Arlo: The Burping Pig Page #7

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[phone ringing]

Come on, pick up!

It's killing you not

to answer it, isn't it?

Nope, it's my new thing.

I don't need my

phone to be happy.

Liar.

[Jessica laughs]

Just answer it!

Okay, fine!

But let the record show,

I showed self-restraint.

- Hello? - [Ilana]

Jessica, thank goodness!

- It's just Mom.

- Uh, are you girls okay?

Yeah, of course, why?

Where are you?

A couple blocks from the house.

Okay Jessica, whatever you

do, just don't go in the house.

- Why?

- What's wrong?

Wait, why can't we

go inside the house?

[Ilana] I think there

may be an intruder.

An intruder?

Inside the house?

Look, I am on my way. Just whatever

you do, don't go in the house, okay?

- Yeah, okay.

- What's going on, Jess?

That was Mom. She thinks there's

an intruder inside the house.

- Arlo!

- [both] Talia!

- Wait!

- I'm coming Arlo!

Oh, jeez, oh.

[sighs]

[laughs]

All right,

you're in my house now.

Oh you, eh?

I thought I smelled sausage.

You know how I like

little piggies?

Two minutes on each side

with a little garlic and oil.

- Yeah, keep it up!

- You know I broke into a lot of houses in my day.

I've seen a lot of watchdogs.

Never a watch pig.

Where the heck

did you come from?

- Hey, back off!

- Anybody got a ham on rye to go?

- [laughs]

- Very funny.

All right,

joke's over little piggy.

I'll make pork fried

rice outta you!

You just try it!

I'm walking outta

here with this vase,

and you ain't stopping me!

I warned you!

- What are you... Hey!

- Get out of here.

- Ow!

- Yeah, take that!

Timber!

[Ralph shouting]

Touchdown!

[Arlo squealing]

Hmm, every victory

deserves a reward.

[Jessica] Talia, wait!

Stop, wait, Talia!

[sirens ringing]

Arlo?

Hey, where are you?

That's him!

- I'm home!

- [Tommy gasps]

Officer!

Arrest that man!

Tommy, that's my husband!

Oh, right, sorry.

Officer, arrest that man!

What the heck is going on here?

I'll explain later.

Hey, we've been

looking for this!

This was stolen out

of City Hall back in August!

I guess it's worth

a pretty penny.

The Mayor sure will be glad to

have it back where it belongs.

- Are you kidding me?

- Ming dynasty, 10th century.

- It's part of our traveling Chinese exhibit.

- Yep.

And we thought it was a present

from our real estate agent.

Yeah, we found it in the bushes.

Gee, I can only

imagine who put it there.

Hey. Hey!

Hey, I'm no crook!

It was them! It was those people

right there that, that little pig!

He's the ringleader!

What pig is he talking about?

We'll talk about

that later, too.

A... Arlo?

[yells]

Arlo!

Mom, Dad, come quick!

Uh, oh, oh, okay. Why is there a pig

on the floor and what's wrong with it?

Oh, I, I think he

ate some chocolate,

and pigs can't have chocolate.

Dad, do something!

[cries]

Honey, if that's...

it's that's true, I'm not...

I'm not sure there's

anything Daddy can do.

Check between his teeth.

He may have some chocolate.

Honey, it may be

too late for that.

[cries] So you're

saying Arlo's dead?

[cries]

I'm sorry, honey.

Arlo, please don't die.

I love you, Arlo.

Arlo Rose.

And you, Arlo,

you were as much as a part

of this family as anybody.

Please don't die!

Arlo!

[cries]

[Ilana] I think once, when you

meet that special somebody,

things are gonna

look a lot brighter.

[Arlo burps]

[Arlo grunts]

Oh. Whoa!

I just saw my whole life

flash in front of my eyes.

You came back, my little piggy!

I knew you'd come back to me!

- [Ralph laughs]

- I knew it!

He's a tough little piggy!

[Samantha laughs]

Mom, Dad, please can I keep him?

Absolutely.

Are you kidding me? What?

Daddy, please?

[sighs]

I guess if your mom says

we can keep the pig,

then... we're keeping the pig.

[cheering]

[laughing]

You hear that, Arlo?

[Arlo] Yeah, all right!

I'm staying!

Arlo, you're staying for good!

[Samantha] Come here, Arlo!

Our little hero.

[Arlo squealing]

Look how cute!

See, Dad?

[laughs]

- Yep.

- He's perfect.

Oh.

[camera clicking]

["Best Night" by Sofi K]

It's one in the morning

and you can't sleep

It's been a long day at

work so you can't breathe

But you're too

tired to even eat

So you stand here on

your two feet singing

Oh, hey, hands to the sky

Stand around the fire

Sing up real high

Oh, hey, everything

will be all right

Cause tonight is

gonna be the best night

Oh, oh, oh, oh

Oh, oh, oh

Oh, oh, oh, oh

Oh, oh, oh

Look around

and all you can see

Is the clouds up above me

Sitting here with

your best friend

The sun's going down

and it's gonna end singing

Oh, hey, hands to the sky

Stand around the fire

Sing up real high

Oh, hey, everything

will be all right

Cause tonight is

gonna be the best night

Best night, best night

Go from sundown to daylight

Best night

Best night, best night

Go from sundown to daylight

Best night

Whoa, oh, oh, oh

Whoa, oh, oh, oh

It's a summer night

The moon is shining

The people sing

Oh let's keep rocking

We're kicking back

in the sand

Oh, let's keep moving

Cause tonight is

gonna be the best night

Oh, oh, oh, oh

Oh, oh, oh

Oh, oh, oh, oh

Oh, oh, oh

Singing, oh, hey,

hands to the sky

Stand around the fire

Sing up real high

Oh, hey, everything

will be all right

Cause tonight is

gonna be the best night

Best night, best night

Go from sundown to daylight

Best night

Best night, best night

Go from sundown to daylight

Best night

Whoa, oh, oh, oh

Whoa, oh, oh, oh

Oh, oh, oh

Put your hands to the sky

Wanna have the best night

Everything's all right

Wanna have the best night

Oh, oh, oh

Put your hands to sky

We're gonna have

the best night

Oh, oh, oh

Everything's all right

Gonna have the best night

Late now and

you've gone to sleep

But I'm still

here on my two feet

We're missing you,

your best friends

It's the summer that

will never end, singing

Oh, hey, hands to the sky

Stand around the fire

Sing up real high

Oh, hey, everything

will be all right

Cause tonight is

gonna be the best night

Best night, best night

Go from sundown to daylight

Best night

Best night, best night

Go from sundown to daylight

Best night

Whoa, oh, oh, oh

Whoa, oh, oh, oh

Oh, oh, oh

Put your hands to sky

Gonna have the best night

Everything's all right

Gonna have the best night

Oh, oh, oh

Put your hands to the sky

Oh, oh, oh

Gonna have the best night

Oh, oh, oh

Everything's all right

Oh, oh, oh

Gonna have the best night

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