Army of Darkness Page #3
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girly-girl. Move!
Have you lost your bones,
you decomposed gobs?
Get thee hence!
(SCREAMING)
A scout approaches!
Whoa!
Hey, get his horse.
Arise.
My lord, an army of the dead
gather in the wilderness.
They approach the castle.
How far from here?
But two days' ride.
These winged ones
are only the first of them.
Perhaps we should leave
as soon as possible.
We could be safe
in the mountains.
Yes, the mountains.
We must flee!
It is written.
It has been foretold.
They'll take our souls.
I'm afraid!
They'll swallow our souls.
I don't want to die!
(GUNSHOT)
That's it.
Go ahead and run.
Run home and cry to mama!
Me?
I'm through runnin'!
I say we stay here
and fight it out.
Are all men from the future
loudmouthed braggarts?
Nope.
Just me, baby. Just me.
How will we fight an army
of the dead
at our castle walls?
How will you fight that?
More words?
Most of our people
have already fled.
We are but 0 men.
Then we'll get Henry the Red
and his men to fight with us.
Now,
who's with me?
I'll stand by ya.
You can count on my steel.
SOLDIER:
I'll offer up my courage.
Me sword's by his side.
SOLDIER 2:
I'm with you!I'll bend my bow
to your will, sir.
SOLDIER 3:
And mine!(ALL SHOUTING)
SOLDIER 4:
We'll stay!ALL:
Hail! Hail!Hail! Hail!
Hail!
Hail!
Hail!
Well, my dear,
say hello to the boys.
(MEN MURMURING)
MAN:
There's a sightfor sore bones.
I may be bad,
but I feel...good.
Who rules?
MAN:
To you, my lord.MAN 2:
You, sir.MAN 3:
To the castle.ALL:
The castle!Hurry up now.
The castle! Let's push.
MAN:
Heave-ho.MAN 2:
Good. Yeah.(GRUNTING)
Yeah!
(HORSE WHINNYING)
MAN:
They're coming!The Deadites approach!
(ALL SHOUTING)
ASH:
There's so damn many of 'em.
Maybe...
Just maybe my boys can stop
'em from gettin' the book.
Yeah.
And maybe I'm a Chinese
jet pilot.
(PLAYING FLUTE)
(BUGLE PLAYING)
Battle stations!
All right, get those rocks up,
mister, on the double!
Ready the catapults!
By God,
let's give 'em what for.
SOLDIER:
And halt!SOLDIER 2:
Company, halt!SOLDIER 3:
Company, halt!I'll rip his balls off.
(HISSING)
Bring forth the scout!
Whoa.
My lord, we are positioned
on both fronts.
Fine, fine, fine. Where are
they keeping my book?
There, my lord,
beyond the wall.
The parapet. That would
be the most likely place.
Right.
Bring me forth
into that castle!
Forward!
SOLDIER:
Forward!Cry havoc and let loose
the dogs of war!
To the castle!
SOLDIER:
Fly, mate! Fly!SOLDIER 2:
Death to the mortals!
Arrows.
Torch boy!
Steady.
Fire!
Advance, you beasts, advance!
(SCREAMING)
(GRUNTING)
Yeah, baby!
All right!
Sire, there's a second
division approaching
from the south.
Ram the gates!
Catapults.
Catapults out!
Yeah!
Fire!
SOLDIER:
Look there!Yeah!
SOLDIER:
Seek cover!SOLDIER 2:
Watch out!SOLDIER 3:
Make way!Oh, you miserable
bags of bones!
Pick yourselves
up and sally fo...
Sally for...
Sally forth.
Come on,
you miserable wretches.
Lower.
Heave!
Forward!
Buttress the door, now!
Hold fast!
Back!
Stone these creatures!
Damn you!
That's got to hurt.
Go, you creatures! Arrows!
Load!
Fire!
Heave! Put your backbones
into it.
We've broken through!
The castle is ours!
(WHOOPING)
(LAUGHING)
Kill the mortals!
Get it achieved and fast!
SOLDIER:
Their ranksare broken! Have at them!
(ALL GRUNTING)
Pull back! Man the parapet!
Protect the book.
God save us all.
Say hello to the 21st century.
Yeah!
Come on! I got plenty
for everybody!
Look out!
(WHISTLE BLOWING)
Bye-bye.
It's the one in the cart
we want! Get him!
Sheila?
(TIRES SCREECHING)
We've secured
the courtyard, my lord.
Excellent.
Oh! Hey! Look out!
Hey, you're mine, sweetie.
Get off of her!
Gotcha!
SOLDIER:
Damn you!My lord.
Stay with the book.
The book's where we are.
The Red! The Red! Duke Henry
and his men have come!
(ALL SHOUTING)
Blows, blood
and death!
Duke Henry!
Die!
HENRY:
Onward, valiant cousins!
Their ranks are broke!
Oops!
Hello!
There you go.
The book is mine.
(LAUGHING)
I'll cut your gizzard out.
Hey, where'd he go?
Come to papa.
Get him!
Oh, you crazy b*tch,
get off of me!
Right.
Honey, you got real ugly.
There we are.
So you wanna play rough, eh?
Okay.
Oh.
All right, all right.
Prepare to die!
You're going down!
I'm going up.
I'm coming for you.
Come on!
Oops. Excuse me.
Come on.
All right!
You're pissing me off,
you ugly son of a b*tch!
Back-stabber!
Hold still!
Tallyho!
(SCREAMING)
(CACKLING)
We can't hold the battlements!
We will hold!
We must protect the book!
(GROWLING)
I got a bone to pick with you.
Come on.
Slice that gizzard open.
Now you're mine.
(EXCLAIMING)
(SCREAMING)
At last, the book.
I possess the Necronomicon.
I've crushed
your pathetic army.
Now I'll have my vengeance.
Buckle up, bonehead, 'cause
you're goin' for a ride.
Huh?
(SCREAMING)
SOLDIER:
Victory's ours!(ALL CHEERING)
Retreat! Retreat!
Let's get the hell
out of here!
HENRY:
Tricky ones, they are.MAN:
If it's a fight you want...
ARTHUR:
Watch 'em, lads.They're an untrustworthy lot.
(SWORDS SWISHING)
Move yourself, lad!
Your hand, man.
Hey, Henry.
Godspeed!
Yeah, nice going.
My lady.
Arthur.
Well won, my friend.
We've won the day.
Yeah!
Yeah!
We're brothers and a new
kingdom shall be born!
The book tells us that
once you drink this liquid
and recite the words,
"KIaatu barada nikto,"
thou shalt awaken
in thine own time.
Remember, you must
recite the words exactly.
They offered me
the chance to lead them,
to teach them, to be king.
Ah-ha.
But my place is here.
So I swallowed the juice,
said the words and here I am.
Did you say the words
right this time?
Well, maybe
I didn't say every single,
tiny little syllable, no,
but basically
I said 'em, yeah.
Basically.
You know that story about
how you could've been king?
I think it's kind of cute.
Yeah.
(SCREAMING)
Die!
Lady, I'm afraid
I'm gonna have to
ask you to leave the store.
Who the hell are you?
Name's Ash.
Housewares.
I'll swallow your soul.
Come get some.
ASH:
Sure, I couId'vestayed in the past.
CouId've even been king.
But in my own way,
I am king.
Hail to the king, baby.
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Submitted on August 05, 2018
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