American Reunion Page #8
You must be a Stifler.
I've heard a lot about you.
- Mostly negative.
- Relax, dude, what the dick?
- Jessica, I was glad to see you.
- Not so.
to talk to Vicky.
It is very sad.
Yes ... thank you.
- I was very happy.
- Are you man enough! Do you have a beard!
Kevin, no!
I'm fine.
Come on. I was totally a**hole
last night.
I am sad because
thought I would do that ...
Knowing ... that you're married.
I know you did not.
Frankly, I felt
more nervous.
When xanaeida, rekindled
old feelings in me and ...
I think I felt ... guilty.
The fact that ...
I still have ...
feelings for you ...
Something ... that means it is
we have is special.
Do not get me wrong.
I love Eli ...
More ... than anything else.
As time passed though,
you will always be my first love.
And you're always mine.
KEB, should try this
of sweet biscuits. It's awful.
Ellie, Vicky from here.
My God!
H. .. Vicky?
Kevin, I have been told
so much for you.
You're very lucky girl.
It's terrible child.
- Come dance with us.
- No, it does not matter.
- I know ...
- Yes, come on!
My name is Jim.
We were together in class
Mr. Li's English.
Seriously?
Yes, but sorry.
They do not remember.
I was the kid that everyone
saw on the internet?
Sorry, you must be
little more accurate.
Who prematurely ejaculate 2 times?
- Jim Levenstin!
- Yes, I'm Levenstin.
Now I remembered.
- How are you doing after high school?
- Well. Pretty good actually.
I married the most
beautiful woman in the world.
And we have the most beautiful child.
Sounds like everything is perfect.
They are willing to do the
Always be on Telly.
And on this I will try
to be the sexiest wife.
Seriously?
- Michelle, you're beautiful.
- Thank you.
- Want to dance?
- We would love.
- Stifler?
- Sherman?
The Sermanothreftis?
What the dick did you?
I was married.
I was a kid ...
... And broke.
- Sorry.
- I'm sure sorry.
But you know what? Least
I kept the small Furlong.
You gave the name of Eddie
Furlong to your child?
Yes, and you know why?
Because the Terminator 2 ...
Is ... still the best
film ever made.
Dude, you must
f*** me urgently!
- You must leave here.
- Time was!
It's a lost cause.
These women ...
Or are married ...
are human or pig.
Dude, what would you say to
an incredible experience?
Hasta la vista, Stifler.
Perfect. everybody jump,
except me.
- Sh*t.
- Sorry ...
Seeking Paul Finch;
has seen him anywhere?
- What do you want to Finch?
- I came to get him.
I am his mother.
OUAAAA:
Finch, a mother?
I mean ... you
Finch's mother:
- Yes. Are you friends?
- Yes!
Paul is my best
friend. I love him so much.
Now more than ever.
Basically, I do not think we
met. I'm Steven Stifler.
I'm Rachel.
What? What happened?
I feel that something very
bad will happen.
Do not worry.
I will be very quiet.
- Easy.
- I kaflosei!
- Yes!
- Yes!
These are!
- I do not think I can hold on!
- Keep the inside of you!
Also, I forgot how
I have missed.
Oh my God, Michelle!
I love you!
Jim?
Nadia?
Sorry! You
busy, right?
- Yes?
- Yes.
Nadia ...
I am very pleased ... to see you.
But you think you can
forgive us for a minute?
- Three!
- Three minutes.
All right.
It's nice that
're still together.
And I see that you have
improved greatly in this.
Thank you.
This is Jim? None
compared with what you say.
You know, when I was in high school
I went out with one of the lacrosse player.
Basically, I went out with
many of them.
What you're saying now.
Paul always wanted to
involved in sports,
but it never interested him.
Needless to
sweetens, Finch is chicken.
Yes, but not
got that from me.
I was head cheerleader.
And if I learned something from them
lacrosse players, is that ...
I like to ...
playing with sticks.
And playing with balls.
I love you.
Are you ready for me, Stifler?
Yes!
Go.
Michelle!
You are amazing!
Best and the
tilefonaki the bathroom?
Much better!
And better than that?
- Take it.
- Should not do that.
- Yet!
- Stifler!
Finch's mom!
- Call me Stifmaister!
- Yes, you're the Stifmaister!
Milf ...
Milf.
Milf.
- Tell me I'm the best.
- You're the best! / I
Milf.
Milf!
Milf!
- Your son is xeneroto!
- Stop talking about him! / I
Our first reunion
passed and the official story!
I do not know about you, but the
My evening ended very nicely.
- It was wonderful.
- I saw it all!
- It was unforgettable.
- Yes! He finished as a racehorse!
What happened to you, Stifler?
What has?
A gentleman does not say
ever its secrets, Jim.
Children ...
... Coming back.
Sorry for what
I said the other day.
No, I should
to apologize.
I can not believe
how they behaved that way.
I feel ashamed.
You do not.
When I was your age,
I was too obsessed with sex.
I know.
I saw on YouTube.
Of course you saw.
But thank you
for understanding.
Think about it and you were right.
Better to wait
for someone special.
It is difficult to find
good as someone like you.
Well, I'm
sure you will find.
I feel like a new man
after this weekend.
Is that sh*t
have to go.
Not me.
I'll leave from my job
and arrives shortly with Heather.
- Beautiful!
- You, Finch?
The Selina and I are planning
a short trip to Europe.
To get the phone
Your mother. Miss the most.
How do you know?
I think I finished it.
Back to reality?
You should not expect
until the next mating.
It should
we are every year.
What you say?
Until next time?
- Until next time.
- Until next time.
- I jumped the mother Finch!
- What?
What?
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