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Don't be stingy.

(chuckles)

I'm so glad you guys could make it.

It's about time, right?

It is.

Like it?

Oh, man, that's some

good sh*t right there!

Nothing like that over in Iraq.

[Eric] No? What do they deal over there?

Mainly weapons.

I mean, they have some weed,

heroin and amphetamines,

but let me tell you, they

ain't got weed like that!

More drugs, less guns, I say.

[Jenna] Good.

I mean, really...

Look at this room, okay?

We've got four completely

different human beings,

but we all get along.

You know, we got the crazy military guy

who's braver than any

son-of-a-b*tch I've ever met.

We've got the lovely and

caring kindergarten teacher

shaping the future of this nation.

We've got my sexy

receptionist-artist soon-to-be wife,

who couldn't hurt a fly.

And, you know, you got the a**hole.

(laughs)

Legit, you guys are here,

but I'm already thinking

about my next deal.

You know...

But the fact is we all get along.

And I just don't understand why the

world can't just get along like that.

Oh, you guys know, it's because

of the different ideologies, man.

You see, America, with all

its flaws, still stands

for freedom and the pursuit of happiness.

Our ideology here is to

create an environment for man

to give them a shot, not

a guarantee, but a shot.

A shot to become and

evolve into the person they

really wanna be, you

know, self-determination,

freedom of expression,

all that good stuff.

But on the other hand,

we've got radical, crazy-ass

Islamic terrorists who don't

give a sh*t about freedom.

They only care about establishing a global

totalitarian caliphate.

A what?

(laughs)

A caliphate, man.

You know, a caliphate

means, it's an Islamic

world with total control.

They reject democracy, they

reject human rights values,

they don't give a f***.

I just don't understand why

anyone would wanna do that.

(laughs)

Because it's their ideology, man.

They truly believe the end times are here,

and they believe that

they're part of some cosmic

struggle, and, of course...

Of course, these a**holes

are convinced they're

the good guys, and with

the help of Allah...

They're gonna defeat all

the enemies of Islam in a

final climactic battle.

And let me tell you something,

rest assured they are

determined to use the

sword until everybody

is a Muslim and obeys sharia law.

[Eric] Sharia law, that I heard of.

Yeah.

You see what I mean?

Two different ideologies

opposed to each other,

and that's why we have war, my friends.

Yeah, different ideologies.

It does make a lot of sense.

It is so screwed up.

So, speaking of ideologies...

What's you guys' ideology?

What's the most important

thing on the planet to you?

[Jason] Be all you can be.

Yeah, okay, but what

does that like really mean?

You gotta follow your heart.

You gotta follow your true inner feelings.

And you will ultimately

become all you can be.

Give me that joint.

Give me that.

Your highest self.

(laughs)

Sounds like someone's

been drinking too much

of the army kool-aid.

What about you, Jenna?

What do you think?

Oh, I don't know, I don't

usually ponder stuff like that.

But I would say I am looking

forward to getting married...

(moaning)

(laughing)

Having a family.

Good kids is one of the

most important things.

That is important.

What about freedom?

Or happiness?

Or love?

Or health?

Well, maybe.

Maybe it's a combination

of all those things.

But first you need to have life

before you can have anything.

And that life needs to be free,

then it can pursue happiness.

Right, like life, liberty

and the pursuit of happiness.

That sounds familiar, right?

Bingo!

Declaration of Independence,

a very clever document!

Let me ask you this, since

we're talking about ideologies

and the meaning of life

and all that stuff...

Have you guys ever tried DMT?

You mean the spirit molecule?

[Eric] Yes, sir.

No, sir.

But I have heard a lot about

it from my military buddies

and it's definitely on my bucket list.

How about you, Jenna?

Nope.

Never tried it, but a friend

of mine told me about it.

She said it was the most

amazing experience ever.

It is.

Actually.

You tried it?

[Monica] Twice.

I mean, it is literally

the best experience

you will have in your life.

It will change your point

of view on everything.

You're getting me all

f***ing excited over here.

Tell me more, man, how's the trip?

I don't know.

But I can tell you what

I felt and what I felt

was pure acceptance.

Legit, I felt pure love.

I mean it's something you got

to experience for yourselves.

Do you want to?

Say that again?

[Eric] Would you like to have this

experience for yourself?

(dramatic music)

(chuckles)

Are you serious?

A friend of mine happens

to be a very talented

drug designer and he mixed

up a bag for me last week.

95% pure DMT...

With a little extra kick for you.

Whoa.

What's the extra kick?

Who cares?

He told me about it, but

I'm not good with all that

scientific gobbledygook,

but I can tell you

that it works like a charm,

and it will open up your heart

completely.

What do you think, baby?

You want some?

I don't know, I'm a little scared.

No, it's not dangerous at all.

It's a natural product.

Actually, DMT is what your

brain naturally releases

when you dream.

- Mmm.

- Mm-hm.

Yeah.

Uh-huh.

So, we've taken it twice, seriously.

I definitely want to do it again.

[Jenna] Hm.

What do you think, you guys, game?

Jason, don't be a p*ssy!

[Jason] Whoa, whoa, p*ssy?

Oh!

Don't push the puss.

[Eric] I won't push it.

F*** it, let's do it...

I won't f*** it either.

Light that sh*t up.

Light that sh*t up,

motherf***er, light it up!

(calm zen music)

(flamingo gabbling)

(music builds)

(music intensifies)

(gasps)

(coughs)

(barfs)

(toilet flushes)

(dramatic music)

(door creaks)

(notification chimes)

(uneasy music)

(popping)

(clears throat)

(typing)

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(music intensifies)

(muffled voices)

(rumbling)

Yeah, yeah.

Hey, baby, where you been?

Oh, I was just in the bathroom.

I'm good.

Hey, sweetie.

Everything okay?

How was the trip, sweetie?

[Eric] Dude, it was f***ing amazing!

[Jason] Hm.

I did it, guys, I became

a part of the entire

collective unconsciousness.

It was amazing.

I wasn't even myself anymore.

I was just this like

vibrating mass of light

that got rid of everything bad in me.

You know, and then my

heart completely opened up

and pure love just poured in.

Wow.

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