Andaz Apna Apna Page #10

Sitting in the garden, he reads the

newspaper for exactly 9.30 minutes.

- He's at the Golf Club at 9 a.m.

- Knows nothing, but plays Golf too!

Then, for exactly 13 minutes, he

walks about the golf-course all alone.

That's it!

When he's alone!

Fresh lime juice.

He must be kidnapped by now!

There will be a phone call, too!

Don't you go on ranting in there.

You'll spoil the whole show.

Just stay by my side silently.

I only meant to help you, pal.

You want to get married?

Then please don't help me!

- You're looking very beautiful.

- Is Daddy at home?

Why are both of you so quiet?

- Has your Dad scolded you again?

- There's no trace of Dad.

He hasn't even returned home.

He hasn't been kidnapped, has he?

He talks nonsense.

Your Dad will be back.

I'm getting scared.

There isn't even a telephone call.

There will be a telephone call soon!

What?!

Uncle has been kidnapped!

The ransom is Rs.50 lakhs!

- 50 lakhs?!

- Give the phone to me...

Ask them why it is 50 lakhs...

It's disconnected?

Please don't worry...

Your father is our father!

We'll risk our

lives to save him!

We'll be back in a jiffy!

I mean, it'll be difficult!

Please don't cry... you too.

The plan's successful!

The girls and the old man will be happy!

Congratulations on the Wedding!

Hey listen!

Uncle hasn't been kidnapped.

It's all a stunt of Amar and Prem.

- How do you know?

- I heard them talking.

- They planned to please uncle.

- How's that?

They'll first have him kidnapped

and them have him released...

...they'll be heroes in his opinion, right?

Yes! But how much of trouble

they've put us through.

We'll teach them a lesson, too.

It's incredible!

Honestly tell us, for how long

have you been in this business?

What's up now?

Instead of asking for 5 lakhs,

why did you ask for 50?

- Oh no!

- It's okay if you asked...

...but who's going to pay up?

We haven't asked for Rs.50 lakhs...

He has.

- Who's 'he'?

- Yes, who's 'he'?

The one who kidnapped

Ramgopal Bajaj.

- What did you say?

- I'll explain...

Everything went off according to our plan...

...we even had him in our trap.

But then...

There was a sudden attack on our heads.

The earth split, the heavens fell and...

Cut out the details!

This has turned serious, Prem.

There seems to be an

organized gang behind all this.

You're looking very smart today.

Has Uncle returned?

- He will.

- He's been kidnapped by a big gang.

We know that.

They've asked for Rs.50 lakhs.

The money will be paid.

It's okay... he's their father.

They're not bothered. Why should we?

Sit down. There's food here.

Let's eat.

- You don't seem to understand...

- A big gang and a small amount...

...only Rs.50 lakhs?!

Rs.50 lakhs?!

That's too much!

We were asking only for Rs.5 lakhs.

And he felt that was too much, too!

He should be ashamed!

You've arranged for the money, haven't you?

We have your bosses here.

Talk to them.

My boss?!

Who's this boss of mine?!

- This is Amar speaking.

- Give the phone to Raveena, punk!

- He wants to talk to you.

- I don't want to talk.

Tell me, what is it?

Give the phone to

Raveena, will you?!

- He wants to talk to you.

- He's your man. You talk to him.

They're not willing to talk.

Tell me whatever it is.

You donkey, idiot, scoundrel... rascal, ape...

You're a donkey and your father, too!

Speak now or I'll disconnect!

Listen!

Ramgopal Bajaj is in our custody.

If you want him alive, come to

the old temple with Rs.50 lakhs.

If you act smart, we'll

knock him off. Understand?

Your father's kidnapped, and

you're not even talking to him!

Enough is enough!

There's a limit to these jokes.

Now go and bring my father home.

We have not kidnapped your father.

But I heard you talking about

your plans. What about that?

Prem will explain that to you.

Explain it to them, Prem.

Yes.

That is exactly how it happened.

It means, our men did really try to kidnap him...

...but he was kidnapped by these guys.

What?!

Has Daddy really been kidnapped?!

Now look; it's our mistake...

...we will even risk our lives to save him.

Your father is...

...well, not out father.

Our fathers are back home.

- Let's go.

- You can cry if you wish.

- Here's a napkin.

- Let's go.

So, you converted your

earnings into diamonds, eh?

- How did you know?

- How did I know, eh?!

I won't give you the diamonds, even if I die.

Who'll bother you if you're dead anyway?

Now listen Ramu... quietly

give me the locker-number...

...I'm being tolerant because

you're my brother...

...or I would have finished you off long ago!

I've asked for Rs.50 lakhs, for your safety.

Your daughters must be on

their way with the money.

With Rs.50 lakhs, the police will be silenced...

...and I'll lead a peaceful

life as Ramgopal Bajaj.

Neither will the locker be out

of reach, nor the number.

Certainly not the keys, and

not at all the diamonds!

I asked for Rs.50 lakhs...

they're carrying it in that bag!?

- Must be 50 checks of a lakh each!

- Shut up!

I'll go and find out.

Amar... let's return.

He hasn't turned up.

I don't think he will.

I want to urinate... we'll

return tomorrow morning.

Wait.

Getting scared, are you?

No, not scared... I'm a bit frightened of nights.

Why get frightened?

I'm with you! Don't be...

- Why are you screaming?!

- Don't scream!

- What is it?

- Where's the dough?

- Here it is...

- Wait!

- Where's uncle?

- Where's the money?

- Here it is!

- Look, we're not novices...

...we want to see uncle, before

we show you the money. Right?

- See this...

- What is it? What is...

Give it to him! Hurry up!

What are you waiting for?

- This is small change!

- Small change?

It nothing less than Rs. 8,535.39!

Do you think I'd rob a piggy-bank?

This isn't ransom, it's more

like a donation for funerals!

- We've brought all we had.

- Yes...

I had asked for Rs.50 lakhs.

Where is it?

Where will we get

Rs.50 lakhs from?

- Why?

- You have a faulty plan!

You kidnapped the father

and asked the daughter.

You should have kidnapped the

daughter and threatened the father!

You've got it all wrong!

He seems to be a novice!

- Shut up! Or I'll shoot you!

- Sorry!

Get Ramu ready.

They've brought only Rs.7,000.

Didn't I say they're smart?

The shorter one...

We'll manage with this.

Don't you dare touch the money.

Keep an eye on Ramgopal;

I'll keep coming.

I'm leaving now; don't spend a penny.

- Uncle's come!

- We risked our lives for you!

- Okay, let's go.

- Yes, let's go.

- You can sit behind.

- Come here, in the middle.

- Push up a little. Come here...

- Yes... but how will I drive?

Are you comfortable?

- Sit on the bar there.

- Yes, on the bar here.

But how will I drive?

Sit in his lap, uncle!

- Yes, in my lap!

- Get down!

Sit in his lap, they say!

Get down!

He's an idiot... he won't even

know we're sitting here!

Get this thing, clearly.

If you love us, you'll have to

forsake your father and his wealth.

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