Amazon Women on the Moon Page #7

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- [ Hangs Up Phone ]

- I'll bet I know what you want.

- You do?

Sure. I was young once. Liquorice sticks.

They came in

fresh this morning.

- [ Bell Dings ]

- Mr Gower, I'm 1 7 years old.

- [ Bell Dings ]

- Already? Seems like only yesterday...

your mom was in here

buying talc...

to powder your

little bottom.

- [ Chuckles ]

- Heh. Uh...

look--

Never mind. Thanks.

- [ Bell Dings ]

- Follow you

- [ Bell Dings ]

- All around

- Just like me

- [ Sighs ]

- [ Bell Dings ]

- They long to be

Almost forgot

what I came in for.

Tube of toothpaste and a box of--

[ Mumbles ]

Toothpaste and what?

A box of...

[ Quietly ] Titans.

You have to

speak up, George.

Titans! I want a box

of Titan condoms!

- [ Gasps ]

- George!

- And to think you were an altar boy.

- [ Sighs ]

- [ Keys Jangling ]

- [ Door Unlocking ]

You did say ''Titans''?

[ Sighs ]

Oh, only about four times.

- [ Slaps Bill On Counter ]

- Thanks, Mr Gower.

- [ Alarm Ringing ]

- [ Marching Band.:

''Stars And Stripes Forever'']

- [ Continues ]

- [ Laughing ]

[ Crowd Cheering, Chattering ]

[ Gower Laughing ]

- What's goin' on?

- George?

Rupert King, president

of Titan Condoms.

Congratulations, young man. You are

our one-billionth customer. Pictures.

[ Crowd Whistling, Cheering ]

- Thanks, but I really gotta go.

- Not so fast, kid.

- We've been planning this for months.

- It's really not necessary.

Tell me, George, how long have you been

using our fine Titan products?

- Uh, you could say

I never use anything else.

- Great quote.

- Are you getting all of this?

- You're not gonna use my name, are you?

Modesty, I like it. You could give Titans

that wholesome image we're looking for.

Do you know what

you're doing to me?

The entire town's

gonna know about this.

You'll be a household name, George,

just like Bip, our Titan mascot!

- Pictures. Pictures.

- Hi, folks. Hi, George. Hi, everybody.

[ Man ] Hey, George,

will you autograph a box for me?

- [ Crowd, Bip Laughing ]

- Get used to that, George.

- [ No Audible Dialogue ]

- More good news, George.

Even as we speak, your parents

are racing here to join you

in your moment of Titan triumph.

My parents? Are you nuts?

I'm not even supposed to have the car.

Make sure you airbrush out

the kid's acne, okay? George...

as a token of our thanks, we'd like you

to have this lifetime supply of Titans!

- Thank you, Connie.

- All I wanted was one.

[ Crowd, Bip Laughing ]

- Violet!

- George, I can tell...

you're as excited as we are,

as you begin this...

- your year-long reign as our Titan king!

- [ Bip ] Yippee!

[ Crowd Cheering, Applauding ]

[ Cheering, Applause Continue ]

[ Man ] And now the exciting conclusion

of the 1 955 feature...

Amazon Women of the Moon.

There will be no further

commercial interruptions.

Bullshit or not?

Hey, cut the mush,

you two.

- This place is about to blow sky high.

- Yes, look!

Moogla, the mountain demon, is angry.

- Yeah, and that ain't just heartburn.

- We haven't got much time.

- Let's go!

- [ Rumbling In Distance ]

Come on, Loony.

[ Rumbling Continues ]

- There's the rocket. Hurry!

- Come on, Alpha Beta.

When we get back to Earth,

I'm gonna show you Ebbets Field.

Oh, Steve, save yourself.

[ Panting ]

I wouldn't be able

to enjoy Earth without you.

[ Explosion ]

[ Nelson ]

Fasten seat belts.

I think we got about 1 2 seconds

before everything blows. Fire retros.

[ Car Engine Cranking ]

- She won't turn over!

