Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues Page #13
that you would do good.
- Now, go.
- RON:
I knew it!Go to your son's recital.
I knew you had mind powers!
And make it the greatest
day of your life!
Almighty, Almighty,
light the fuse on my call.
Thirty-niner-niner-14,
cook these fools.
I repeat, cook these fools.
We've got to get out of here.
There's too much news!
Man, what a rush!
The monster's my friend!
Ron, we can still make
your kid's recital!
(LAUGHS) Hey, Ronny.
Jack Lime, please, I just want
to get to my son's recital.
No! That is out of the question!
We're outnumbered, Ron.
Foam the runway, I'm coming in hot!
(TIRES SCREECHING)
(SINGING) Old MacDonald had a farm
And then four guys
Wes Mantooth and the
Channel Nine news team!
Hey, what the hell are
you guys doing here?
This is a national news fight.
You made one mistake today.
You messed with somebody
from San Diego.
It's actually pronounced San Diago.
Hell, Ron and I may not
agree on everything,
but we share the bond of being
from the greatest city in
the history of this Earth.
(LAUGHING)
Well, ain't that cute?
But you're outnumbered
three-to-one.
Why don't you go back to your mama?
Don't you use my
mom's name in vain.
Dorothy Mantooth was a
hard-working single woman
who raised seven
children on her own,
and she remained sexually
active till the day she died.
She brought pole dancing
into the mainstream.
Now here's the thing.
While I've been talking,
my news team has emptied
their gas tanks at your feet.
I drop this smoke and every
one of you goes "poof."
Well, you forgot one
thing, leatherman.
You drop that smoke, you die, too.
(LAUGHING)
With the things I've
done in my life,
oh, I know I'm going
to burn in hell.
So I sure as sh*t ain't afraid
to burn here on Earth.
Oh, my goodness!
That's the most badass
thing I have ever heard.
All right!
Looks like this fight's over.
(SIGHS)
Let's go, boys.
Yay! We won! Let's celebrate!
Sparklers!
- No, no, no, Brick!
- ALL:
No!(CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING)
(MUSIC ENDS)
(ALL APPLAUDING)
- Bravo! Bravo.
- Yeah. Whoo!
Dad!
Son, I fought a
Minotaur to be here.
And I'd do it again.
Dad! Together we can defeat voodoo!
NARRATOR:
Ron had finallylearned how to love his son
and his wife more than his career.
And as it turned out,
his walking off the news
was the highest-rated
TV event of the year.
He and his news team,
along with Veronica,
could have any job they wanted.
But before that, they had one
little thing to take care of.
And now, before I join this
couple in holy matrimony,
Brick and Chani ask us to join them
My dearest Brick.
Everything I have is yours.
My four lawnmowers. My sister.
My 35 ferrets. My massive student
loan and real estate debt.
It's all yours.
Oh, Chani.
exact moment I saw you.
My pee-pee got all uncomfortable
in my pants, and I thought,
"Here comes the warm milkshake
out of the tip of my belly stick."
Wait! Look!
Walter, Walter, honey, shh!
Look in the water!
It's Doby!
Oh, my God.
It's Doby! Doby!
VERONICA:
Ron, what are you doing?He's not your friend!
Doby!
CHAMP:
Ron! That's a shark!VERONICA:
He will eat you!(SINGING) Old friends
Old friends
Doby!
Sat on their park
bench like bookends
Oh, my God!
The shark actually recognizes him!
(SCREAMING)
BRIAN:
Nope.Doby! Doby, it's me! Ron!
NARRATOR:
If a man dieswith love in his heart,
does he truly die?
Absolutely!
But on this day, Ron Burgundy's grapple
with this denizen from the deep
was halted by 28 pounds
of furry providence.
(BARKING)
(ALL SHOUTING)
RON:
I bottle-fed you!(SCREAMS)
Baxter!
(GASPING)
(BARKING)
Baxter!
Baxter! Ah, yes!
- (LAUGHING)
- (BARKING)
I know, I know, I love you, too.
(PANTING)
Oh. Come on.
(CROWD APPLAUDS)
(CROWD CHEERING)
All right, let's do it.
You guys think...
I don't know how to use a computer.
RON:
Hey, fellas.I just saw Jack Lime out there.
He's a goddamn iceman.
Scared the crap out of me.
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