Angry Angel Page #10

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I do it better

Don't compete with me

You can't cheat,

you can't defeat

You can't beat me

The world is my stage

I've got it made

I want it

I own it

I want it

I've got it

I want it,

I own it

I want it

[door chimes]

- The Universe works

in strange ways.

When you go to Heaven,

it's on a Greyhound bus,

but when you return,

it's on the Q train,

or the M train, or the R.

I still don't know

why they have three trains

going in the same place.

[Electric Guest's

"Back For Me"]

- Watched you drive away

You're back out

on the road

- Maspeth, Queens.

I'll give you a $50 tip.

Now drive like it's

a life-or-death situation.

Go!

- A second place for home

And I know we've got

1,000 ways to go

- Thank you!

- And there's not

Much more I know

I can control

- [panting]

Oh, God.

- Are you coming back

- Barker!

- For me?

Hope you're coming

- Barker!

[wires hissing]

[quietly] James...James!

[shrieking] James!

James!

[pipe groans, crashes]

- [panting]

- Are you okay?

I was so scared for you.

You almost got crushed.

- I'm still a little shaken up.

- [chuckles]

Well, at least

you're good now.

- Yeah...are you French?

- [laughs] Yes.

I guess you can tell, right?

- Yeah. [laughs]

Well, I think my run is

officially over for the day.

- Yeah. [laughs]

- Would you maybe want

to grab some coffee?

- Oh, yes.

I mean, sure.

Why not?

- Yeah, I actually love France.

I've been dying to go.

It's kind of a dream of mine.

- For once, the Universe

gave me a miracle

I could get behind.

I thought it was just about

saving Barker until I saw

that jogger chick was French,

which--come on--seems

pretty convenient to me.

Unless...the Universe does

do everything for a reason.

Saving Barker

was the real test,

not all those arbitrary

points I collected.

I've finally proved that...

[mellow acoustic guitar music]

I belong up there.

When I was alive, I thought

loving Patrick was enough.

I closed myself off

to everyone else.

But now I realize

the most important thing is...

- I'm gonna stop you

right there,

because I've got a thousand

more of these today, so...

- Wait, what?

- Allison Pyke.

I find you guilty of theft

of afterworld property

and banish you back to Earth.

Sentence is 100,000 points.

Next!

[angels chattering]

- [whistles]

[chuckling] Well,

that took a hard turn.

Are you okay?

- Yeah.

I am.

I mean, I've done it once.

I can do it again.

- [chuckles]

I am highly skeptical of that.

[anticipatory string music]

[jet engines blazing,

alarm blaring]

- Brace for impact.

- Oh, my God, oh, my God,

oh, my God, oh, my God...

- We're all gonna die.

We're all gonna die.

[gripping music]

- Everyone, keep calm.

I've done this before.

[blippy electronic music]

- Katie, Katie, Katie

Katie, Katie, Katie

Katie, Katie, Katie

Katie, Katie,

Katie

Katie, Katie

Katie

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