April Fools Page #6

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if it didn't go too far.

But we have a gun wound.

That was out of anyone's control,

call it self-defense.

Certainly not a

self-defense situation.

How about the guy who was shot?

He went through surgery,

he must be awake now.

It's self-defense.

So it was self-defense.

I remember the chips now.

So you're the one I gave

them to in the waiting room.

An old woman gave them to me saying.

These will bring you luck.

She didn't make sense.

Excuse me, are you still open.

Okay, come in.

Holy food.

Eating it will ward off evil.

Blessings will come your way.

I am grateful for this offering.

Okay, that will be $100.

Sorry for so many

horrible things I told you.

Thank you for your help.

Since they all said it to me

I was wondering.

Could it be true?

But

what if

my feelings for you

were true love?

From the start

you like him.

No.

This man likes you too.

Deep down he's good.

You should try your luck.

I think he's telling lies.

What if despite the lies

he made you happy?

"A miracle often starts with a lie"

Just one glance at that man,

I can tell you.

That he's a good man and

you'll live happily with him.

You see

it's my last day on this job.

I'll be hospitalized.

And so this insight

is a legacy from me to you.

Of course she lied.

She didn't

I think.

You don't even know how you feel.

But those feelings

are true quite possibly.

I'd like to be true

to myself, just like you.

I too lied to you.

I never heard a lie from you.

I did, when I tucked that towel.

But you really were pregnant.

Not on my belly

on my breasts.

I knew you liked big breasts

and mine are quite average.

Well I know that.

That was a big lie

I'm a liar, and

this too is a lie, April fool.

Don't take this seriously.

But what you just said

is a lie, right?

Because we're April, 2, now.

No way.

Of course

it was an April fool.

You, idiot, calling UFOs from a rooftop.

Face reality.

If you can do that

your life will be transformed.

Your life will be transformed.

It sounds true.

I'll do it.

I'll face reality.

Whhhhhat?

No way!

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