Appropriate Behavior Page #6
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f***ed in like three weeks.
I am not gonna talk
about this on my birthday.
On your birthday?
What are you, eight?
So you happened to be born.
Big f***ing deal.
Oh, I'm sorry, all attention
100% of the time.
I forgot.
No, that's not true.
I'm not like that.
I don't know why I get
so shocked when you
do sh*t like this.
You're a grown woman
in a creepy,
co-dependent relationship
with your parents.
It's totally normal,
and you have no idea
what you're talking about
because you completely
abandoned your family.
It wasn't a choice!
Of course, it's a choice!
Says the closet case!
They know I know they know.
I'm waiting for the right
time to bring it up,
out of respect for them.
I think you and I see the world
totally differently.
We do. You know, you think
that I'm a bad person
because I'm not coming out
on your terms,
and I don't agree with that.
That is not true.
I didn't say that.
That's totally true.
You're not listening to me.
I'm listening to you, and
everything you're saying
is pissing me off
and completely inaccurate.
You are ruining my birthday.
You're ruining my twenties.
I can't--
I don't have the patience
to deal with you.
That's fine.
Let's break up.
Fine.
Okay.
If you're gonna go, just go.
You don't get to take things.
I got you those panties.
Absolutely not.
F*** you.
What the f*** is wrong with you?
I got these for you.
You're a f***ing crazy person!
You want to play like this?
Do you want to do this?
Okay.
I bought all the booze
for this party.
Are you happy?
Is this what you wanted?
You know what-- don't bother
telling your parents about us.
I know you, and the more
this is probably just a phase.
God, this was such a waste.
Hey.
Hi.
Nice hair.
Thanks.
This is Jon Francis.
This is Maxine.
Jon, show her your chest tattoo.
It took them four hours
to do it.
It's a giant squid
biting a sperm whale.
Cool.
How are you?
I'm okay.
You?
Good.
You should meet my date.
Where is she?
At the bar, getting us drinks.
Great.
She sounds awesome.
She is.
God, look how things worked out
for both of us.
You have your lady who
fetches you drinks at a bar,
like a maid, and I have
Oh, what's the cause?
Jon's spearheading a campaign
to bridge the gaps
of gentrification in Brooklyn
through mass Kombucha brewing.
That's not a thing.
Yeah, we're gonna go dance now.
Jon's known all over Bushwick
for his vogueing.
What a coincidence.
T's an amazing dancer.
Oh, is she?
Yeah.
She goes to her west African
dance class religiously.
Is she black?
No.
She sounds awesome.
She is.
Tibet?
Hey, Shirin.
This is your date?
You two know each other?
Yeah, we work together.
Tibet, this is Jon Francis.
Jon, show her your chest tattoo.
Uh, Tibet's a former hair model.
Yeah, I heard.
Maxine and I used to date.
Can you imagine?
Nope.
Why not?
I thought you were straight.
F*** you.
Whoa, that is uncalled for!
Your hair is uncalled for.
Baby, let's go get high.
I don't want to get high.
Whatever.
What is up with your passive
disinterest in everything?
Seriously, what happened
at Wesleyan
that did this to you?
Oh, shut up, Tibet.
No one cares what
you have to say.
You have the sex appeal
of a ferret.
I'm in here.
It's Maxine.
Go away.
The door was unlocked.
I don't know how you could
try to replace me
with that fetus.
I'm not trying to replace you.
I hate Jon.
I know.
Take a cab home.
You're gonna be okay.
All right, okay,
everybody please come sit.
I have a film.
Everybody stop playing
and come watch the movie.
Alright, so this is one
of the first films
that was ever made
for audi--
It's not appropriate
for our age.
Why do you have to be like that?
What are you looking at?
Kujo, Groucho, why are you
not sitting here?
I'm screening a film.
We're watching a movie.
Yes!
No, I want you right here.
What happened?
Okay...
Do we gotta clean all that up?
There's too much.
Hey, guys.
Leave it.
Just leave it.
New plan.
I say forget the stop motion.
What movie
do you guys want to make?
I want to make a movie
about farts.
Alright, great.
Let's do it.
Farts.
Zombies!
Zombies?
Awesome.
Boogers!
What else have we got?
It's a good start.
What else do we have here?
I want boogers in my movie.
Boogers.
There we go.
Butts.
Butts.
You guys are in the zone.
Keep it flowing.
Naked ninjas!
I'm not a zombie.
I'm just a boy.
But you're making
the zombie mask.
It doesn't matter
if it's your character.
You're just making it up.
Can it have more eyes than two?
Yes.
Zombies have as many eyes
as you want them to have.
Welcome to the "Brooklyn Kidz
Moovie Maker,
final screening."
First we screen
the advanced class,
and the non-advanced class.
Thank you for coming.
I wrote that speech.
I love farting.
I can't fart.
Oh, you guys.
They're beautiful.
Thank you so much.
You're welcome.
You guys are the best.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Shirin.
Hi, Ken.
So, that was...
Disgusting.
I'm so sorry.
Actually, I thought
it was hilarious.
Seriously?
Yeah.
I was crackin' up.
Thank you so much
for saying that.
Yeah.
Let's face it, farts are funny.
I agree.
Farts are funny.
Thank you.
Have you seen Carrington?
Hey, what are you doing here?
Hiding.
I'm sorry I've been
such a dick about Layli.
Aw, come on, forget it.
Come on, let's go inside.
My old roommate Maxine and I
were in a relationship.
Ah, so you're a lesbian.
I was pretty into
all the guys I was with,
so I think I'm bisexual.
And that's a thing?
I'm afraid so.
All right.
How do you think mom and dad
are gonna take it?
Oh, you're not gonna
tell them now that it's over.
Seems like a pretty big thing
to not be honest about.
Fine.
Just uh, wait until after
the wedding, alright?
You are such a dick.
Well, at least I'm not
a sexually confused narcissist.
Can we please go inside?
Hey, can I be your best man?
No, absolutely not.
I ate before I came.
Ow, f***!
Ow! Sh*t.
I'm sorry I ruined your scarf.
Mom, I'm a little bit gay.
Yes, I am.
And I was in love with Maxine.
Shh.
Shirin, are you okay?
I'm okay.
Stop breathing so loud.
Okay.
Has your mom mentioned it?
No.
Maybe she didn't
understand what you meant.
No, she knows for sure
what's up.
up in about a month.
I'm proud of you.
Thanks.
There's a party
at the loft on Saturday.
You should bring that
waiter, Brendan.
Um, I would, but I kinda
want to see if Jacques
It's never gonna happen.
I don't know why you think
they're swingers.
I just get that vibe.
You should invite
that gay lawyer.
Did you guys touch tongues?
No, we didn't,
and it actually hurt
my feelings.
No, you know, there are
people in this world
who go on first dates
that are perfectly great,
and then they wait a while
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