American Pie 5: The Naked Mile Page #8

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I love you, too.

(ALL CHEERING)

Should we?

(BIRTHDAY SONG PLAYING)

(VIBRATOR BUZZING)

I'm telling you, man.

I parked the car right here.

Well, obviously, you didn't,

because then it would be right here.

Where the hell is Erik?

Dude, I don't even know

where my underwear is.

Somebody call a taxi?

Where the f*** did you go?

To get some breakfast.

Oh, sweet. I'm starving.

(GROANING)

I take it you guys had a good night.

Oh, completely out of hand, bro.

Where are the girls?

They all split this morning. Said they had to

drive to State for some big party.

That must make you feel pretty special.

"Special"? Who cares about special?

All I care about is the sex.

And, baby, I had plenty. Yeah.

And just how out of hand

was this sex, Cooze?

I don't wanna talk about it. Ever.

Speaking of which,

did you seal the deal with that Brandy chick?

No.

I told you. Pay up.

But I did have sex with Tracy last night.

What are you talking about?

Tracy.

I drove home

in the middle of the night, I ran out of gas,

stole a horse, rode over to Allison's party...

- We had sex in the guest room.

- Whoa, whoa, whoa!

- You stole a horse?

- Yup.

A real horse?

Like the kind you ride and sh*t?

Yeah, a real horse.

That's f***ing fantastic.

I didn't think you had the

balls for something like that.

- Neither did I.

- Where did you find a horse?

Are there horses in Great Falls?

Proud of you,

Stifler.

Thanks, man. I appreciate it.

But call me Erik.

- RYAN:
So, how do you feel?

- Best night of my entire life.

COOZE:
See you in a year,

college p*ssy!

Mail call, b*tches.

Scooter.

Scratchy.

Tripod.

What the hell?

What is it, man?

I don't know.

Smile for the camera, baby.

Oh, man. That is f***ed up.

Stifler!

(TOP OF THE WORLD PLAYING)

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