Ambarsariya Page #5

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- After all you are making me a family member.

- Yes.

He is smart.

Auntie, he still hasn't brought water.

Has he brought tea?

Oh yes, a family member!

I thought you'd run away..

But you finally took the room.

I didn't just take the room,

I opened a can of troubles I guess.

Hello? Where are you?

- Coming.

- But where are you?

Here I am, madam.

Hi.

I was tying my turban.

I have no one here to help me tie it.

Doing it by tying to

the doorknob is not the same.

But why do you

have such posters on the wall?

"The brother-in-law

should be milky white."

They don't belong to me.

They belong to Ram Khilawan.

You are sharing a room

with a person from UP?

No, madam.

He was their previous tenant.

The landlord doesn't

allow me to remove them..

...he says that the

wall behind it is ruined.

Sol have kept them as it is.

He seems to be a strange landlord.

Don't make me start, madam.

Your RAW agent is grating radishes

for parathas in the morning.

And frying ladyfingers

in the evenings.

And this evening the entire

family has requested taro in curry.

Apply mustard oil in

your hands while cutting them.

- It won't prick you.

- Okay, I'll apply the oil.

You too have got

a chance to joke today.

Okay, jokes apart,

I have sent a mail to you.

In contains our three suspects.

All three of them

go by the name Manpreet.

We have the information.

And all three of them

stay in this locality.

It's your job to checkout each of them.

And find out who is the one

who will shoot at the minister.

No, don't breathe.

You already have limited breaths.

You might run out of them right here.

There is nothing in there.

So he is suspect number one.

Dr. Manpreet.

Drums are playing.

It's just an empty pipe

from the neck to the stomach.

But there has to be

a medicine for it, doctor.

There are many medicines, ma'am.

But it takes around 15

days for the medicines to work.

He won't even last 15 hours I guess.

Don't mind it.

Please treat him.

He has just one desire.

He wishes to see his

child before he dies.

Oh my-

You said that you want

medicines for his knees.

So what is this treatment

that you are seeking from me?

We needs medicines for his knees, son.

If his knees don't work how will..

...he manage to go to

Bathinda to see his son?

Okay. I misunderstood.

Why do you want to take

him on foot to Bathinda?

Take him on a bus.

Here are his medicines.

Leave. There are other

patients waiting to see me.

Get up, sir.

Find a rickshaw. It's hard

to find rickshaws these days.

Take him along, ma'am.

Come on, who is the next patient?

He seems newly married.

Hello.

Tea?

No, I have already had tea.

No, I am asking for one.

I have attended 10

patients since morning.

No one offered me tea.

Your pulse seems fine.

No, doctor.

Actually I am not a patient. Okay.

I am an insurance agent.

Damn you.

Didn't you read the board outside?

Salesmen not Allowed.

That's placed in the neighboring shop.

But you read it, didn't you?

Rules are same for everyone.

No insurance. Leave.

Listen to me.

Think with a calm mind,

if anything happens to you tomorrow..

...then your children will

end up with some money.

Companies make Insurance agents

learn these dialogues by heart.

They will have no effect on me.

I don't want to get insured.

Ask me why?

- Why?

- Because I don't have a child.

You give potency medicine

to other people..

...whereas you don't

have any child of your own.

You too should take

some pill sometimes.

If just eating the pills would

give you children..

...then you would sow the pill and

children would grow in pots overnight.

Then you could pluck

children from them.

Actually, you need to

be married to have a child.

And I am not married.

Actually look,

let me tell you everything in detail.

Hello! Hold on, son.

Here, take this.

Eat this.

What is this for?

This is for your shamelessness.

You shamelessly enter inside anyone

shop and force them to buy insurance.

I don't want to buy any insurance.

Get out of here.

There are many other things

a person can do. Let him work.

He is after my life.

I think this doctor is insane.

Doctor, you should

at least hear me out.

You got scared?

Are you insured?

Then why are you scared?

This bee was troubling me a lot.

It came inside without permission,

just like you.

That wheelchair?

Oh..

Actually, I treated a patient's knees.

He didn't have money to pay me.

He gave me his wheelchair

and I started using it.

Son, those who can hunt flying

bees don't need insurance policies.

I killed this bee with a dagger.

I can also kill a

mosquito with a bullet.

Get going-

Properly.

You cannot sway your hands.

My name is Manpreet.

You cannot do Bhangra!

And change.

Bend your knees. Yes.

You have to bring Gold medal. Very good.

Hello.

Hello. Hello. Fine.

Keep your bag and join the rehearsal.

Hurry up. Keep your bag there.

Come and do Bhangra.

Boys don't carry books these

days and he is carrying a bag.

I think he is a science student.

Luddi steps.

What brings a studious boy here?

No, master. My insurance

documents are in that bag.

I work in an insurance company.

Jhumar steps!

Right. You should work.

You have a good face.

You are handsome.

Work hard during the

Bhangra rehearsals...

...and I'll get half of

your college fees remitted..

Only half, Sir?

The way you are dancing, not even

one-fourth of it will be pardoned.

Let me tell you, not even

one-fourth of it will be pardoned.

Smile, smile.

The smile shouldn't

disappear from the face.

Die but don't stop smiling. Don't stop

But for how long can a person smile?

A person can get tired as well.

"A person can get tired as well."

Bhangra is as vast as the sky.

There is Jugni to take a breather.

Jugni steps!

Sir, there is a notice for you.

- Here.

- Now what?

"Oh my dear, My Jugni.."

Stop. Stop.

Take a breather. Drink tea, boys.

Come here. You are all dressed up..

Have you come here for a Bhangra

rehearsal or to get yourself betrothed?

Sit down.

I have a poor sight.

Please read it for me.

It is a threat letter, Sir.

It mentions that if this time your Bhangra

team doesn't qualify during the festival..

Then it says you

won't be paid your full salary.

Why am I facing this trouble?

What's my fault in this?

Half the boys are on drugs and the

other half are crazy over female dancers.

Let me tell you about these dancer girls.

The Punjabi teacher asked one Gidha girl..

...you are here to dance, so

tell me what do you know about Mahiya?

She said, only I know about Mahiye.

Others are just suspicious about him.

- I don't want water.

- It's tea, sir. Tea.

It's tea.

I have a poor sight.

Give him two glasses.

Two. You won't be having any at home.

After all, you are a bachelor. Single.

How do you know that I am single?

I have a poor sight,

but the second layer isn't right.

It is bad. How will it be right?

It can be right only if

someone else helps you fold.

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