American Reunion Page #8

Synopsis: Over a decade has passed and the gang return to East Great Falls, Michigan, for the weekend. They will discover how their lives have developed as they gather for their high school reunion. How has life treated Michelle, Jim, Heather, Oz, Kevin, Vicky, Finch, Stifler, and Stifler's mom? In the summer of 1999, it was four boys on a quest to lose their virginity. Now Kara is a cute high school senior looking for the perfect guy to lose her virginity to.
Genre: Comedy
Production: Universal Studios
  1 win & 4 nominations.
 
IMDB:
6.7
Metacritic:
49
Rotten Tomatoes:
44%
R
Year:
2012
113 min
$55,300,000
Website
1,816 Views


You must be a Stifler.

I've heard a lot about you.

- Mostly negative.

- Relax, dude, what the dick?

- Jessica, I was glad to see you.

- Not so.

KEB, I think we should go

to talk to Vicky.

It is very sad.

Yes ... thank you.

- I was very happy.

- Are you man enough! Do you have a beard!

Kevin, no!

I'm fine.

Come on. I was totally a**hole

last night.

I am sad because

thought I would do that ...

Knowing ... that you're married.

I know you did not.

Frankly, I felt

more nervous.

When xanaeida, rekindled

old feelings in me and ...

I think I felt ... guilty.

The fact that ...

I still have ...

feelings for you ...

Something ... that means it is

we have is special.

Do not get me wrong.

I love Eli ...

More ... than anything else.

As time passed though,

you will always be my first love.

And you're always mine.

KEB, should try this

of sweet biscuits. It's awful.

Ellie, Vicky from here.

My God!

H. .. Vicky?

Kevin, I have been told

so much for you.

You're very lucky girl.

It's terrible child.

- Come dance with us.

- No, it does not matter.

- I know ...

- Yes, come on!

My name is Jim.

We were together in class

Mr. Li's English.

Seriously?

Yes, but sorry.

They do not remember.

I was the kid that everyone

saw on the internet?

Sorry, you must be

little more accurate.

Who prematurely ejaculate 2 times?

- Jim Levenstin!

- Yes, I'm Levenstin.

Now I remembered.

- How are you doing after high school?

- Well. Pretty good actually.

I married the most

beautiful woman in the world.

And we have the most beautiful child.

Sounds like everything is perfect.

They are willing to do the

Always be on Telly.

And on this I will try

to be the sexiest wife.

Seriously?

- Michelle, you're beautiful.

- Thank you.

- Want to dance?

- We would love.

- Stifler?

- Sherman?

The Sermanothreftis?

What the dick did you?

I was married.

I was a kid ...

... And broke.

- Sorry.

- I'm sure sorry.

But you know what? Least

I kept the small Furlong.

You gave the name of Eddie

Furlong to your child?

Yes, and you know why?

Because the Terminator 2 ...

Is ... still the best

film ever made.

Dude, you must

f*** me urgently!

- You must leave here.

- Time was!

It's a lost cause.

These women ...

Or are married ...

are human or pig.

Dude, what would you say to

an incredible experience?

Hasta la vista, Stifler.

Perfect. everybody jump,

except me.

- Sh*t.

- Sorry ...

Seeking Paul Finch;

has seen him anywhere?

- What do you want to Finch?

- I came to get him.

I am his mother.

OUAAAA:

Finch, a mother?

I mean ... you

Finch's mother:

- Yes. Are you friends?

- Yes!

Paul is my best

friend. I love him so much.

Now more than ever.

Basically, I do not think we

met. I'm Steven Stifler.

I'm Rachel.

What? What happened?

I feel that something very

bad will happen.

Do not worry.

I will be very quiet.

- Easy.

- I kaflosei!

- Yes!

- Yes!

These are!

- I do not think I can hold on!

- Keep the inside of you!

Also, I forgot how

I have missed.

Oh my God, Michelle!

I love you!

Jim?

Nadia?

Sorry! You

busy, right?

- Yes?

- Yes.

Nadia ...

I am very pleased ... to see you.

But you think you can

forgive us for a minute?

- Three!

- Three minutes.

All right.

It's nice that

're still together.

And I see that you have

improved greatly in this.

Thank you.

This is Jim? None

compared with what you say.

You know, when I was in high school

I went out with one of the lacrosse player.

Basically, I went out with

many of them.

What you're saying now.

Paul always wanted to

involved in sports,

but it never interested him.

Needless to

sweetens, Finch is chicken.

Yes, but not

got that from me.

I was head cheerleader.

And if I learned something from them

lacrosse players, is that ...

I like to ...

playing with sticks.

And playing with balls.

I love you.

Are you ready for me, Stifler?

Yes!

Go.

Michelle!

You are amazing!

Best and the

tilefonaki the bathroom?

Much better!

And better than that?

- Take it.

- Should not do that.

- Yet!

- Stifler!

Finch's mom!

- Call me Stifmaister!

- Yes, you're the Stifmaister!

Milf ...

Milf.

Milf.

- Tell me I'm the best.

- You're the best! / I

Milf.

Milf!

Milf!

- Your son is xeneroto!

- Stop talking about him! / I

Our first reunion

passed and the official story!

I do not know about you, but the

My evening ended very nicely.

- It was wonderful.

- I saw it all!

- It was unforgettable.

- Yes! He finished as a racehorse!

What happened to you, Stifler?

What has?

A gentleman does not say

ever its secrets, Jim.

Children ...

... Coming back.

Sorry for what

I said the other day.

No, I should

to apologize.

I can not believe

how they behaved that way.

I feel ashamed.

You do not.

When I was your age,

I was too obsessed with sex.

I know.

I saw on YouTube.

Of course you saw.

But thank you

for understanding.

Think about it and you were right.

Better to wait

for someone special.

It is difficult to find

good as someone like you.

Well, I'm

sure you will find.

I feel like a new man

after this weekend.

Is that sh*t

have to go.

Not me.

I'll leave from my job

and arrives shortly with Heather.

- Beautiful!

- You, Finch?

The Selina and I are planning

a short trip to Europe.

To get the phone

Your mother. Miss the most.

How do you know?

I think I finished it.

Back to reality?

You should not expect

until the next mating.

It should

we are every year.

What you say?

Until next time?

- Until next time.

- Until next time.

- I jumped the mother Finch!

- What?

What?

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Jon Hurwitz

Jonathan Benjamin Hurwitz (born November 15, 1977) is an American screenwriter, director, and producer. more…

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