Anuvahood Page #5

Synopsis: Kenneth (who likes to call himself Kay) begins to realise he's just another wannabe bad boy... even less than a loser in fact. After quitting his job at Laimsbury's, Kay vows to become a respected gangster... or cry trying. A pulls-no-punches, coming-of-age story, centering on one directionless hopeless "shotter", who finds his true worth in the face of urban adversity.
 
IMDB:
5.8
Rotten Tomatoes:
15%
R
Year:
2011
88 min
$1,148,718
1,263 Views


It's a double yellow line...

- What the f*** you doing to my baby?

- I'm just an African...

Anyhow you scratch

a man's tings, blud?

This is disabled parking!

You are not disabled!

- Blud, I am disabled.

- You are not disabled.

Blud, I am disabled! Look at my arm.

Eh, so you are mocking less fortunate

people. You know God is watching you.

I don't care who's watching, blud!

Let them watch!

You're taking my stress levels

to a next dimension.

OK. Watch this.

It's a double yellow line.

Are you watching?

Let me...

You know something?

I've decided to take the ticket off,

not because of you. Because I decided.

- OK? Next time you see... you see...

- Yeah?

- Yes, you see a...

- F*** off, man!

I swear, next time, you should

get yourself a passport, man.

You illegal immigrant. Next Hype!

(Speaks in African language)

What are you looking at?

Look at you Asbo children!

And you! Why are you dressed

like a strawberry ice cream?

Why can't that flippin' orang-utan

buy his own flipping trainers, man?

He's lucky I didn't spark him, you know.

Real talk.

Whatever, man. What we on?

- I gotta handle some business, innit?

- What business, fam?

He's going home to masturbate

about that chick, innit?

Unlike you, fam,

I have responsibilities to take care of.

So, K, er... where are we going?

Enriques, man,

you ask too many questions, fam.

But see man like me, yeah?

I'm a big man out here. You get me?

I'm a provider. Like in the jungle.

That's what I do, innit?

I provide. Come, we go, man.

Me ah go party hard

You know we ah go party hard

Me want party hard...

Wagwon Yasmin. Come, you, man.

Me ah go party hard

You know we ah go party hard

Me want party hard...

Oh, great.

- Ah, you, man, chill, innit?

- Wagwon, K.

- What's going on, Carly?

- What you saying, TJ?

- Who's he?

- He's my new bredren, man.

- Can I chat to you in the kitchen?

- How about some hot wings?

- I'm all right.

- I got you an apple pie.

No, I've eaten already, K.

Kitchen now.

Boy, I'll eat it, pass it.

Ah, cheeky girl.

What's up, rudegirl?

Oh, yeah, thanks for waking her up.

I just put her to bed.

- No problem. You cool though, yeah?

- Yeah, I'm cool, K.

Because if there's anything wrong, all

you have to do is tell me and I'll sort it.

- Beef, anything. No longage.

- No what?

- Longage. No long ting, innit?

- Right, yeah.

Everything's cool.

Couldn't be better.

But you ain't gotta keep

coming round bringing food.

- I do, though, Yasmin.

- No, seriously, you don't.

I do, though, cos you are

my cousin's baby mums, innit?

And now he's all banged up

for two years.

I gotta be there to provide,

provide for you and the baby.

Cos you're family,

and that's my baby right there.

- Well, I'm back at work now so...

- All right, I'll be straight up, innit?

I feel kinda bad, innit? Like when

my cousin got shift... well, I was there.

And I feel like somehow I was

responsible, like it was my fault.

It was your fault.

Well, yeah, sort of.

Well, it sort of was and it wasn't.

Cos I warned them about...

Look, what's done is done, yeah?

It's in the past.

Look, K, you ain't gotta keep

coming around checking up on us.

Yasmin, I do not shy away

from responsibility.

Cos man's

on a big man ting this year!

For God's sake, K,

what is the matter with you?

Look, I don't want you to talk to me.

I don't want you to wait for me.

I don't want you to do nothing, yeah?

