American High School Page #2
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- Year:
- 2009
- 86 min
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- Boy:
Cocksucker!- Boy #2:
Your p*ssy stinks!And on a more serious note...
...when prom comes,
all of you need to vote for me...
Hilary Weiss.
I mean, I'm the prettiest girl
in school, so it's a no-brainer.
Where'd you go?
Holden:
We hit the jackpot, Gwen...the principal's desk.
- You, me, now. It's unlocked.
- What?
Come on, this'll leave
our last mark on campus.
Ow.
Plus, I want to let
all the boys know...
- That I'm a freak in the sheets.
- Boy:
Whoo!I can't believe
I'm really here.
Come here.
Holden:
Are we almost done?Holden:
I can't do this.Oh God. Oh God.
Oh my God. Oh f***.
- So last year...
Thank you.
That was very nice.
- Thanks!
- Holden:
Oh, f***! Oh my God!Oh, Gwen.
Oh, Gwen.
Oh my God, Gwen.
What's going on here?
I think they were
having sex.
Yes, Alice,
that's a rhetorical question.
- But, sir...
- How could you not lock my door?
I ain't cleaning this sh*t up.
Oh, you'll clean it up, Grandpa.
And you'll like it!
Do you two understand this is
mahogany wood from Bangladesh?
Where are you going?
Sit down!
Big deal... we banged on
Principal Mann's desk.
Look, I'm... I'm sorry.
I really am, but...
Gwen:
Don't touch me.
Alice, where's my popcorn?
Oh, sir, that's my breast.
I know.
I'm Zoey...
...the new girl.
I just transferred from Cancun.
I enjoy long walks on the beach...
I'm a Pisces
and I'm perfect.
Oh.
You do realize the school year's
almost over with.
I heard about
your internship program...
...for young hot blondes
with impressionable minds.
I had to try it out.
You know, see if I fit in.
Um, the position's
already been filled.
- We'll see about that.
- Mm-hmm.
#I don't care just what
you're made of... #
You know we have class,
Principal Mann.
Oh, I think that can wait.
Ah, Miss Hilary Weiss.
Ahh!
#I don't want to
be embarrassed #
#I don't want to notice you... #
Change of plans:
you can go to class...
...and I'll talk to
your pretty little girlfriend.
Wait... what was she
whispering to you about?
Now move!
You can't punish her during prom-queen
campaign. That's undemocratic.
#Run to you #
#I want to run to you... #
Looks like you're
failing Seuss's class.
If you don't get an A on the final,
you won't graduate.
That was done perfectly, sir.
Of course, Alice. Now I want that desk
clean by tomorrow morning...
...so clean that I can
eat off of it...
...if I choose to.
Let's go, Zoey.
How am I ever gonna
show my face at school again?
I'm the school slut.
That spot was reserved
for Hilary.
We have never been caught...
never.
And we've pulled off
...here at Mr. Seuss's classroom;
...here at the 50-yd line
of the football field;
...and not to mention
the bleacher sex!
Bleacher sex!
That is still the single-most
uncomfortable spot...
...to ever get it on.
I still have splinters from that.
Lunch is almost over.
Please please please...
...don't make me go back
to that hell.
Boy:
Gwen Adams, report to the nurse'soffice for a pregnancy test.
That is all.
Gwen:
Oh God, what if I'm pregnant?Again.
Excuse me.
Do you have a pass?
Oh, boy.
First patient of the day.
Hi.
- Welcome to my office.
- Hi.
I just need to pick up
a pregnancy test.
Okay, I think we...
we should get to know each other...
...since you're in my office and
I don't even know your name.
I'm Nurse Doogie.
I'm Gwen. Can I just have
You're Gwen.
some sex, didn't you?
Was it good?
It was great for me.
I, uh, heard it while I was in
the bathroom over the speaker and...
Can we not talk
about that, please?
- No no, I...
- Stop. Please don't touch me.
Uh, put this robe on.
Let's get started
with the exam.
- What?
- Put this on.
Can you just get me
the little strip that I pee on?
Uh, I don't have anything for
you to pee on except for...
...well, me, if you're into that.
I could lay under a glass table
if that's what you want to do.
- I love it.
- What?
Ooh. Um, okay.
Uh, um, I'm gonna
examine you now.
You should... You should get
- I'm on the table.
- Oh, yeah.
- I'm gonna miss my class.
- I'll write you a note.
I love him!
I don't know. It's like
I just try so hard.
I just give so much, you know?
And I'm just afraid
he'll get mad.
Have you even talked
to him about it?
I can't!
He gets frustrated
and he walks away.
I mean, I want to
make him happy...
...but he doesn't care.
I didn't want to do
the principal's-office thing.
I did it for him.
Do you want to do
the nurse's-office thing?
- What?
- Nothing.
Um...
I- I-I think you're really nice, Gwen.
- And I want to help you.
- Thank...
I don't want you to get
kicked out of school.
So... So I did
something for you:
I- I-I peed in a cup for you.
And that way you won't get
expelled for being pregnant.
- Thank you!
- I'm pretty sure you're not pregnant.
You're the best friend I have.
So that's why you should use
Gwen. Class, what have we learned
from her actions today?
To be more discreet when
you're acting like a whore.
- Who are you?
- I'm Zoey, the new girl.
I just transferred
from Cancun.
I enjoy long walks on the beach,
I'm a Pisces...
...and I'm perfect.
I don't like you.
see me as competition.
I'm hot, I know.
Talk back to me again and you'll have
your next period through your mouth.
- Leave me...
- Think about that.
B*tch.
Go on and paint.
Make it erotic.
Excuse me, Miss Apple?
Can I get some inspiration?
Paint it.
Well, this is disturbing.
- I didn't even do anything yet.
- That's what's disturbing.
What? You think you can
start whenever you want to?
- No, I just...
- You think you're better than me?
Gwen:
Abso-f***ing-lutely.No, I wouldn't say...
What?
What are you looking at?
You're looking at
the new girl.
Yeah, she's new.
She's hot too. I'm gonna f*** her.
Holden, you gotta
get it together.
You can't let her
talk to you like that.
- Yeah, but have you seen the new girl?
- Yeah, I've seen her.
I always kinda thought
you were gay, though.
This class is great...
- I love Mrs. Apple so much.
- ...Just great.
She looked
at me when I was painting...
...and said I did a good job.
Wow, that is really good, Holden.
You know, I'm not gonna lie.
You've got...
...negative and positive space,
continuity...
...rhythm, symmetry.
- Who the f*** are you?
- It's great.
Yeah, who the f*** are you?
Pff! Whatever.
I used to bang a chick that
owned an art gallery.
Holden:
Yeah, that's gay.
That... if I'm gay, then that's
f***ing gay.
- Are those real?
- Pick it up.
- Oh, God. Oh, crap.
- Pick up the pencil.
Oh, she's picking it up.
Oh my God.
You know something?
- I don't even know him anymore.
- That's really good, though.
Like, I am serious; I am jealous of
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