American High School Page #3

his artistic ability.

Come on.

Miss Apple?

Um, I just wanted to thank you...

...for the best class

I've ever taken.

I mean, the way you convey art...

...and what it feels like and...

- Yeah yeah yeah. Okay.

- ...is supposed to be, it's amazing.

- There you go.

- And I just wanna...

...wish I would've showed up

more often.

- Get along.

- Thank you for the head, Becky.

- Miss Apple.

- Miss Apple. Miss Apple.

Bye.

Man, that guy's a yapper.

- Go.

- Third wheel.

Go!

I love you.

I'm sorry, I...

I guess...

...it was a big mistake and...

Look, I'm...

Ahh.

Tough break, baby.

What did you say to

Principal Mann today?

Just two little

magic words:

"b" and "j. "

- Oh.

- How does he taste, girl?

Mmm.

But you still like me, right?

- No.

- Say it.

- Say it.

- Say you love us.

I'm in love with Gwen.

- Holden, tell me you want me.

- I'm married.

Uhh!

Tell me you want me.

You're a f***ing whore.

You guys are all

f***ing stupid.

You know you love us.

- Bye.

- Bye.

- Toodles.

- F***!

What the f*** is

your problem?

You can be a real b*tch

sometimes, you know that?

Oh, come on, you're not gonna leave me.

You're just gonna leave me here?

- Really? Why am I such a b*tch, huh?

- What the f*** am I supposed to do?

For starters, you can keep

your f***ing shirt on!

You want me to walk? I don't even know

how to take the f***ing bus.

- Why don't you go do Hilary?

- What the f***?

What the f***?

- Hey there, gorgeous.

- Hey.

You want a ride?

- Um...

- Get in.

Yeah, please.

Just take me anywhere

but here, please.

You got it.

- Thank you.

- No problem.

Problem?

Just a little bit.

So you want to

take me to dinner?

I can't go with you.

Please.

Please.

#So long, we never

say goodbye #

#Your love I want to

live and die #

#So long we never

say goodbye #

#Your love I want to

live and die #

#So long

we never say goodbye #

#Your love I want

to live and die #

#So long we never

say goodbye #

#I want to live and die #

#in LA. #

I got ice.

I got the dental floss and...

G- Gwen?

What are you doing here?

- I assume you're staying in tonight?

- Hold on.

I gotta go.

No, I'm waiting for

my MySpace date...

...which I thought was you.

You're, uh... You're not

"Miss Tish," are you?

- No.

- Well, good.

I mean, if I wanted a discreet

relationship with my daughter...

I'd just ask.

Can I just stay?

Uh, I said no.

Oh, I gotta take that.

- Bubbles? Yeah, did you get the lube?

- Dad?

Are you... Dad, it's only

gonna take...

Sometimes I feel like you like me,

but then sometimes I don't know.

And Jenny... You know, that big

thick girl from third period...

...you know, she wore that little black

dress today but she didn't look little...

...anyway, she told me that you really

sometimes stare at me in class.

And I feel you sometimes...

...you know how they say you can feel

when someone's staring at you?

And I kinda sometimes feel like

you're staring at me...

...but then I don't really know.

And I don't know, I just really like you...

- And I want you to like me back...

- Here! Take it.

Hi.

How's the new job?

- What did you say?

- You're spitting in my food.

How many girls

do you have anyway?

Ya!

I like the other one.

This girl here...

she's a floozy.

- Bye.

- Bye.

Bye.

- No!

- Go ahead.

Okay.

'Kay. Bye.

So anyways, I am so hungry.

I'm so glad you took me

to get something to eat...

...because that way we can really get

to know each other better.

And, you know, talk.

Are you gonna eat that?

Mmm.

Today I went to the mall and my daddy

took me on this little shopping spree...

...and I told him, "Daddy, I just don't...

I just want a little shopping spree. "

He almost bought me the whole mall.

But that's my daddy.

He loves me and

he always wants to spoil me.

Guess what? This summer, he's gonna

take me to Brazil.

And I'm really excited

to go to Brazil because...

...all those Spanish classes

that we took.

You remember when we took Spanish

class with Mr. Alvarez?

Woman:
And I was thinking maybe

we could, probably we could...

Excuse me.

Do you have something to say?

Actually, they speak

Portuguese in Brazil.

Um, sweetie, I think

I should know what they speak.

They speak Spanish in Brazil.

You must have had to sleep with

your geography teacher to pass.

Oh, yeah?

Maybe you could help me...

...nasty little girl.

Woman:

Real mature.

Who do you think you are?

I can't take this.

Hold on, I want one more bite.

Let's go.

Adioso!

Come on.

Woman:

Oh, yes, you big bad boy.

- Say something to me in Oriental.

- Give it to me harder.

Mmm, I said Oriental.

Yes, I don't know Oriental.

Well, just pretend, can you?

You're an Asian prostitute.

You're an Asian prostitute.

Yes, I am.

I'm gonna get my

happy ending, aren't I, baby?

- Yes, you are.

- Oh, sh*t.

This is a nice house, Kip.

I really like your cheekbones.

Right here.

Well, I just want you guys

to feel at home here.

Mi casa es tu casa.

Yo tambiano.

Kip, I want to be just like you

when I grow up, bro.

- You want to go upstairs?

- Show us the way, dude.

- Show us the way.

- Pornos.

- Nice.

- Lots of porn;

...learn the techniques.

I'm serious, you really have to watch.

God, I gotta get

a better security system.

Oh, wow! This place just got

a whole lot more whack.

I thought you guys were

watching the back door, and not hers.

- Hey, Gwen. Good to see you.

- Let's talk.

Come on. I don't want to fight anymore.

All right? Let's have a little talk.

Now look,

we don't need to fight.

- Now what do you need?

- Nothing.

- Money?

- No.

Of course.

How about drugs?

No, Dad.

Are you pregnant?

Gwen:
Yes, Dad!

I'm so pregnant right now,

it's not even funny.

- No!

- I didn't think so...

'cause your husband's gay!

Ho!

Like a homosexual!

- Okay. You done?

- Now what's wrong, honey?

- Let's talk.

- Nothing...

No, we can talk.

Now's a good time to talk.

I'm gonna go to my room.

Okay?

Stop!

I don't think so.

- Share your feelings.

- Yeah, share your feelings.

You know, for... whoa.

That was... Can you just...

...like, when me and him are...

I don't know if you realized this,

but there was two men talking...

...and you just kind of

butted in there.

It's not your fault,

but just learn.

Yeah.

- Hey, what the f***?

- Look what I found.

Buzz, who is that?

What? I'm getting laid. I thought

that's what you wanted from me.

Yeah, well, you know,

I recognize her, all right?

That's a...

that's a prostitute.

This is my girlfriend, all right?

I might be paying her, but sh*t.

You're not spending my money for

some skanky two-bit ho.

Hey, listen, I can't

make you happy, okay?

You want me to f***;

you don't want me to f***.

- What's it gonna be?

- With all the girls here...

...you've got to pick

a prostitute?

Hey, they don't have any

experience like she's got.

- That's right.

- She knows what to do with her...

- Yeah, she teaches me things...

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