American Splendor Page #10
TOBY:
No, I’m driving to Toledo to see a
movie. Would you like to come?
HARVEY:
Nah. I gotta fly to Delaware
tonight. I’m gettin’ married.
53.
TOBY:
Oh. Why Delaware?
HARVEY:
The chick I’m marryin’ is from
Wilmington. Plus, I gotta help her
move her stuff here.
(a beat)
Why you drivin’ ta Toledo to see a
movie?
TOBY:
It’s not playing at the Mapletown.
(a beat)
I didn’t know you had a girlfriend,
Harvey.
HARVEY:
Yeah. We met last week.
Harvey opens the car door and slides in with Toby.
HARVEY (cont’d)
Toby, what movie could possibly be
worth drivin’ 260 miles round trip
for?
.
TOBY:
It’s a new film called “Revenge of
the Nerds.” It’s about a group of
nerd college students who are being
picked on all the time by the
jocks, so they decide to take
revenge. I already saw it once.
HARVEY:
Wow, ya really dig this movie.
TOBY:
I like it a lot, Harvey.
HARVEY:
What are these nerds like? How
would you describe them?
TOBY:
Hmm... Nerds are smart but they
look and act differently than other
people. Like nerds might wear
polyester button-down shirts and
flood pants where their ankles and
their socks are showing.
54.
Toby spills some catsup on his polyester button-down shirt.
He stands up to get a napkin, revealing his flood pants.
HARVEY:
So what yer sayin’ is you identify
with those nerds?
TOBY:
(rubbing out the catsup)
Yes, I consider myself a nerd. And
this movie has uplifted me.
There’s this one scene where a nerd
grabs the microphone during a pep
rally and announces that he is a
nerd and that he is proud of it and
stands up for the rights of other
nerds. Then, he asks the kids at
the pep rally who think they are
nerds to come forward ... So nearly
everyone in the place does. That’s
the way the movie ends.
HARVEY:
So the nerds won, huh?
TOBY:
(smiling)
Yes.
Harvey grabs the rest of Toby’s fries and opens the door to
leave.
HARVEY:
Wow. You got this movie an’ I’m
gettin’ hitched. We both had a
good month, huh?
TOBY:
(finishing his last
burger)
Right. Harvey, how long are you
going to be in Delaware because I’d
really like to see this movie with
you?
HARVEY:
I’m only goin’ for a week but then
I’ll have a wife, so I’ll have to
take her along. Is it a girl
flick?
.
55.
TOBY:
Depends on the girl. What kind of
girl is your new bride? Is she a
nerd?
HARVEY:
I don’t know, man. Maybe. She’s
into herbal teas.
Toby watches Harvey saunter off. He returns to his last
hamburger.
CUT TO:
EXT. MOVIE THEATER - 1980’S - NIGHT
A brightly lit marquee reads, “REVENGE OF THE NERDS.”
The doors to the theater open and a crowd pours onto the
street.
HARVEY, JOYCE and TOBY are among them. Toby proudly wears a
“Genuine Nerd” button on his striped shirt.
JOYCE:
I agree with Toby. I think it’s a
story of hope and tolerance.
TOBY:
Yes. It’s about time that the
people who get picked on get to be
the heroes.
Harvey scrunches his face in disbelief.
HARVEY:
It’s an entertaining flick an’ I
can see why you like it Toby, but
those people on the screen ain’t
even supposed to be you! They’re
college students whose parents live
in big houses in the suburbs.
They’re gonna get degrees, get good
jobs and stop being nerds.
Joyce hits Harvey.
JOYCE:
Harvey, what did I say about loud
talking? Use your inside voice.
56.
HARVEY:
(whispering loudly)
Look Toby, the guys in that movie
are not 28-year-old file clerks who
live with their grandmothers in an
ethnic ghetto.
JOYCE:
That’s enough, Harvey.
HARVEY:
They didn’t get their computers
like you did -- by trading in a
bunch of box tops and $49.50 at the
supermarket.
Joyce folds her arms in disapproval. Toby starts to laugh.
TOBY:
You’re funny Harvey.
Harvey looks at him, disappointed. He shakes his head.
HARVEY:
Sure, Toby. Go to the movies and
daydream, but “Revenge of the
Nerds” ain’t reality. It’s just
Hollywood bullshit.
.
CUT TO:
EXT. TOBY’S CAR -- A FEW MOMENTS LATER
ANGLE ON TOBY’S CAR (through windshield)
Toby and Joyce continue to analyze the movie in the front
seat as Toby starts the ignition.
CUT TO:
INT. TOBY’S CAR
Slouched, grumpy and alone on the back seat, Harvey’s still
annoyed by the movie.
REAL HARVEY (V.O.)
Okay, maybe I was bein’ so harsh on
Toby onna count a’ my own problems.
57.
REAL HARVEY(cont'd)
Y’see, I wasn’t even married a
month and my old lady was already
showin’ signs a’ trouble. Granted,
I tend ta get married fast ‘cause
I’ll take any woman that’ll have
me, but this time I really met my
match ...
CUT TO:
INT. REHEARSAL STUDIO - PRESENT - DAY
HIGH DEFINITION VIDEO DOCUMENTARY FOOTAGE
A few items indicating film production are in the frame.
At a table in the foreground, BOB THE DIRECTOR discusses the
character of Joyce with the ACTRESS playing her. The actress
just nods as the director goes on.
We can see THE REAL JOYCE sitting with THE REAL HARVEY in the
distance.
DIRECTOR:
Okay, I think the thing with Joyce
is that as manic as Harvey can be,
she matches him with depression.
In that way they complete each
other. I mean, she’s obviously a
very smart woman, but she has a lot
of trouble functioning in a world
she can’t control. And she’s
totally obsessed with all things
negative; y’know, diseases,
dysfuctions, etc.
THE REAL JOYCE and REAL HARVEY listen curiously -- sometimes
pleased, sometimes displeased -- as their personalities are
dissected and boiled down to a few phrases.
CLOSER SHOT OF REAL JOYCE AND HARVEY
.
The REAL JOYCE puts in her two cents about the actress
playing her. She rants about what it’s like to be portrayed
in a movie, and having a character arc imposed on her life.
She moves into talking about her relationship with Harvey,
and the first years of their marriage -- how impossible it
was to live with him.
The REAL HARVEY just rolls his eyes.
58.
END HIGH DEFINITION VIDEO DOCUMENTARY FOOTAGE
CUT TO:
INT. HARVEY’S LIVING ROOM - 1980’S - DAY
JOYCE is on a cleaning rampage. She rummages through piles
upon piles of records while HARVEY paces nervously.
JOYCE:
What about these 78’s, Harvey?
Can’t you sell them to one of those
collectors?
HARVEY:
Are ya kidding? No way, man. I
ain’t getting rid of my 78’s.
Joyce throws down the records in frustration. Harvey runs
over to check if they’re scratched.
JOYCE:
(angry)
Forget it then. I give up! How
can I make more storage space, if
you won’t get rid of anything?
HARVEY:
I’ll get rid of stuff. Just not my
good stuff.
JOYCE:
Everything’s your good stuff. How
am I supposed to live here, if
there’s no room for me?
HARVEY:
Aw come on, baby. I’ll make room
for ya. You just have to give me
time. I’m not so good at these
kind of things.
JOYCE:
That’s because you’re obsessive
compulsive Harvey.
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