Ambarsariya Page #6

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How will you get good layers if you tie

the turban with the help of doorknobs?

I have a poor sight and

you ask too many questions.

If you cannot see then

go for medical insurance.

I am not like you.

You are wearing Raymond's shirt.

You are wearing a tie.

And an expensive watch.

And yet you ride the

milkman's bike, Yezdi.

How do you know that I ride Yezdi?

Have you seen a good breed of buffalo

move the tail after dunging?

Only Yezdi smears you with

grease and not the Bullet.

I have a poor sight but no

troublemaker can escape my sight.

I go after the troublemaker

like a bullet goes after the prey.

Notice, huh?

Here's the notice.

Your plan has worked, madam.

He still isn't here.

Ma'am has given him selective cases.

He won't find a place to escape.

He will now seek

a transfer on his own.

It was a great scheme, ma'am.

Well, what else have I done in life?

This is all I have always done!

Watch out!

Watch out! Watch out! Let me warn you.

Stop messing around with me.

I will slap you so hard that

you'll see the stars in daytime..

Then you will say, oh my gosh,

why I'm seeing such fireworks...!!

Back off! I am warning you.

Hang Up now ..will you...!!

Idiot Lady...!!

I get a lot of phone calls.

What happened, madam?

You look very scared.

Forget that.

I have given you some work.

Did you do it?

You call this work, madam?

This is cruelty!

No one ever gives such

tough cases to anyone.

Tough?

This is how cases are over here.

This is what I thought as well, madam.

There has to be a reason behind it.

You gave me standard cases.

It's not like you

have some enmity with me.

So the only solution I could

find that I should ask for a transfer.

I should pack my bags

and leave immediately.

But then I heard my conscience speak.

"No, Ambarsariya."

"The high-heeled madam gave you

these cases with a lot of respect."

"So with the same respect

take God's name and go for it."

"And so, I entered the battlefield."

Here's the first of many policies.

A gift for you.

Major. Tittarpal.

What? How did that happen?

He is a very shameless person.

Even Jasleen ma'am couldn't

sell a policy to him.

This is where we go wrong,

my bespectacled sister.

Don't tell the buyers what

are the benefits of buying a policy.

No. Wrong.

Scare them.

I make them very scared.

It's just one policy.

I had given you ten cases.

What about them?

Ma'am, you had given him ten cases..

...but he came back with

11 policies in a single day.

Ma'am, he is too good.

My bespectacled sister,

you can calculate.

I have not spared anyone

from Jhabaal till Majeethia.

So guys, it's time to party now.

Yes! - Yes!

A party is due.

You can party on your own,

don't ask me, okay?

Why?

This is your success's party.

How is it possible without you?

Come with us.

Please.

And don't say please to me.

I don't like anyone begging me.

Especially the Ladies Staff.

There will be drinking in the party.

And I react strangely with alcohol.

Let me warn you.

Madam, I get a high if someone

gets drunk and just hugs me.

Don't ask me again.

I bind you with an oath.

Okay then it's final.

I mean I"IO excuses.

This party is for you so

you have to come. It's final.

I knew you would make me attend it.

How so?

I can read hearts.

So.. you're selling

alcohol without a permit.

Breaking law in

SHO Haakam Singh's reign.

You have no fear of Punjab police.

This is how brave you are?

You should arrest those who drink.

I have pledged in Maharaj's

name not to drink.

What is your Maharaj's name?

Listen..

Now you'll tell the Punjabi police

whom it should or shouldn't pickup?

I didn't do anything, sir.

I was sitting there quietly.

Really?

You too seem pretty brave.

You are arguing with a police officer.

Sir, you are troubling us.

Whereas you aren't saying

anything to the main person.

Who is the main person?

He is sitting over there.

That fair guy.

Sir, from his face it looks like

he doesn't fear Punjab police at all.

We should investigate

as per the procedure.

If we do a raid and catch your

main person on the first day itself..

...then what will Punjab police do

for the next 29 days? Pluck mangoes?

- Lakha..

- Yes, sir.

Let's go. - Let's go.

Let's go and meet their

main person. - Okay.

So..

Good evening, sir.

He seems educated, sir. Let's not

get into nonsensical things with him.

SHO Hakam Singh will talk to him.

And that too in his own style.

Do one thing,

throw others inside the jeep.

Let them go, sir.

It's not their fault.

We just got together coincidently

and started chitchatting.

People gathered, and then

I started telling them my stow.

As the atmosphere changed,

we brought our glasses out.

"We brought our glasses out."

Did you ask him whether

he has a permit to serve alcohol?

Sir, this isn't business.

We just go together

and started talking.

He is such a sweet-talker. Don't ask.

You should listen to his stow.

I am sure you too

will want a drink. - Hey!

Let it be, sir.

Don't get angry with him.

He fears the Punjab police.

He is not at all brave.

Really? - Yes.

Fine then.

Now you tell me,

what great epic do you know?

Tell me the stow.

Brother, now only you

can save us from the thrashing.

I spend most of my

days sitting on a chair.

Sir, if I begin from the beginning

then it'll become a very long story.

Let's begin from something

which your department has interest in.

- What?

- Alcohol.

He seems educated.

Yes sir... wisdom shows.

So, the girl thought

that I cannot hold my alcohol.

So she should get me drunk.

She too seems educated.

Wow!

Wanna dance?

You are so cute!

Like this.

Not bad.

- Give me a water bottle.

- Here.

No, not that one.

Please give me branded.

This is the only one I have.

I don't keep any other.

Here's your brand.

No thanks. I will find it on my own.

Have it. It's just water.

I will earn a good deed.

Sorry, I didn't recognize you.

That won't change its quality.

Please Drink it.

Thank you.

For what?

Keep it. It's for the water.

People of Amritsar

are anyway generous.

Moreover they don't like

taking money from girls.

Thank God you don't

run a beauty parlor.

You would go bankrupt.

What a joke...

I have been noticing

you since morning.

You have been clicking photographs.

...of every place that

you have been visiting.

That means you have been following me,

you stalker.

I am giving you water

and you are abusing me.

Idiot, the one who follows

a girl is called a stalker in English.

I don't know what they

call them in Punjabi.

In Punjabi, they just get beaten up..

before they are called by their name.!!

One second.

Give it to me.

Hello? No,

no, I don't need a gym trainer.

I need a yoga teacher.

- Yoga teacher..

- Yes, Yoga.

Okay. Thanks.

You didn't tell me why

you clicked so many photographs.

Even a wedding photographer doesn't

click so many pics of the couple...!!

Actually I have come from Canada.

I am making a documentary on

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