As Young as You Feel Page #6
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- 1951
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and Consolidated Motors.
They restored our faltering faith."
That sure was some speech,
Mr. Cleveland.
- Kind of makes you proud to be an American.
- Yeah.
I've never seen anything like it.
There must be 10,000!
This isn't even half of'em.
Listen, Clancy, of course
I'm only head of public relations.
I suppose it'd be too much trouble
for anybody to tell me...
when the boss is going
to make a speech.
I didn't know anything
more about it than you did.
- He told me he was going
to the ball game yesterday.
- What a speech!
Look what's happened to the market.
Open two points up across the board.
Seen this?
- That's cute.
- I bet the rest of the industry's
tearing their hair out.
There's something fishy about all this.
Unless I'm out of my mind,
I was having luncheon with
Mr. Cleveland at 1:00 yesterday.
Oh, take it easy, Bill.
That's when he was makin' his speech.
Well, maybe 1:
15, 1:30.But I know it was yesterday.
- Hey, what's the big idea?
- Set up a special meeting
in my office at 11:00.
And get my lawyer.
To sum it up, gentlemen,
it appears that this person's speech...
has not only caught the public's fancy
and brought this company
a great deal of goodwill...
but it's had a profound
effect on the whole market...
indeed on the whole
business structure of America.
The question now is, what
There's only one thing we can do:
Categorically deny the whole thing.
And categorically deny
ourselves $25 million?
Well, if we don't deny it, somebody
else will. Then where will we be?
You're a lawyer, Joe.
What do you think?
Frankly, it looks to me like
a carefully planned maneuver...
not only to create a bull market...
but to put Consolidated Motors
in an awkward spot.
Actually, the speech doesn't really say
anything except what we've all been saying...
About individual initiative,
keeping our shoulders to the wheel...
and giving a bunch
of old men somejobs.
I'd say it's the work
of a crackpot.
I disagree.
I've read the speech a dozen times.
I don't find any crackpot ideas in it.
I consider it a splendid speech.
I agree with everything it says.
No, Ernest, the thing that worries me is,
why didn't I make that speech?
- What?
- You're paid to handle the public
relations of this company.
Here's a fine business talk
that I could have made.
- Why didn't you think of it?
- But, Mr. Cleveland, l-l...
In fact, why didn't
I think of it for myself?
For that matter, why didn't some of you
other gentlemen think of it for yourselves?
I think Mr. Cleveland has a point.
For the time being, at least
until we can make an investigation...
I've already taken steps to do that.
- Then I move we just sit tight.
- I second the motion.
- All in favor?
- [All Responding] Aye.
I know I don't have to caution anyone here
that this is a matter of utmost secrecy.
Good day.
- Uh, hey, Frank.
- Yeah?
You remember my telling you yesterday...
about the president
of Consolidated Motors...
and how it was really an old guy
in our handpress department?
- So?
- You haven't told anybody yet, have you?
Well, hardly.
Well, do me a favor and don't.
It's a long story. I can't explain.
Just take my word and don't.
- Sure.
- Thanks.
Well... see you around.
Hold this, Bess.
Thank you.
Come in.
Well?
Mr. Gallagher, there's
something going on around here...
that ought to be brought to
Mr. McKinley's attention immediately.
- What sort of something?
- This whole Consolidated Motors
thing, sir... it's just a gag.
What whole Consolidated Motors thing?
The man that was here inspecting the plant
is not the president of Consolidated Motors.
He's a printer in
our handpress department.
What's that behind your back,
Erickson? Dirty pictures?
Oh, no, sir.
This is the file on him.
The file on who?
On this man who everybody thinks
is the president of Consolidated Motors.
The one who made that speech
at the Chamber of Commerce yesterday?
- Listen, are you drunk?
- Oh, no, sir.
Then what are you driving at?
The man that was here inspecting
the plant was an impostor.
He pretended to be Harold P. Cleveland,
president of Consolidated Motors...
and he's not;
he's John Hodges, a printer.
Listen, Erickson,
if this is a gag, I don't like it.
- I know it sounds fantastic...
- You're getting to be something
of a screwball. You know that?
Me, sir?
I've got to make a choice for
a new assistant around here pretty soon...
and you're not giving me
a very good impression.
- But it's not a gag, sir, it's true!
- What's true?
The president of Consolidated Motors
that was here yesterday...
was not the real president
of Consolidated Motors.
The real president is a man
named Harold P. Cleveland.
The man that was here yesterday
is John Hodges, who works
in our handpress department.
- All you do have to do is look
at his picture here in the file.
- Never mind the file.
You say the whole world thinks the man
who inspected our plant yesterday...
was the president
of Consolidated Motors?
Yes, sir. And then he made the speech
at the Chamber of Commerce.
Mr. McKinley thinks he was
the president of Consolidated Motors.
The Chamber of Commerce
thinks so, but you don't.
- You think he's a printer.
- I'm sorry if you refuse
to believe me, Mr. Gallagher.
Don't be silly.
Of course I believe you.
And by the way,
my name isn't Gallagher.
I'm Harry Truman, president
of the United States.
And you're not Erickson,
you're Princess Elizabeth's baby,
Bonnie Prince Charlie.
- But, Mr. Gallagher...
- Get outta here!
The next time you come in with one of
your fool stories, I'll have you locked up!
Now, get out!
- Mr. McKinley in?
- Who's calling, please?
Kleinbaum's the name.
Mr. Rogell.
Mr. McKinley's in conference.
Perhaps if I could help you.
I hear you had quite a bit of
excitement around here yesterday.
Excitement?
What kind of excitement?
With Mr. Cleveland, I mean.
Oh, yes. Of course. Mr. Cleveland.
- Did you meet him, Miss?
- Me? I took dictation from him.
Yeah? Well, tell your boss he sent us.
Just a moment.
- Mr. McKinley will see you now.
- Thank you, Miss.
- [McKinley Groans]
- [Body Thuds]
[Murmuring]
- How do you feel?
- Awful.
Here, take a swallow of this.
- [Gasping]
- You'll be okay.
- We've sent for the doctor.
- I don't want a doctor.
- And you keep outta here too!
- I was only trying to help.
[Sighs]
Of course you understand this must
be handled with absolute secrecy.
Don't worry.
I'm the guy that was taken.
Why, if this ever gets out,
they'll laugh me right out of town.
- Don't excite yourself, Mr. McKinley.
- Why shouldn't I?
My whole life's been disrupted.
First, my wife wants a divorce.
Now I faint.
All on account of this phony.
Oh, the dirty, low-down crook.
I took him to my house for dinner.
Wait till I tell my wife.
Oh, boy, will I laugh right in her face.
- Falling for a phony.
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