April Fools Page #5

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I was so bored in your company.

You're the wrong brat

to abduct go.

Bye.

Where are you going?

I need to work.

What's your work?

None of your business.

Are you looking

for trouble now.

You're gonna die?

What?

You're going to jail?

Your job is absurd.

I have to face my destiny.

You don't have to.

I don't want

to lead a dull life.

Yours looks dull enough to me.

Dad.

Look who you call 'dad'.

We could meet again.

Idiot.

Today is April fool,

it's all a lie.

Look at that brat calling me 'dad'.

I'd be cursed to father

someone like you.

Disappear.

Rika.

Rika.

My daughter how dare you.

Rika, run now.

Quick, run, I'm taking care of them.

Hurts.

I'm sorry I disrespected

your beloved daughter.

Please accept my apologies.

Are you mad?

You have a great dad.

This guy hates you?

It's all in your head.

Don't hold your love back.

You okay.

Just 2 of them?

'The Four Larks' & 'Ocean life'.

Welcome to the Chorus of the ocean.

First we want to apologize.

Two of our members, Kyoko and Yachin

a sudden flu virus.

Please forgive us.

But since we're here,

let's stick to the program.

If someone in this audience

has a good voice.

If you have some

chorus experience.

Please Madam, Sir,

join us on the stage.

It's all good.

It's good.

Hold on, the ambulance is on the way.

Take a deep breath.

Come on, it's serious.

It's already coming.

What can we do?

I'll be fine.

I'll hold it longer.

What's that ambulance doing?

Lucky day.

Really.

I wish I had that exorcism.

Who do you think? I'm the ambulance.

The ambulance.

Oh, that's bad, she's giving birth.

Let's take her

to the hospital in a car.

We should have done that

from the start.

It will be too late.

She has to deliver it here.

Here, here?

In this room.

Is there a doctor?

Come on, come on.

He's a fraud.

You're our only chance.

No way.

It's just you.

No way.

You studied.

I pretended.

You read medical books.

For pick up lines.

This is your kid.

Tell us one thing

why did you not go ahead

and pick her up?

A sex addict like you,

you'd take any girl.

But with her you didn't push through.

Well, it's just.

Because you liked her?

You thought she was like you.

That's the only woman

you didn't want to hurt.

That's the reason you held back.

I don't know.

You really liked her,

you didn't want to defile her.

I don't know.

You don't know your own feeling.

I said, I don't know.

Because you loved her.

You may be wrong.

I'm right, you love her.

You may be wrong.

Just admit it.

You're wrong.

Why would I stick to a truth know?

You're a liar,

just believe it's so.

Then it would be a lie.

This is April fool, anything goes.

You truly love this girl.

She's delivering your child.

You're a doctor.

You have one thing to do.

But

here, with no assistance.

I told you I was a CA.

Big lie!

The truth is, I'm a midwife.

In fact, I'm a nurse.

I'm experienced in child delivery.

I assisted the birth of 35 kids.

The fact is, I am an experienced

delivery assistant.

This establishment was previously

an obstetric clinic

or something like that.

We'll make her delivery a success.

Let's boil water.

Find as many towels as you can.

And also

a knife sterilized with vodka.

Alright.

I'll get the water, you help me.

Not him, I hate him.

Hold her hands.

Ok.

Let me go I'll kill you.

Trust me.

I am the young genius doctor.

Prince william and

Princess Catherine's son

the truth is, I'm the doctor

who delivered him.

You have to believe.

"Amazing Grace"

"How sweet the sound"

"That saved a wretch"

"Like me"

"I once was lost"

"But now am found"

"Was blind, but now"

"I see."

The sad news is

pushing the treatment ahead

would only add to her suffering

she'd better enjoy

her remaining time.

Do you want her to be informed?

No.

We can't tell her that.

"And grace my fears"

"relieved"

For my wife's sake

I'll tell her only lies.

Doctor

please, release her.

"Appear"

"the hour I first"

"believe"

Hey.

Please don't die.

You see

I'll always be at your service.

I'll wait as long as it takes.

Thank you

for everything.

Boss.

Boss.

Did they touch you?

Did he says something strange?

Nope.

Good.

I shoplifted again.

Heave-hoo.

We need the partition.

Alright, alright.

Has the water boiled?

Where's the vodka.

Byon.

Byon.

Why don't you guys come pick me?

Byon.

I'm an alienoide.

Quick, get me out of here.

Byon.

Ah, I'm dying.

I'm dying.

You'll be fine.

You have the best

professional assistance.

You, liars.

You're a bunch of fakes, and liars.

Breathe in, in, out.

In, in, out.

In, in, out.

I can see its head.

Enough, I want to end it now.

No way, be patient and push.

What?

The cord is around its neck.

The umbilical cord.

It's really tricky.

Get it back inside.

You have to trust me.

It's tightening around its neck.

It's getting more entangled.

Your hands are

unskilled that's why.

I'll kill you.

"Through many dangers"

It's too tight on its neck

Turn it up.

Not like that, let me do it.

Shut up. Don't touch, I'll do it.

It's my kid.

Okay.

Nice shot.

"And grace"

"will lead me home"

It's released.

Good, we're good.

A little more.

One last push.

I hope you're enjoying your golf.

How tactful of you, thank you.

Nice shot.

Don't do that again.

Let's go together apologize.

Okay.

A little April fool prank

we set up in our news bulletin,

had disastrous consequences.

We received angry

phone calls and emails.

Of course, the news that

Tastsuhiro had disappeared.

Was not true and we apologize.

In fact, these persons are actors.

I'm Hachiya with

Sarusubery Theatre Company.

I'm Yamamoto.

We're sorry about that prank.

From the 7th of next month

we'll give a performance

at Shimokitazawa Hall.

Shut up already.

You don't know what

a merry-go-round is.

Get an education.

You ignorant.

For example, the jet coaster

told you to shut up.

Sorry.

Hey, boss.

The beer is lukewarm.

Don't serve it.

Crab omelet.

Told you to shut up.

What are you doing? Eat your food.

Definitely a habitual criminal.

What a deplorable life style.

Right?

My crab omelet.

Sorry, boss.

Have some.

Thank you, boss.

Can't be true.

It is true, they gave me the limo

and I chauffeured aristocrats.

I didn't see the limo.

You saw it.

Didn't I stop the limo

right beside you?

Fumiko.

Yes.

I hope.

You had a good time.

Marvelous.

The best April fool ever.

I'm so grateful.

Thank you for lying to me.

I know how my body feels.

I have no regrets at all.

Indeed.

You made me so happy.

Thank you.

Good evening.

Good evening.

I had a rough day.

I gave a perfect performance on TV.

That was good for advertizing.

It will draw the audience

for next month.

You're not hostessing

in that bar tonight?

Well.

I'd like to be a midwife.

You think the insurance

will cover the damage?

No idea.

He's here.

Sorry about before.

It's fine.

We're not pressing charges.

A baby was born anyway,

we'd appreciate

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