At War with the Army Page #4
You gotta be neat.
You gotta be tidy.
Cause if we ain't, somebody's
gonna get it.
This army ain't just a place to have
fun you know.
Well, if anybody asks for me, I'm
painting the town.
And when I'm painting the town..
..I'm painting the town.
Big man.
Gotta be neat.
Gotta be tidy.
Here's something you missed.
Let's be getting on the ball.
Yeah, but Sergeant, nobody can
see tthat.
That don't make no difference!
If anybody asks for me, I'll be out
painting the town.
And when I paint the town...
...I'm painting the town.
Take it easy son.
Why does that Mc Vie have to be in
the army? Why couldn't he be in the navy?
I can't sleep in the afternoon on
account of that guy.
Why don't you take a poke at him?
Me take a poke at Sergeant Mc Vie?
You know what they'd do to me?
What can they do to you? There's
nothing lower than what you are now.
Look, in the regualtions, it says that
you can challenge anybody in the army.
If you think they're taking advantage of
you, ask them to put the gloves on with you.
You mean I could sock Sergeant Mc Vie
in the nose and nobody would say nothing?
Suuuure.
- What if he hit me first?
- But you don't let him.
You see it's a matter of science lad.
Come here, I'll show you.
Strike a pose.
See first you gotta take a style.
John L. Sullivan.
No, that's not for you.
Wait a minute. The Jack Dempsey
crouch.
That's better. You're a killer!
Get low! Lower , lower.
Hey I got it. Come here.
Toni Cassaneri. That's it.
He was a ballet dancer.
Oh no. Look, you gotta have
rhythm. Watch.
Corwin. Come here.
- What are you doing?
- I'm training.
For what?
- I'm going to put the gloves on with
Sergeant Mc Vie. - Mc Vie?
Yeah, I'm going to jab his head off.
Where do you want the body sent?
- Send it to Mc Vie's parents.
-Your body!
Go on, get in and finish the rest of
your work.
- Vic.
- No!
Can't I just talk to you for a minute?
All right. What do you want now?
- Remember that song we wrote together?
- Yeah, what about it?
Well, we got a telegram fromt he
music publisher and he...
..wants us to put the song on a
record and send it to him right away.
Go ahead and make a record of it.
No, I want you should record it.
Get Bing Crosby.
I like you better.
Oh you don't have to fight Mc Vie.
You're punchy already.
Why? Just cause I like you better?
At least you could do, is show a
little consideration for me.
Sure, I know you're a sergeant and
I'm only a private.
At least you could do, is be a little
friendly.
All right. I love you, I'm your friend.
What do you want me to do?
If you never ever give me a pass again, I don't
care. Just take this song into town tonight.
You know that place where you put
a quarter in the machine...
...instead of writing home to your
mother, you send your voice on a record.
- Here's a quarter.
- But I got a date.
So what? Take your date to the
recording booth with you.
Might be a little warm, might be a
little fun.
All right. I'll record it.
Millie!
I'll be seeing you.
Come in.
Oh hello.
Hello. Is Sergeant Puccinelli in?
- Oh no, he out on a bizzwhack.
- Oh that's a shame. How'd it happen?
Say, haven't I seen you someplace
before?
You might have seen me at the PX.
Number 10. I used to sell beer.
But I asked to be transfered to the
candy counter.
What happened? Did you get
hungry?
- Good-evening Corporal.
- Oh hi.
Aren't you going to introduce us?
Private Edwards meet a friend.
Friend, meet Private Edwards.
Your name's Millie, isn't it?
Millie doesn't look it, but she just
switched from beer to candy.
Would you like to take your break
now Corporal?
Definetly.
Glad to have met you.
Oh thank-you. If you want
anything, just ring for the bellboy.
He's nice, isn't he?
- Do you think Cutie will be here tonight?
- Cutie? Do you mean Puccinelli?`
No, I don't think he can make it.
But anything you want to tell him,
why you can tell me.
What's your name? The charge of quarters
was so crazy when he introduced us...
..is all that I remember is that you're
a friend of his.
U.S. That's cute. Monogrammed
blankets.
My name is Caldwell. Private Ernie
Caldwell.
I was just thinking that if you're not
doing anything tomorrow night..
Oh tomorrow night.
Hello.
Don't you know enough to knock
before you come into a room?
Gee whis. I was just down at the PX and I thought that Corporal Shawnessay would like some ic
e- cream.
Set it on the desk. I'll see that he
gets it.
The spoon's inside.
We'll keep this between the two of us.
You don't got to worry about me.
I'm no snitcher.
Got a cigarette?
Corporal I've got to get into town
right away. Can I get a pass?
Are you nuts? You're restricted.
But the fellas forgot the music. I've
got to have a pass.
Nothing doing.
Corporal it's a matter of life and
death.
Nothing doing.
Can you sing Melancholy Baby?
- No!
- That's okay, I'm glad.
I hate that Melancholy Baby.
I beg your pardon, did you see..
I beg your pardon. Oh never mind.
Hey Charlie. What was that?
I don't know Serg.
Excuse me..
I beg your pardon.
Did you see what I saw?
Here's a light.
What'll you have?
Creme d'cassise.
Creme d'cassise?
Excuse me little lady. How about a
little drink? Please!
-Hey, can you sing Melancholy Baby?
- Bartender!
All right Romeo.
I'm just buying a little drink for
Melancholy Baby.
You've had enough Serg.
I ain't going to stop drinking, until
she starts looking good to me.
You're the first dame I ever met..
..who didn't remind of any other
dame I ever met.
Bartender, How much
do I owe you?
A half a buck.
- Thank-you.
- Thank-you! You've been very nice.
-What were you saying?
- How about singing a little song?
A little song for soldier? Would you
like ah...
good-night song? Or a...
...children's song? Or a
..foolish song?
Oh I'm awfully sorry.
- Will you play this please?
- Oh sure.
-It's me Alvin.
- Alvin? What on earth are you doing in that outfit? Are you nuts?
- Me nuts?
- You guys ran off and forgot the music.
What if you get caught?
Never mind. Get Puc in recording booth. We got
to have those records first thing in the morning.
He's over there.
- Now as I was saying.
- Yes Vic?
Helen, you look so wonderful tonight. Could
I interest you in a slightly used kiss?
Now what do you guys want?
We had to go back to camp. We
forgot the music.
Well don't bother me. Give it to
Sam at the piano.
Okay Serg.
- What's the matter Vic?
- Oh nothing. Just one of those things.
Come on. What is it?
- I didn't want to tell you...
- But what?
- We're being alerted.
-Alerted?
But Vic.
Well what am I going to do when
you're gone?
Why Helen, are you going to miss
me that much?
Sure Vic.
This might sound a little hokey, but I
wrote a song....
..and I would like to make a record
of it, just for you.
Oh Vic. That's nice.
Would you mind stepping into the
I'd love to.
All right Corwin. What are you doing?
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