- [ Car Engine Cranking ]

[ Engine Cranks,

Revs And Runs ]

Listen to that sweet music.

[ Screeching, Chittering ]

[ Debris Hitting Floor ]

There goes the only home

I've ever known.

You got a new home now, Lara,

[ Quietly ] with me on Earth.

- What are they doing, Butch?

- Well, it's called smoochin', babe.

Come here. I'll give ya

your first lesson.

[ Hooting ]

[ President ]

Earth to Moon Rocket One.

Earth to Moon Rocket One.

This is the president.

Steve, I hope you have things well in hand.

I'll say.

[ Horns Honking ]

[ TV.:
Whooping, Gunfire ]

Psst.

Psst.

Yeah, you. Come here.

- Yeah?

- Saturday night.

- Yeah?

- Ain't got a date.

- What's your name, kid?

- Ray.

Ray?

[ TV.:
Soft Rock ]

[ Continues ]

[ Giggles ]

Mmm.

You must be Ray.

I'm Sherrie.

[ Giggles ]

I heard you were

good-looking...

but I had no idea.

Come on in.

As you can see,

I made dinner.

Mmm, but I'm not hungry

just yet... for food.

Do you know what I mean?

Help me with my zipper, Ray?

- [ Zipper Unzipping ]

- [ Moans ] That's so much better.

- [ Dress Hitting Floor ]

- God, you're such a hunk, Ray.

I want you.

And I want you now.

Get over here, Ray.

I'm waiting, Ray.

Take me.

I want you to make wild,

violent love to me.

Oh, yes, Ray.

[ Inhales, Moans ]

Yes.

Oh, you're so good, Ray.

[ Moans ]

Yes.

[ Moaning, Squealing ] Ray!

[ Moaning, Sighing ]

You're the best, Ray.

Yeah, yeah.

[ Moaning ]

Ray, give it to me!

Mmm, that's good, Ray.

Yeah!

[ Panting, Screaming ]

You're the... best, Ray! Yeah!

[ Moans ]

- [ Door Slams ]

- [ Ends ]

- [ Man ] You dirty slut!

- Frankie, what are you doin' here?

- I thought you were outta town!

- That's what I wanted you to think!

-And I expected a little more from you, Ray.

-[ Quietly ] What, of me?

- You think I care about a loser like Ray?

- Loser?

- I did it to hurt you.

- You did it to hurt me?

Well, your cheatin' days

are over, street meat!

- Frankie, what are you doin'

with that gun?

- I'm gonna teach you...

and this little know-nothing wimp

a lesson!

- That's what I'm doin' with the gun.

- No, Frankie!

I love you!

I've always loved you.

- You think I enjoyed going

to bed with a worm like Ray?

- Shut up!

- Worm?

- You're history, Sherrie.

- [ Screams ] No!

- [ Gunshots ]

Satisfied, Ray? Hmm?

Happy now, buddy?

Well, you're gonna have to live

with that guilt for the rest of your life.

And you know what else, Ray?

You're gonna have to live

with this too.

- [ Gunshot ]

- Freeze!

- You have the right to remain silent.

- [ Handcuffs Ratcheting ]

If you give up the right

to remain silent...

anything you say can and will be used

against you in a court of law.

You have the right to speak with

an attorney and have an attorney present

at time of questioning.

- [ Latin, Electric Keyboards ]

- I was at a dance

When she caught my eye

Standing all alone

Looking sad and shy

We began to dance

Swayin' to and fro

whoa, whoa

And soon I knew

I'd never let her go

Blame it on the bossa nova

With its magic spell

Blame it on the bossa nova

That she did so well

Oh, it all began

with just one little dance

But soon it ended up

a big romance

Blame it on the bossa nova

The dance of love

Blame it on the bossa nova

With its magic spell

Blame it on the bossa nova

That she did so well

Oh, it all began

with just one little dance

But soon it ended up

a big romance

Blame it on the bossa nova

- The dance of love

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