American Reunion Page #7
is something you want to talk?
All right.
How often do you and mom ...
- You know ...
- This is the problem?
- You and Michelle, you have not ...
- Not lately.
No.
There is an erection problem?
Because sometimes, you
to gain a little time ...
- ... with the thumb of the hand.
- God.
- Just say. Well, is not it?
- No, no, that is.
Then it is good to have you in mind
you, because it never fails.
All right. No, things
in this section are good.
But since Evan was born,
moved away somewhat.
And since then
we found at all.
All right.
This is not a problem.
So do not worry.
- The know?
- Yes. Listen to me, Jim.
Before you were born, we did
with your mother every day.
No need to tell me that.
Sometimes even
and two or three times a day.
You know what happened
the 70s,
where many were
experiments.
Your mother liked to
says:
"dive for dollars."And that's something ...
No.
Sorry, but no need ...
I understand.
You do not want to go.
Yes, you do not need.
The point is that when you child
become a dad and mom.
But it is very important to
not cease to be spouses.
If you do this,
will come and sex.
This actually has a lot of sense.
Can not wait
until you find yourself alone.
We should make
free time.
Why do you think were going to
Jewish school 3 times a week?
Sundays until 15:00.
Thursdays, 16:
00-19:00.- Okay, I understand.
- Then why do you ask?
You know what you'll do fine.
Sorry to talk to you.
No, I exaggerate.
I'm sorry.
Just ...
... Thank you again.
Frankly I say.
Whenever you want.
Welcome, folks.
You will find tags
with your names.
Enjoy all.
- Ashley, good to see.
- Hey!
My God, Billy.
You look incredible.
Old was like a whale.
Bis, worried.
- Hello, children.
- Hey, Jim.
- Children. Where is A?
- He left this morning.
- Sorry.
- The Michelle?
- Not sure yet?
- Finch?
What happened? I called the department
over a thousand times.
I appreciate this a lot, Kevin.
But basically, the mother
I paid the guarantee.
Children, F*** you.
The machine belonged to my boss.
I had promised to increase
but when I gave ...
So ... ...
Simply ... I borrowed.
The truth is that my life
not at all interesting.
I am an assistant director in
Staples / Beyond, in New Jersey.
I lied to the best
My friends and I apologize.
You know, Finch, because you lost all
and you got a boring job ...
Like all of us ... does not mean
that we should feel shame.
- Yes, it does not count any of that.
- Yes.
This means a lot
for me, gentlemen.
What happened to your arm?
Spilled hot coffee on
my time driving.
Hurt too much though!
- Yes.
- Geez, Finch.
See a child here.
So crazy?
Look.
Many memories.
Steve Stifler.
I wish to continue partaroume
with these children.
He showed no sign yet?
I do not occur.
Stifler.
How you found?
We asked your mom.
No, no, I did nothing.
I wanted to apologize.
What we said yesterday
night, do not we meant.
But. And I understand why.
You think I'm an a**hole.
All right. In a
how are you little jerk.
But you're funny a**hole.
But it ceases to be a jerk.
Yeah dude ...
Were you of the reasons
high school was gamato.
Yes ...
Was in high school fucks.
Yes, it was.
But since the end ...
All began ... to find work,
be married to have children ...
... And other such bullshit.
Look at me now.
I'm the b*tch that
Here's part.
Stifler is not
none of us perfect life.
Especially my own.
What do you say to keep the party
and go to intercourse?
Together.
What the hell
going on here? God.
This is the a**hole.
You're not even close
to finish
your job ...
Hang out ... and here
talk to your buddies?
Sorry, but
can not explain.
No, Kevin!
- Allow me.
- Yes, Kevin, let's.
I hope you got good
excuse Safler.
Stifler my name, motherf***er!
Who the hell
think you are?
You're the dude
in front of your girlfriend?
Because we both know that
be with you for your money.
Definitely not your dick.
As anyone who has
pee next to you ...
Know ... it's like
little finger of a dwarf.
- This ... not true.
- It is not true ...
Yes it is!
Because you have a luxurious office,
I even chair ...
This does not change ...
they really are.
The truth is that
're still nerd ...
That ... and I can still
to break into the wood.
But I will not do
and you know why?
Because I am
Stifmaister f***ing!
You can get
this work and
to put in
poutsotrypa you.
Because I have a
Bringing to run!
Guys!
Incidentally, there
I had a clue what I did here ...
So ... has very
work to do.
- Surprise.
- You did it!
Of course yes!
How about the Panatha
this year? I get it?
If you make the attack
them something to do.
We go back to "Dancing
With The Stars ";
I have not thought at all.
But it should!
Sorry, guys, but
have to forgive me.
Can I interrupt?
I do not know. Promise that
will not get undressed?
D Come to tease.
So?
Yes, of course.
- I'm going to get drinks.
- Okay.
- Hello.
- Hello.
How not to dance
filenaditsa you?
Me and A, we are done.
He wanted to be someone else.
Someone who did not want to be.
And what do you want to be, Chris?
Heather, I want it.
I want us.
And what about your career?
In Los Angeles?
Look, I know
is crazy and ...
I have ... all
answers for now ...
I see ... but very
I just know ...
I want that ... ...
I love you.
And I love you.
Yes we were in the Metro
and suffered a heart
and I saved his life.
Large sousouro happened.
You can gkougklarete.
- Yes it was.
- The guess.
Damn.
Excuse me.
Sorry!
What the hell is happening?
- Ron, I can explain.
- Seriously? With this type?
I am a surgeon, he
The guy is not even on ESPN.
- To relax, Ron.
- What will you do, you hit me?
I have an idea. What would you say,
for a dance competition?
This is not a
reality shows, okay?
This is the real world.
If you give me a punch ...
I do ... I'll sue for
that you have in your name.
I do not have one, motherf***er!
I am an a**hole!
- In F*** you.
- And f***!
Listen, we had a gamati
idea the other day.
Have you ever considered becoming
party organizer?
Why do we want to organize
in our wedding party.
Yes of course!
- I like!
- Great!
Thank you.
Thank you.
- D Thanks bro.
- Please.
- I have to tell you something.
- I do not need to explain.
Look, Paul, I did not like
because they ascended the Alps ...
Or ... killed a camel
with bare hands.
I like it, because you still
the same nice guy ...
Me ... who was
basically good in high school.
I'm still this
guy. Frankly I am.
You know, the last time
I was here was in the dance.
- I had no escort.
- Neither do I.
- I'm going to get something to drink.
- What?
- Both dance crap?
- Yes.
KEB!
- Tses!
- Let beard I see!
- I go too.
- Thank you.
Kidding.
Well, to finish.
I am a lesbian now.
- From here, my girlfriend, Ingrid.
- I was very happy.
- I.
- Lesbian?
I knew it! Why not kissed
to prove:
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