American Reunion Page #7

Synopsis: Over a decade has passed and the gang return to East Great Falls, Michigan, for the weekend. They will discover how their lives have developed as they gather for their high school reunion. How has life treated Michelle, Jim, Heather, Oz, Kevin, Vicky, Finch, Stifler, and Stifler's mom? In the summer of 1999, it was four boys on a quest to lose their virginity. Now Kara is a cute high school senior looking for the perfect guy to lose her virginity to.
Genre: Comedy
Production: Universal Studios
  1 win & 4 nominations.
 
IMDB:
6.7
Metacritic:
49
Rotten Tomatoes:
44%
R
Year:
2012
113 min
$55,300,000
Website
1,816 Views


is something you want to talk?

All right.

How often do you and mom ...

- You know ...

- This is the problem?

- You and Michelle, you have not ...

- Not lately.

No.

There is an erection problem?

Because sometimes, you

to gain a little time ...

- ... with the thumb of the hand.

- God.

- Just say. Well, is not it?

- No, no, that is.

Then it is good to have you in mind

you, because it never fails.

All right. No, things

in this section are good.

But since Evan was born,

moved away somewhat.

And since then

we found at all.

All right.

This is not a problem.

So do not worry.

- The know?

- Yes. Listen to me, Jim.

Before you were born, we did

with your mother every day.

No need to tell me that.

Sometimes even

and two or three times a day.

You know what happened

the 70s,

where many were

experiments.

Your mother liked to

says:
"dive for dollars."

And that's something ...

No.

Sorry, but no need ...

I understand.

You do not want to go.

Yes, you do not need.

The point is that when you child

become a dad and mom.

But it is very important to

not cease to be spouses.

If you do this,

will come and sex.

This actually has a lot of sense.

Can not wait

until you find yourself alone.

We should make

free time.

Why do you think were going to

Jewish school 3 times a week?

Sundays until 15:00.

Thursdays, 16:
00-19:00.

- Okay, I understand.

- Then why do you ask?

You know what you'll do fine.

Sorry to talk to you.

No, I exaggerate.

I'm sorry.

Just ...

... Thank you again.

Frankly I say.

Whenever you want.

Welcome, folks.

You will find tags

with your names.

Enjoy all.

- Ashley, good to see.

- Hey!

My God, Billy.

You look incredible.

Old was like a whale.

Bis, worried.

- Hello, children.

- Hey, Jim.

- Children. Where is A?

- He left this morning.

- Sorry.

- The Michelle?

- Not sure yet?

- Finch?

What happened? I called the department

over a thousand times.

I appreciate this a lot, Kevin.

But basically, the mother

I paid the guarantee.

Children, F*** you.

The machine belonged to my boss.

I had promised to increase

but when I gave ...

So ... ...

Simply ... I borrowed.

The truth is that my life

not at all interesting.

I am an assistant director in

Staples / Beyond, in New Jersey.

I lied to the best

My friends and I apologize.

You know, Finch, because you lost all

and you got a boring job ...

Like all of us ... does not mean

that we should feel shame.

- Yes, it does not count any of that.

- Yes.

This means a lot

for me, gentlemen.

What happened to your arm?

Spilled hot coffee on

my time driving.

Hurt too much though!

- Yes.

- Geez, Finch.

See a child here.

So crazy?

Look.

Many memories.

Steve Stifler.

I wish to continue partaroume

with these children.

He showed no sign yet?

I do not occur.

Stifler.

How you found?

We asked your mom.

No, no, I did nothing.

I wanted to apologize.

What we said yesterday

night, do not we meant.

But. And I understand why.

You think I'm an a**hole.

All right. In a

how are you little jerk.

But you're funny a**hole.

But it ceases to be a jerk.

Yeah dude ...

Were you of the reasons

high school was gamato.

Yes ...

Was in high school fucks.

Yes, it was.

But since the end ...

All began ... to find work,

be married to have children ...

... And other such bullshit.

Look at me now.

I'm the b*tch that

Here's part.

Stifler is not

none of us perfect life.

Especially my own.

What do you say to keep the party

and go to intercourse?

Together.

What the hell

going on here? God.

This is the a**hole.

You're not even close

to finish

your job ...

Hang out ... and here

talk to your buddies?

Sorry, but

can not explain.

No, Kevin!

- Allow me.

- Yes, Kevin, let's.

I hope you got good

excuse Safler.

Stifler my name, motherf***er!

Who the hell

think you are?

You're the dude

in front of your girlfriend?

Because we both know that

be with you for your money.

Definitely not your dick.

As anyone who has

pee next to you ...

Know ... it's like

little finger of a dwarf.

- This ... not true.

- It is not true ...

Yes it is!

Because you have a luxurious office,

I even chair ...

This does not change ...

they really are.

The truth is that

're still nerd ...

That ... and I can still

to break into the wood.

But I will not do

and you know why?

Because I am

Stifmaister f***ing!

You can get

this work and

to put in

poutsotrypa you.

Because I have a

Bringing to run!

Guys!

Incidentally, there

I had a clue what I did here ...

So ... has very

work to do.

- Surprise.

- You did it!

Of course yes!

How about the Panatha

this year? I get it?

If you make the attack

them something to do.

We go back to "Dancing

With The Stars ";

I have not thought at all.

But it should!

Sorry, guys, but

have to forgive me.

Can I interrupt?

I do not know. Promise that

will not get undressed?

D Come to tease.

So?

Yes, of course.

- I'm going to get drinks.

- Okay.

- Hello.

- Hello.

How not to dance

filenaditsa you?

Me and A, we are done.

He wanted to be someone else.

Someone who did not want to be.

And what do you want to be, Chris?

Heather, I want it.

I want us.

And what about your career?

In Los Angeles?

Look, I know

is crazy and ...

I have ... all

answers for now ...

I see ... but very

I just know ...

I want that ... ...

I love you.

And I love you.

Yes we were in the Metro

and suffered a heart

and I saved his life.

Large sousouro happened.

You can gkougklarete.

- Yes it was.

- The guess.

Damn.

Excuse me.

Sorry!

What the hell is happening?

- Ron, I can explain.

- Seriously? With this type?

I am a surgeon, he

The guy is not even on ESPN.

- To relax, Ron.

- What will you do, you hit me?

I have an idea. What would you say,

for a dance competition?

This is not a

reality shows, okay?

This is the real world.

If you give me a punch ...

I do ... I'll sue for

that you have in your name.

I do not have one, motherf***er!

I am an a**hole!

- In F*** you.

- And f***!

Listen, we had a gamati

idea the other day.

Have you ever considered becoming

party organizer?

Why do we want to organize

in our wedding party.

Yes of course!

- I like!

- Great!

Thank you.

Thank you.

- D Thanks bro.

- Please.

- I have to tell you something.

- I do not need to explain.

Look, Paul, I did not like

because they ascended the Alps ...

Or ... killed a camel

with bare hands.

I like it, because you still

the same nice guy ...

Me ... who was

basically good in high school.

I'm still this

guy. Frankly I am.

You know, the last time

I was here was in the dance.

- I had no escort.

- Neither do I.

- I'm going to get something to drink.

- What?

- Both dance crap?

- Yes.

KEB!

- Tses!

- Let beard I see!

- I go too.

- Thank you.

Kidding.

Well, to finish.

I am a lesbian now.

- From here, my girlfriend, Ingrid.

- I was very happy.

- I.

- Lesbian?

I knew it! Why not kissed

to prove:

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Jon Hurwitz

Jonathan Benjamin Hurwitz (born November 15, 1977) is an American screenwriter, director, and producer. more…

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