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It was amazing, dude.

What about you, babe, how was your trip?

It was incredible.

I mean, I was propelled to this place

filled with colored rings.

They engaged in...

In an activity of some sort.

Like a bright world of living

Geometry, infinite spirit or something.

I mean, I know it sounds weird, but...

my heart opened...

just like Eric said.

And negativity just left me...

And I felt pure love.

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How was your experience?

Oh, yeah, mine wasn't so great.

It started off all right,

and I saw all kinds

of beautiful sh*t, but...

Then everything suddenly

turned dark, and this

black f***ing smoke,

you know, like in Lost,

freaking attacked me, man.

I woke up and had to run to

the bathroom to throw up.

Oh, baby, I'm sorry to hear that.

Are you feeling better?

Yeah, yeah, yeah,

yes, ma'am, yes, ma'am.

Sorry, I've never heard

of anyone having a bad trip

on that stuff.

Yeah, I was thinking,

maybe it was that something

extra your buddy mixed in there.

I don't know.

Yeah, maybe.

Uh, beer, anybody?

Yeah, I'll have one, thanks.

Sounds great, thanks...

[Monica] I'll have one.

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[Jason] Oh, hey, Emily, what's up?

How's the movie?

Uh, great.

What are you doing?

Nothing.

I'm just chatting online

with a friend of mine.

Hm, you're funny.

Yeah...

And you're so beautiful, Emily.

Oh, no, I'm not.

What are you talking about?

Of course you are.

You're incredibly beautiful.

Look at you!

No, your girlfriend is beautiful.

Yeah, well, that's true...

But compared to you, you are perfect.

Come here for a second.

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Oh, come on, I'm not gonna bite you.

Okay.

Good.

Roll up your shirt a little bit

so I can see your belly button.

Uh.

Oh, come on, just roll it up.

I wanna show you something.

Good, just a little bit higher,

just below your chest there.

Nice.

Now pull down your pajama pants.

Uh.

[Jason] Just a little

bit below your hip bones.

Okay.

Just a little further.

(snorts)

Wow!

You are perfect.

You know, you could be a supermodel.

Wait, wait, wait, hold on a second.

Give me one of those supermodel

smiles, with some attitude.

(chuckles)

Damn!

Work it.

Yeah, that's it, nice.

Very nice.

Now turn the mirror and look at yourself.

Yeah.

Wow!

Look at your long brown beautiful hair.

Your sexy flat tummy.

You're silly.

And you're a supermodel.

Uh... I'm gonna finish my movie now.

Yeah, okay, you go do that.

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Deeper?

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Jason, don't be a p*ssy!

We've got the crazy military guy.

[Jason] How was the trip?

[Eric] Dude, it was f***ing amazing!

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Angry.

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F***!

You're f***ing right!

Motherf***er!

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(Jenna laughs)

Speaking of lunch.

You hungry at all?

You want any food?

We've got some snacks for you

chips, peanuts, chocolate.

[Jenna] Oh, no, no, I'm stuffed, thanks.

[Eric] It's not a problem.

Hey, what's going on?

What are you guys talking about?

Just offering your missus some snacks.

(chuckles)

Snacks?

Hm.

You know, Jenna doesn't

need to be catered to,

especially not by you, brother.

Um, okay, buddy.

Oh, no, don't buddy me, man.

Honey, what's wrong?

Nothing.

Go on, what were you guys talking about?

We were talking about...

Dude, seriously, man.

I was asking my girlfriend.

Why you always cut everybody off?

It's rude, man.

Okay.

I'm sorry, I didn't mean to.

Go on, Jenna, what were you saying?

Um, yeah, so we were

talking about never discussing

politics and religion at work.

I see.

You agree with that?

Yeah, I think it's probably a good idea.

[Jason] And why is that?

Because, Jason, these

could be sensitive subjects

for people and you might offend someone.

You think I might get offended?

I don't know.

You don't know?

(chuckles)

Dude, aren't we something

like best friends, man?

Yeah, I think so.

But you have no idea

if you can talk to me

about religion or politics?

I'm just saying, maybe

we're not as good of friends

as we thought?

Maybe we're not best friends, at all.

Baby, what are you doing?

You gonna answer me?

I don't know what to say.

You don't know what to say?

You're a sneaky motherf***er, aren't you?

What?

[Jason] You heard me.

Why would you say that to me?

Do you look me in the

eye and tell me you have

no idea what I'm talking about?

I have no idea what

you're talking about.

Is that right?

What the f***?

Be careful with that,

Jason, it's a powerful tool.

It holds three-inch nails, bro.

What the f*** are you doing?

Okay, buddy.

Let's think again.

Isn't there anything you wanna tell me?

Baby, what are you doing?

Oh, I'm sorry, is there

something you wanna tell me?

No!

Jason.

One more word and I'm gonna shoot you

in your f***ing face.

Hey, don't talk to her like that.

What the f*** is wrong with you?

You like my girlfriend, don't you, bro?

What?

You heard me, man!

Don't you f***ing play innocent!

I know what's going on here.

What the f*** are you talking about?

There's nothing going on.

You better f***ing man up and admit it!

Admit what?

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(screams)

Are you f***ing crazy?

Stop it!

Sit down!

Sit the f*** down!

And don't you move again!

You understand me?

Jason!

Listen to me.

You stay right where

you at and don't you

f***ing move either!

(groans)

I know you f***ed my

girlfriend, but I wanna hear it

from you now!

What?

You better f***ing come

clean or I'll put one

right in your motherfucking skull!

What the f*** has

gotten into you, Jason?

I've never laid a finger on her, ever!

[Jason] You're lying to

me, you son of a b*tch!

No, he is telling the truth!

I don't know why you

would even think that!

Nothing happened between us.

Stop lying to me the both of you!

I'm not f***ing stupid!

This is your last chance to admit it.

[Monica] Please, stop!

One...

- Please, please, please!

- Two...

- Three.

- Okay!

I'm sorry.

Yes, we had sex, one time!

I f***ing knew it!

Why would you say that,

you know it's not true.

Because I'm trying to

save my f***ing life, Jenna!

Yeah, he just did.

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No, no, don't!

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