Amigo Undead Page #7
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- 2015
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you were gonna come out here
unless I made something like that up.
You wanna know why I never
come out to see you?
No. I know why. It's 'cause
of the mom and dad thing.
You think it's my fault and I'm sorry.
No. That was just the last straw.
I never come out to see you
because you're a disaster.
Mom and dad spent every second
cleaning up after the mess you made.
They barely had any time for me at all.
Oh, wah, wah, I'm Kevin.
I have baggage and f***ing issues.
You don't take anything
seriously, do you?
Maybe. I don't know.
You know, we haven't even talked
about the wake of dead bodies
we left out here on this adventure.
I don't even want to think
about what's in store for us.
What? How is any of this my fault?
It's just your energy.
My energy?
Oh, excuse me, Yani,
maybe you should stop blaming me
happens in your life, you know?
Sometimes sh*t happens.
Yeah. Sh*t happens to you.
Because you're careless
and you're a f***ing loser.
Well, at least I cared
enough to call you.
Goodbye, Norm.
Don't ever call me again.
What?
Kevin, where are you going?
Oh, come back man.
I'm lonely.
I don't have any friends!
Well, f***.
I'll miss you, buddy.
You have two new messages.
Message one.
Yo, it's Finn, more bad news.
I saw my chiropractor
yesterday. Not good, bro.
I'm on Vicodin and some other sh*t.
You know, like something heavy.
Anyway, I had to get a new bed
and one of those like futuristic
foam bed things, you know?
And I've been doing this
therapeutic massage session
That ain't that bad,
you know, happy endings.
Anyway, I'll be sending the bills
and all that crap. Just
giving you a heads up anyway.
Hey, call me if you
Message two.
Hey, Kevin, it's Jason at work.
Listen, you know that
bond fun you've got?
You know, the one you've
been Hawking around?
You know, we're kind
of tanked yesterday,
a lot of angry people
over here, it's crazy.
I wouldn't have thought
that could happen
with it being so diversified and all.
Well, anyway, that's what happened.
So I'll see you when you get back.
Sh*t happens.
Hello?
Hey, Kevin it's me.
Hey, listen, Norm.
I may have overreacted back there.
I'm sorry man.
I should just come back
and talk to you in person.
Yeah, you probably don't
want to do that right now.
You were right, we didn't
Oh my God. I'll be there
in a minute. Where are you?
while I get eviscerated
by an immortal demon?
Just go, live your life.
I guess this is goodbye.
I love you, buddy.
Hi. I'm sorry.
I know this is weird and
completely out of the blue,
but we buried a guy out in the desert
like some Indian curse
keeps coming back to life.
And he's trying to kill my brother.
You buried someone in the desert?
Well, it was an accident.
He choked on a hotdog.
It's complicated, but I didn't
know where else to go.
And he won't die.
And you guys are the only
Indians or I'm sorry,
native Americans I've ever met
so I thought maybe
there was like a chant
or a magical dagger or something?
He says, "sucks to be your brother."
Please. There's nothing you can do?
My brother is the only
family I have left.
I'll do whatever it takes.
So I guess, eventually, I have to sleep
and that's when you'll get me, right?
You're like the lamest monster ever.
Hey.
What's going on?
What are they talking about?
It's some sort of curse.
When the white man took the land,
an angry chief put a curse on it.
Hey, Kevin.
This is really weird.
My father says that when
he inherited the curse.
And when you buried the body,
the curse was initiated.
And unfortunately, it cannot be lifted.
Oh, great.
Back to square one.
But you can transfer
to take the land from you.
I'll take it.
Just give it to me, Norm.
No way, I wouldn't do that to you.
Does anybody know any
really ill cancer kids
Or maybe just a real a**hole?
Give me one second.
He says you have five minutes.
- Yo!
- Hey, Finn, this is Kevin,
the guy who hit you.
Oh, yeah.
How you doing, man?
Listen, as you know,
I'm a financial adviser
and my job is to find
really lucrative
opportunities for my clients.
that my brother introduced me to
and I wanted to share it with you.
Really? I'm listening.
Okay. Well, it's land.
It's out in the desert.
It's beautiful land,
it's prime for development.
It's really to die for.
Why the hell would
I want to buy some land
out in the middle of the desert?
Look, Finn, man to man,
I just lost a lot of money
and I don't think you'll be able to get
as much out of me
as you thought you would.
But this land is worth
way more than that,
millions at least.
How about I just give it to you?
Mm-hmm.
And if it doesn't turn
out to be everything
you had hoped for, you can
still take me to the cleaners?
Does that sound fair?
So you're just gonna give it to me?
Yeah. Free and clear.
All you have to do is accept it.
I think you deserve it, buddy.
All right.
I'll take it.
But if this desert thing
doesn't pan out,
Okay, Finn. Good bye.
Jovan?
Jovan!
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
I don't get it.
What just happened?
You transferred the curse.
The demon must have gone
to a different host.
But he can just transfer
to another body?
Why the hell didn't he do that before?
How the hell should we know?
We just sell crap by
the side of the road.
Hey, you speak English.
Yeah, yeah.
That's just an act
so I don't have to talk
to people like you.
Oh.
So I never got your name.
Annie.
Annie, it's a very nice name.
- Let's go.
- Okay, bye.
Thanks for coming back, Kevin.
It's a long story, Jovan.
So, what now?
I don't know.
Breakfast sounds good.
My treat?
Pancakes.
Hey, I just remembered.
We can still make that
found footage movie.
What do you say, Kevin?
Ready to break box office records?
Maybe we should first
figure out our alibi, Norm.
They were out of regular
so I got your diet.
Hey!
What, are you f***ing sleeping on me?
It's time for some road head, wake up!
Hey, I'm talking to you, retard!
What the f***?
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