Arlo: The Burping Pig Page #3
- G
- Year:
- 2016
- 80 min
- 91 Views
for the traveling Ming
dynasty art exhibit.
Which is why we
are deeply saddened
that the real perpetrators
were able to steal
this prized vase
under our watch.
That is why I am making
it my personal mission
to ensure that we get that vase
back to its rightful owners,
the people of this great town.
[man]
And in other news...
[Arlo] Let's get
the lay of the land.
[man] Wilson,
the Amazing Burping Pig,
escaped from the circus.
More on that wacky story
with the Bearded Lady.
And the gate just
swung right open,
and, uh, we couldn't catch him.
Little guy was just
too quick and he got away.
But, um, Wilson,
if you're watching this, uh,
your family misses you, man.
Where can a pig get
a drink around here?
Let's see, what's in here?
Hmm.
Hey there, sleepy.
Nah, there's no water in here.
It's like the Sahara
in this house.
[grunts]
And going up.
[rattling]
[gasps]
What the..?
[slurping water]
[breathing hard]
Ah, that hit the spot.
Oh, here come the fuzz!
Hi-ya!
[breathing hard]
[sighs]
That was a weird dream.
Uh, hot dog water?
[groans]
[sighs]
[grunts]
That was a close one.
That's the ticket.
Safe and sound.
[yawns]
Arlo?
Arlo, where are you?
[panicked breathing]
Arlo, this isn't funny!
[Jessica screaming]
[Jessica] Mom!
What is it?
What?
Look at it, it's way too small.
- It looks fine.
- No, I can't wear this!
Talia, top of the morning!
Joining us for breakfast?
- Why not?
- Because it's way too small!
Well, it just needs to be
stretched out a little bit.
- What are you doing?
- I'm trying to stretch it out.
- You are going...
- [Arlo] Oh, right.
Uh, stealth
pig powers activated!
- Not going to rip it.
- Yes you are!
Jessica!
Just wear a different shirt.
I can't wear a different shirt.
Don't mind me,
just an invisible pig.
[laughs] Grease lightning!
Cheerleading tryouts are today
and this is my lucky shirt!
[sighs]
Talia!
Why are you still in pajamas?
- No reason.
- Go get ready!
- We cannot be late.
- Okay, Mommy!
Is it just me, or is she
acting a little strange?
- I think she's just adjusting.
- I think she's just weird.
Arlo, that was too close.
You can't wander out like that!
- Why not?
- I mean what if they saw you?
You're lucky Dad's not home.
He definitely wouldn't
let me keep you.
Ah, don't be silly.
They just haven't met me yet.
To know me is to love me.
Even worse, what if
someone stepped on you?
Ouch!
I didn't think of that.
Here. Here are some
toys you can play with.
- [Ilana] Come on, Talia!
- Okay, Arlo.
I have to go to school.
Be a good little piggy.
Don't go anywhere.
You promise?
All right, well,
you have a great day at school.
Uh, uh, are these
all the apples you have?
Cause, you know,
I really love apples,
and I might get hungry later.
- That looks good.
- Fashion statement.
Come on, Talia!
Okay, guys, we have to get
ready quicker in the morning.
We cannot be late for school.
Oh, there's my ride.
- Who's that?
- Marcia Pinsky.
She's the captain of
the cheerleading team.
[Ilana] Well, maybe Sam
can get a ride with you.
Ha! I'm good.
[energetic pop music]
Hey, Marcia!
Hey, Susie!
What up, Jessie J?
- Jessie J?
- Jessie J?
- Just go with it, okay?
- [Talia] Okay.
So, Marcia, so this is my mom.
- Awesome.
- My sister, Samantha.
Double awesome.
And this is my
little sister Talia.
- Triple awesome!
- Totally triple.
- [both giggling]
- Hi.
So I hear you girls are
on the cheerleading team.
[laughs]
On the cheerleading team?
I'm captain of the
cheerleading team,
which is totally awesome.
Oh.
Oh, they're on the team, too.
Right, Susie?
Slightly less awesome,
but still pretty awesome.
[laughs]
Go Trojans! Woo-hoo!
So, Samantha,
are you on any teams?
Uh, math team.
Okay.
[laughs]
Go Trojans, I guess.
So, Jessie J,
you wanna get changed
so we can head to school?
Um, uh...
Your shirt's a little
tight, don't you think?
Yeah, way too tight.
Yeah, just give me a
second, I'll go inside.
You know what, forget it.
I have my gym bag.
You can just wear
one of my old shirts.
Just change in my car.
- Oh.
- Ready girls?
Bye, Jessica!
[energetic pop music]
Mm-hm. Hmm.
Very nice, Miss Talia.
Teacher's pet.
[lively music]
Guess what?
Jessica made the
cheerleading team!
Talia, I wanted to tell them!
Oh, that's great, honey!
I know where you
get your moves from!
- Great job, honey!
- It is pretty cool, right?
I mean it's not official yet,
but they pretty much said yes.
- [phone beeps]
- I'm happy for you, too.
Thanks.
- Everything okay?
- Yeah, I'm fine.
Well, when does practice start?
That little weasel!
Who's the weasel?
What's the matter?
Nothing.
Practice starts tomorrow.
Go Trojans!
[Samantha sighs]
Teenagers.
Mm.
[laughs]
[sirens blaring]
[phone rings]
This is Ralph.
Yes. Yes, Boss.
Oh, my God.
Smooth as butter.
Oh, the vase?
It... Safe as can be.
At, it, a friend is
watching it for me.
Boss, the cops were on my butt.
The sirens, I could
hear them down the street.
I did, I used my head
like you taught me.
I... you know what?
I ditched it.
It's in a safe place.
Don't worry.
[sighs]
No, sir, I don't
wanna be in a body cast.
Okay. I, no.
When?
Next week.
The vase, in your hands,
next week.
You can bank on it.
Yes, sir.
Absolutely.
[blows raspberry]
[laughs]
What, are you kidding?
Okay, yes, sir. Bye.
[Ilana] I think we should go with
the off-white or powder blue.
- What do you think?
- I'd go with blue.
Yeah, I think we
should go with the white.
I'll call the painter tomorrow.
White. It's perfect.
I mean, I think it'll go
so great with the new vase.
- Don't you think?
- Yeah, I'll tell you,
Ernie really outdid himself
with that thing.
It actually looks expensive.
I know, it's perfect.
Wonder where he got it.
Probably a yard sale.
- Hey, how are the girls doing?
- Mm, you know.
They're slowly adjusting.
I think they might
actually like the place.
Oh, Jessica made the
cheerleading team.
No way! That's great.
I'm gonna have to
call her later.
How are things over there?
It's, uh, it's weird.
I mean, house is empty
and I'm in the girls' rooms.
You just, you know,
nothing up on the walls.
I don't know, it's just weird.
A lot of memories in this place.
Yeah. Well, you'll just
have to hurry home
so we can make plenty
of new ones here.
Thank you, David.
The girls and I really
appreciate everything
that you've done
for this family.
Thanks, baby. I'm the luckiest
guy in the world
to have four amazing ladies
all living under one roof.
Yep, and you get to
see them all next week.
[laughs]
Okay, little piggy.
I have to go to school.
Be a good little piggy.
I put some snacks under the bed.
Try to stay out of sight, okay?
No problemo.
[coins shaking]
Bye, Arlo!
Hey, looks just like my uncle.
See the family resemblance?
Hi, is this Tommy
from Tommy's Painting?
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