Andaz Apna Apna Page #12

We're like innocent little birds.

Birds... of the same flock...

flying high in the skies...

- Am I right, Prem?

- Why not.

- We're kids.

- And very naive, too.

- And clean-hearted, right?

- Why not?!

We only came here to free the girls.

- Let's open them. Okay, Prem?

- Why not?

Don't act smart.

I'll use your eyes for marbles!

Why do you want to play with our eyes?

They all have such big eyes.

Look at them!

Don't let them con you!

They have the diamonds!

Robert snatched them away

from me and gave it to them!

What silly logic!

Why will his goons give the diamonds to me?

Can you do something silly

like that, Robert and Bhalla?

Oh no, I'd never do that.

Never!

Actually, he's being misled by your face.

- What's wrong with my face?

- They think you're an idiot.

He only looks like a foolish

fellow. But he's actually not!

Was that praise for me or abuse?

Praise!

It was praise all the way, sir!

I've been hearing tales about

you since I was a little boy.

Do you know what my mother

used to say when I cried, Prem?

What did your mother say?

She used to say...

"go to sleep son..."

"or Gogo will be upon us"

Did you hear that about

Crime Master Gogo's reputation?

When a kid doesn't sleep his

mother says, "sleep, dear..."

"or it'll bring Gogo here"

- Go on with some more.

- What's more...

...I've even heard you're very

knowledgeable and all-knowing...

...a very accomplished person.

You're strong, intelligent...

I'd even say you're not a man...

...you're a great soul!

I think we should leave with

the girls now, Mr. Gogo.

You will certainly extract the

diamonds from them, right?

Go get a cab, Prem.

I'm knowledgeable and all-knowing...

- Give me a hand, sir.

- I'm strong...

...intelligent. In fact,

I'm not a man at all!

Do you know what my mother taught me?

- What did she say?

- She said...

...always first take your money

and then deliver the goods.

I'll take the diamonds, first.

And then give the girls!

Why are you pestering us, sir?

We're like innocent birds...

...we want to fly away.

Birds...

- Look at this rifle!

- It's a revolver! Move it away!

That's excellent, my boy!

Excellent!

Now is when we have the bull by its horn!

Don't move! Freeze!

Or I'll have you 'shaken' forever!

Drop your guns!

Not you, you idiot!

You'll have us killed!

I could eat all of you alive, do you know that?!

And you?!

You call yourself Crime Master, eh?

"I made a mistake by oversight!"

Shut up! I have a terrible temper!

I'm capable of doing anything!

- Bullet...

- Yes, bullets!

We'll put bullets in all of them!

It's bullets that we don't have!

We've had it!

Teja... Mr. Teja!

Please don't take offence, okay?

Mr. Gogo...

The Great Crime Master Gogo!

I was only kidding!

I've been hearing tales of your

heroics from my childhood!

"Listen, ye people of the world,

Gogo's the Greatest of them all"

We're only children... very

naive... very good at heart...

Pick up your guns, friends!

We're innocent like birds... who fly in the sky!

What should I do with this gun, Amar?

- There's no bullet, right?

- Haven't I said so?

Then throw it away!

I've had enough of your drama!

I'll kill everyone now!

Tell me, what's your

last wish before you die?

Gogo, my friend...

Please let me have that loaded gun!

What's your last wish, buddy?

Before I die,

I want to beat him up!

No! I don't want to get beaten up before I die!

- Please let me beat him up!

- No...

I give you both two minutes.

Bash him up if you can.

And you, save yourself if possible!

Why did you say there was no bullet?!

I made a mistake!

Forgive me!

- Mistake, eh?!

- No, not your knee!

No... Not the chair!

Well done, my boy!

Well done!

Crime Master Gogo... I'll make

Band Master Toto out of you!

Take their guns and throw them in the gutters!

Hand over your guns to the girls!

And do not act smart!

Else, I'll fill this

Gogo's head with lead!

And Gogo!

This revolver is not empty!

Hey!

What are you up to?

It had only one bullet!

Catch them!

Bash them up!

They're all getting bashed up...

Let's slip out of here!

Cut out the dramatics!

Come on, clowns!

Come to me with the diamonds...

...else, I'll have dealt with these girls!

Okay...

Give them to me.

Hurry up!

How much must these diamonds cost?

At least a crore, right?

A crore?! Each of these

diamonds is worth a crore!

Each of them, worth a crore?!

Yes!

It's the earning of his whole life!

Take one last look at them, uncle.

What are you showing it to him for?

Come here!

Do you mean that if each of

these guys gets a diamond...

...their lives will be made, right?

Their lives?!

Lives for generations to come!

Be quick, or I'll kill them!

Please don't...

Here we come.

You too must take a look, Gogo.

This will be an addition to your folklore.

Of passing by a terrific opportunity.

- Don't touch it!

- Just one diamond!

I've given Teja a loan!

Give me one in exchange!

Come right here, or I'll kill them!

- Careful!

- Yes, I'm taking care...

Careful!

Don't drop it!

Raveena's mother in Heaven...

...I'm coming to join you!

Give one to

Crime Master Gogo!

They've taken everything away!

There's one of them...

Catch him!

He hit me!

Everybody's hitting me!

What's happened to Daddy?

What's happened, father?

Uncle, wake up! We've

risked our lives to save you!

Saved me, my foot!

Those people have taken

away my life's savings!

How can they take it away,

with both of us around, uncle?

Get out the real diamonds, Prem!

- We threw away the real ones, Amar!

- What are you saying?

Give me the bag in which

we had kept the fake ones.

No, you idiot! The real

ones were in the red bag!

Oh no!

Yes, I remember now!

They were in this bag!

In the red bag, right?

Must be these, then!

I always knew my darling

daughters would choose real gems!

"Listen to this tale,

O people of the world..."

"...the name of Gogo!"

Whoever you are...

...will you win the game

in which I deal the cards?

Give me the diamonds!

There goes another opportunity!

Give me the diamonds, as per our plan.

Yes, I'm Bhalla!

Pass the diamonds, good fella!

Pass the diamonds here.

I won't make any mistake this time.

My life is made now!

Not a soul will move!

I made the mistake again!

Join the queue!

Take them to the prison in a queue!

They're already in a queue!

Let me see...

Teja, caught at last, eh?

And who are you?

Oh! Gogo!

At least get me back the

money I had loaned him!

You'll get it in prison.

Here are your diamonds, Mr. Ramgopal.

Don't thank me...

Thank Amar and Prem...

...It was they who rang me up.

- About our marriage?

- Why not?

For getting the diamonds back...

I'll get my daughters married to Amar and Prem.

Uncle you're great!

Magnanimous...

...wise...

In fact, you're not man at all!

You're a Great Soul!

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