Andaz Apna Apna Page #11

We agree, Prem...

...but father has changed a lot.

For someone who used to hate

liquor, he simply gulps it down!

Do you know the kind of foul language he uses!

It happens...

...it's the gangsters' influence

on him. Forget him!

- He's spoilt!

- Hitler is a write-off, eh?!

This is no time to joke.

He searched the house the other day,

as he were a cop in a thief's house!

He overturned the entire house last night.

- Overturned?

- Overturned?!

What's this?

Uncle? In this condition?

My God!

The world changes in seconds!

It's good that Karisma and

Raveena didn't come, too.

They would have wept, had

they seen this side of him.

I'm thinking of his late wife.

- Her soul must be in turmoil now!

- Great turmoil!

But so quickly?

He was okay just now.

He's okay even now.

But since when has he picked up these vices?

- I think there's some suspense.

- Suspense?

- The film 'Seeta Aur Geeta'!

- No! It was 'Ram Aur Shyam'!

Not one, but two uncles!

There's only one uncle.

The other's a look-alike.

Just like him!

- Let's go to the police.

- No, not the police.

This is the opportunity to

turn heroes in his opinion.

- How?

- Somehow or the other...

...we have to lock up the fake

one and pull out the real uncle!

Do you think I'd tell your clowns

about the diamonds, too?

- What?

- I'll give you the diamonds.

I?

I'll own Rs.30 crores?

I'll lead a decent life now.

I'll fulfill a dream that I had in

the corner of my heart for years.

I'll start a poultry farm.

I'll have thousands of birds.

Which will lay lakhs of eggs.

That will lead to many crore

new birds and many more eggs!

And billions of omelets!

I'll supply the bread to eat those eggs too.

I'll even have a bakery.

The Ling of Bakeries... and

the Emperor of Omelets!

"Our own Bajaj..."

You'll make omelets with

my hard-earned money, eh?

You'll start a bakery for the bread, too, eh?

Oh God!

Thank you very much!

What are you animals doing here?

We were awaiting you, uncle!

He looks just like our Uncle!

All that free food has made him fat!

We'll cut him down to size!

Uncle, get up!

We're here, Uncle!

Hurry up, uncle!

Let's go home!

Raveena and Karisma are

awaiting you there. Let's go!

- We risked our lives to save you.

- Yes, that's true!

Bravo! Bravo!

Tie him up, properly.

Lest he escapes again.

Yes! Let's do it again!

- What's this, uncle?

- I'm not 'uncle'!

I'm Teja!

He cleverly locked me in...

...and you cleverly pulled

me out and put him in!

Amuse yourself with rummy.

I'm off to play my game! Bye!

You're all mixed up, Uncle!

You're the real uncle!

Forget him and take care of

this chap. He can get violent!

I'll kill both of you!

He's not uncle,

I am!

You should have at least asked me who I was!

I had got out with great difficulty!

I knew when I first saw you that

you're the greatest fools ever!

I still haven't cooled down.

Donkeys! Owls! Apes! Illiterate bums...

Don't you dare utter another word!

We were just beginning to understand

who's Karisma and who's Raveena...

...and here's another!

Who's uncle?!

Is this a family-disease?

Is it our mistake that you resemble each other?

Had we asked your parents

to give birth to twins?

That too, a crook like him?!

What is to be done now?

Don't you dare move!

Don't wipe that off!

Come now...

Let's think of something.

What I can't understand, sir...

...is why do Hindi films portray

gangsters and villains...

...as stupid and morons?

Because all of them are not smart as we are.

- Where the hell were you?!

- What is that to you?

I'm Teja...

Open the door!

- So, you're Teja, eh?

- I... speak up!

This man is Teja.

If this is Teja, who is that man outside?

He was Ramgopal Bajaj.

He tricked me and locked me inside!

Then why did he leave these clowns with you?

Why don't you speak?!

You don't understand; He doesn't

want us to marry his daughters!

That's why he's

locked us inside.

- Look at this mark!

- Mark?

What mark is that?

Look at this pack of cards...

Your game will be over!

These are Teja's cards...

We've made a mistake!

- Open them! Where are the keys!?

- I'll finish the game!

- Hurry up, Robert.

- I'll finish your game!

I hope you didn't have any difficulty in there, sir.

Don't touch us!

We'll handle everything now.

Explain everything, Teja.

- What's there to explain?

- They are very understanding...

...their faces tell us how smart they are.

Don't smile! Straighten your cap and follow me!

This is Prem here.

We're bringing Uncle...

...till then, keep an eye on Uncle.

- Aw, shut up!

- What's he saying?

That man at home is not uncle.

He's an impostor.

He's Teja. Keep an eye on

him till we reach there.

But he's just

left with the keys!

He must have gone to the bank.

Don't worry.

We'll send the real uncle home...

...and go to the bank to

nab the fake one. Let's go.

There he goes! Catch him!

Wait!

I was a champ at stone-throwing!

It's found the mark!

'Rabbit' throws well!

Robert, not Rabbit!

Hurry!

We've found the diamonds, sir.

Bravo!

We'll call Teja and tell him we've

found this. He'll reward you!

Till Teja recovers...

I mean, keep hitting him!

They'll call Teja and ask him

to kill this chap. And then...

My dear!

My name is Crime Master Gogo!

I'll have his eye-balls for marbles!

I won't spare anyone!

Not even Teja!

- He's my father, not Teja.

- Teja's gone to the bank.

What's this fuss about?

Take all of them with us!

They disappeared after

they went to make that call.

Where's your boss, Teja?

Where are my diamonds?

- He's gone to fetch the girls.

- Amar's giving the diamonds to Teja.

- Bajaj is lying there.

- Bajaj is in the car!

- No, this is Bajaj.

- Bajaj is in my car!

Hey! Where are you going?

- I was looking for you.

- Why?

He's disappeared with uncle and the two girls.

- Who?

- Crime Master Gogo.

He's asked you to reach here with

the diamonds if you want them alive.

And he's also said that if you inform the police...

- Then what?

- The obvious.

He seems to be a master at the game.

Get down quickly...

Careful.

I'll play marbles with your eye-balls!

- Put your hands up!

- They were always up there!

Come on... follow me!

Amar and Prem are here!

But why are they walking with their hands up?

The two clowns!

Careful!

- Your apron, my Gogo.

- I'll pick it up!

Hi! Hello! How are you?

Hello there! Hi...

Shut up! What are you greeting

them for? Are you at a party?

They have the diamonds, Gogo!

- Hello, uncle!

- I'm not uncle. I'm Teja!

But Teja has a mark on his face.

Right, Robert?

- Yes. You must have the mark.

- What mark?

- Which mark is this?

- I'm Teja, my name is Teja too!

I'm Teja, Ramu...

I am Teja!

You'd better listen, Ramu.

I'm Teja!

- I'm Teja!

- I am! I have the mark!

- To hell with it! I'm Teja!

- I am, because...

- Shut up!

- I'm Teja.

"What's this business of Teja, Teja?"

What I ask is where are the diamonds?

How can we have the diamonds?

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