Antibirth Page #3

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at the funzone.

Yeah, I saw him there

when I went for my nephew's

birthday party.

Why, what do you want

with that goon anyway?

- Oh, mm.. Never mind.

Let's bang out these rooms.

- Jesus, your hair f***in'

gets everywhere.

- Did you say my f***in' hair

gets everywhere?

That sh*t gets

f***ing shaved raw.

- Do guys actually like that?

- I don't know what the f***

these guys want.

That's why I have one side

of my p*ssy really hairy

the other side shaved bare.

- That's disgusting.

- I'll f***ing show you

disgusting.

- Gimme my dollar.

- What dollar?

- F***in' dollar

you just pocketed.

- I don't have that dollar!

- F***!

- Is that creep still in 42?

- Yeah, no one's seen him

leave all week.

- Man, I'm not cleaning up

that sh*t when he gets outta

there.

I mean, who the hell knows

what he's been doing in there.

Are you still getting down

with Jade?

- No, he's bad news

in a bad way.

- Yeah, it took you a long time

to figure that out.

- Yeah, well, he was always

a terrible kisser.

He used to do this really

f***in' weird thing

with his tongue. Hold on.

- Oh, yeah, what'd he do?

What, was it like this?

Or sometimes he'd just jam it

in there real quick

and he's like..

- Oh, Jesus Christ!

We just partied together.

I don't know,

i like getting f***ed up

but I don't need

to make money off it.

- Not me, I should get

a goddamn sponsorship

go corporate.

- He thinks we're f*** buddies

or something.

I just wanna stay out of it.

I don't, I don't care

what he's up to.

- Yeah, you know

where he's been crashing?

- No, nah, I don't know

who he's mooching off of now.

I'm gonna start in here,

you wanna work your way down?

- Yeah.

- That's nast.. Oh, so nasty!

You know that?

- It's f***in' good pizza.

F***in' bought it, left it.

Someone's gotta eat it.

You wanna bite?

- No! F***. Jesus.

- Come on, man!

F***in' someone's gotta eat it.

F***in' wasting this pizza.

Pigs.

F***ing sh*t.

Throw in trash, genius.

F***ing hippies.

Ow!

Oh!

- Hello?

Hello, honey?

Hello?

I, uh, I left something in

the bathroom and found you.

I -- I'm lorna.

- Alright, great.

- Do you work here long?

- Yeah.

Man, easy money!

- You must see, you must see

a lot of people come and go.

- This town definitely attracts

some real weirdoes.

- Well, some are.

- Could be a good place

to lay low but..

...gets sticky.

- Sticky?

- You know, people pass through

and they just never leave.

- So you're a local?

- Yeah, alright,

so listen, lady

uh, thanks a lot

for helping me out

in the can over there,

but, man, uh

you know,

I'm just not feeling so hot.

- Yeah. Yeah, right.

- Yeah.

- Of course.

- Gotta get..

- I'm -- I'm sorry.

- Gotta get back to work.

So..

- Yeah, you take care, right?

I hope you feel better.

- Hey, Sadie. Yeah.

Hey, can you pick me up?

I don't know, in 10?

Hold on, let me check.

No, I'm out.

Yeah.

Yeah, get me some donuts.

Alright, cool.

Donuts, donuts for Lou, donuts.

- Is that all

you've eaten today?

- No, I had some pizza like,

you know, I got kinda f***ed up.

- You're relentless,

aren't you?

- Well.. Oh, come on!

I already feel terrible

and miserable.

Tryin' to have

a good time, right?

- You're so positive.

It's almost like, it's almost

like you're glowing!

Like you're --

- o -- okay, shut up, Sadie.

Just f***in' cut it out,

alright? Man, I'm not pregnant.

- You know they say

your senses get all jacked

when you're pregnant?

Smells, taste, hearing.

- You know what? Alright.

Let's just wait, okay,

'cause I'm gonna..

...see what these tests say.

I'm gonna pee all over 'em.

Man, I haven't been laid

in months, okay?

I mean, I'm not exactly

cultivating a warm

welcome nest

down there,

if you know what I mean.

Look, it was six months ago,

alright?

I never told you about this

'cause I didn't think

it mattered, but..

You remember that night

at the auto bar?

- Yeah.

- Yeah, well,

i been with Mickey

but I knew

he wasn't gonna do sh*t.

That f***in' prick.

I just didn't wanna

deal with it.

I -- I just always thought

i couldn't get pregnant.

After that...I just figured

i couldn't get pregnant.

You know, I thought

i f***ed it all up.

You know..

You know, all this sh*t

just catches up with you.

- He's crazy, Lou, I'm sorry.

- Yeah.

Maybe I'm just not cut out

to be a mom.

My -- my body literally

rejected life.

- This could happen

to lots of ladies, Lou.

- Yeah, those ladies

are f***ing, Sadie.

Okay, they are f***ing

and sucking, right?

And I'm, I haven't been laid

since then.

So how the hell

could I be pregnant?

- I don't know, Lou,

are you sure

you don't want some company?

- I don't wanna make a big deal

out of it just yet.

- Are you gonna take the test?

- Well, yeah, I think so.

- Call me when you find out.

- I'll call you.

Yeah, I'm gonna have to drink

a bunch to make all that piss

so we'll see

where the night takes me.

- The couch.

- Bingo!

Drive safe, Sadie, it's snowing!

- Jade.

Jade.

Oh, f***.

Oh!

- ...you're correct

for it won't take too long.

- F*** this sh*t.

- ...the light of revelation.

Embrace your future

and master oblivion.

A new world free of your body

free of your mind

free of every sensational

toxic desire..

- Oh, no.

- We dance

while they eat our young.

Do not dance.

Let the infinity flow over you..

...in waves of blissful..

...new...Freedom.

- She's getting comfortable.

- What do you want me to do?

She's loyal...The flow's heavy

and it's clean.

- It's gross.

- Yeah, well,

maybe if you could keep straight

for a week,

i could use your piss.

- You're still peddling pee-pee

to parolees, Gabriel.

It's small time.

- What's the rush, huh?

- Yeah, I need the dough.

Alright, I don't wanna lose

touch again.

- Still chasing that lawyer?

- He's gonna help me out.

- Someone's here.

- So?

- So, can you get

the f***ing door

'cause I wanna keep working out.

- What?

- Let me in, alright?

I gotta talk to Gabriel.

- What's up?

What?

- Jade is dead.

- What do you mean,

"Jade is dead?"

- He's not just dead,

man, his entire face

is f***in' rotted out.

It's eaten off or some sh*t.

I don't know, it's disgusting.

- I saw him the other night,

he's meant to be down

cutting that stuff.

- What stuff?

- Stay out of this, Sadie.

- I was there a couple

of night ago.

He said he had some ideas

on how to split it up

but he was having

some trouble with --

- what kind of trouble?

- I don't know, man.

Sorry. I'm not a cook.

He said he'd never seen

anything like it, man.

He said it, it was strong.

- I told him

not to f*** around with it.

- How are you supposed to move

the sh*t if you don't know

how to break it up

and get it out there?

- Just shut up, Sadie.

- He said it was a hard crash

when he took it.

Look, Gabe, this was

more than a hard crash, man.

He's f***ing

inside out or something.

- Yeah, I told him I didn't

know what it was gonna do.

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