Nothing.

You're on your period, innit? It's cool.

The way I see it,

you're a helpless woman, innit?

When you had my cousin,

you had someone there for you,

but now he's in the dustbin,

who have you got?

You ain't got no one. So, that's what

I'm saying. I'm here for you, Yasmin.

When you are in need,

that's when you can call K.

I swear, I sent you

a friend's request, man.

- You wanna do something for me?

- Yes, I do, Yasmin.

See these DVDs that Leroy sold me?

- It's Lesoi.

- Whatever. They don't work.

What?

Pow!

So, what you saying, blud?

You know I love my boys skinny, innit?

I could eat you up in one bite,

you get me?

So, how about you take

my number then, babes, innit?

Sure. Why not?

- Yeah?

- Yeah.

- Yeah?

- Yeah.

- Yeah?

- Yes, all right.

I'm gonna give you

my O2 number as well.

Cos sometimes

I don't get reception on T-Mobile.

What's your BB, babes?

- Oi, you, man, come. We kick, man.

- What, now? Hold on, man!

Just hurry up, man.

Don't worry, Yasmin.

I'm gonna pop round in a bit

with some DVDs that actually work.

K, just drop them

through the letterbox.

- Are you sure?

- Definitely.

Come on!

MMove

Why we kicking for, man?

There was girls in there, man.

- We never get to jam with girls, man.

- Shut up, TJ, man.

- Nah, man, TJ's right, man.

- Yeah?

Yeah, man was getting my groove on

and you had to come and mess it all up.

- Blud, Kesha weren't on you, man.

- Wrong.

She asked for my number

and my BB, blud.

- You don't know, blud.

- I know she won't be calling you, blud.

- It's cos of you we had to kick.

- What?

You sold my cousin's baby mum

a dodgy DVD.

- Oh, my gosh.

- I look out for her, innit?

We gotta go back to Lesoi's

and burn her another one.

What? I can't believe this, man.

You're telling me

I never got press tonight

cos you wanna go back and get a DVD?

It's more than just a DVD.

It's called a principle, all right?

K, I feel you on that one.

Wasteman.

(Woman singing in Vietnamese)

(Doorbell rings)

(Doorbell rings)

(Dog barking)

(Speaks Vietnamese)

- Yes, Mum.

- Go on.

Come in, come in. Come in, come in.

(Speaking Vietnamese)

Come.

Hey, blud,

check out my new track, man.

(Mimics Vietnamese singing)

(Speaks Vietnamese)

(Speaking Vietnamese)

Hey, man, what's wrong with you, man?

Why's man gotta slap me

so hard for, man?

(Beeping)

What's wrong with your family, blud?

Your uncle's lucky man didn't bust

a quick chop suey on him.

- Your problem, man...

- Dah!

What's wrong with you, man?

Here, roll up, G.

Yeah, boy.

- Marijuana!

- Shorty, I rep BBK

- Monday to Sunday I'm like BBK...

- Hey, pass that, man.

JME, Skepta, Wiley, Frisco,

Maximum, yeah, that's BBK

Add me to the mix, that's BBK

Can't forget Sam, that's BBK

I see a lot of guys doin' this ting

But none of them flex like BBK

We need some more girls in here

We need some more girls in here

We need some more girls in here

We need some more girls in here

There's too many man

Too many many man

Too many man, too many many man

Too many man, too many many man

Too many man, too many many man

We need some more girls in here

We need some more girls in here

We need some more girls in here

We need some more girls in here

There's too many man

Too many many man

Too many man, too many many man

Too many man, too many many man

Too many man

Too many many man...

- No!

- Yeah.

You were right, K,

you are really good at this game.

You must spend

a lot of time playing, no?

That's what I'm saying, fam.

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Adam Deacon

Adam Steven Deacon (born 4 March 1983) is an English film actor, rapper, writer and director. He is best known for his lead role in the films Kidulthood, sequel Adulthood and for his directorial debut, Anuvahood. more…

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