aw. That's sweet

of you to say, Dad.

Yeah.

But seriously, guys, this is

the happiest day of my life.

Literally nothing

could ruin it for me.

(SQUIRRELS SQUEAKING)

Oh, boy.

(GASPS) Alvin.

Totally forgot about this.

Alvin!

CHIPMUNKS:
This hit

That ice cold

Michelle Pfeiffer

That white gold

This one for

them good girls

(AGENT SUGGS GROANS)

Them good girls

Straight masterpiece

I Stylin', wilin'

Livin' it up in the city

Got Chucks on

with Saint Laurent

Which way is the pool?

Gotta kiss myself,

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