Attack of the Southern Fried Zombies Page #5

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he's still alert.

- He's a fighter, sweetie. He's a fighter.

- [Kayla crying]

But that doesn't matter,

does it?

Because he's gonna be dead!

And then he's gonna come back

just like those things!

He can... he can hear us,

can't he?

Right, he can hear us,

in there, talking all these...

these God-awful things

about him.

He can hear us

in there, right?

God. Trent! Trent!

I don't know what to do!

My chest feels like

it's gonna explode.

Oh, baby!

I don't know how to help you!

I don't know...

I don't know what to do!

If you still have feelings

for Lonnie,

don't deny them.

No, I can't.

I love you!

I love you so... Please.

I know you still have

feelings for Lonnie.

People have different ideas

about what they want

out of this life, Kayla.

Don't deny him your heart.

Be happy!

- Don't!

- No, I love you!

Trent! Trent!

No, Trent!

No! No! No!

No! No!

- [Kayla] Jennifer!

- [growling]

Jennifer!

[growling]

[yelling]

Get this slimy

son of a b*tch off me!

Sh*t! Hold still, old man!

F*** it!

Son of a b*tch!

You wrecked my pants!

- Come on, Kayla, we need to go!

- No, I...

I'll distract the dead ones!

Go! Now! You have to!

Come on, Kayla!

Hey! Ugly!

Yeah, you!

Come and get me!

Take me on!

Take me on!

- Take me on!

- Trent! No!

[growling]

No!

Come on, baby,

they're coming.

I just don't know

if I can get there, Ed.

Just remember, honey,

I'll always...

Shh.

I don't wanna hear

that talk, okay?

It's gonna be all right.

I'll make sure of it.

[growling]

Come on.

What you waiting on?

Let's go.

[groaning]

I can't go on.

Look at me, Ed.

I'm all messed up.

I'm dying.

What can we do for you, Ben?

I'd appreciate it, Nancy,

if you just...

send me on to glory.

I don't wanna come back as

one of those cuds of...

covered cannibals.

Well, you know, Ben,

the secret was always

in the meat marinade.

A little cumin,

cracked pepper,

sea salt,

paprika,

mustard seed,

a few orange peels.

And a dash of JT's

Bone Shack Famous Sauce.

Hell! Ain't that cheatin', Ed?

Here I was thinking

you used

some kind of exotic meat,

like, uh...

maybe possum or...

hog nuts or...

Come on, man.

We gotta keep going.

[Ben] I'm ready to go.

Thank y'all for being

so kind to me.

Just let her rip, Ed.

[gunshot echoes]

[growling]

[screams]

Trish!

[screaming]

Get the f*** off of her,

you creep!

Get off her!

Are you okay?

Are you all right?

[zombie screaming]

Did he get you?

Oh, no!

I just f***ing cut my leg!

F***... [groaning]

- Come on.

- Okay, okay.

Hold on.

- [screaming]

- Nancy!

No!

[screaming]

[rapid gunfire]

The airport's just

right over there.

We can move up behind

the helicopter.

Ed and Nancy, let's go.

[growling]

Ease down, Kayla.

Relax.

It's okay.

We're not outta this yet.

Save your ammo.

There'll be more to kill

for Trent's sake.

Promise.

Let's go, guys.

[zombies growling]

You got keys for the chopper?

No, they're inside.

So what's the plan?

We can rush it,

best we can.

- All right, let's go.

- Let's go.

[growling]

[growling]

Dr. Fukushima!

Dr. Klein!

Are you here?

Hello?

- [pounding]

- [growling]

[Lonnie]

You're all right.

No.

God damn it.

God damn!

You did your best, Ed.

She loved you so much, Ed.

Never a moment

when she didn't.

She was a real peach.

I just don't know what

I'm gonna do without her.

Oh, my God, your arm.

I know.

And I... I can already

feel it inside me,

whatever it is.

I need to find Fukushima.

If she's here, she might

be able to help us and help you.

Hello?

Hello?

Doctors, are you here?

Hello? Dr. Fukushima?

[clanking]

[growling]

Sorry, Nancy.

[Dr. Fukushima crying]

It's okay. It's okay.

You're gonna be all right.

[zombies growling in distance]

And Dr. Klein?

He didn't make it.

F***... [groans]

- How much ammo do you have left?

- Let me see.

Not much.

It's okay,

we'll be all right.

[growling]

[grunts] Creep!

Dr. Fukushima, I presume?

Yes.

Doctor, please to meet you

under these circumstances.

I mean, the entire town's been

overrun with these things.

Our friends are dead.

Any idea how this happened?

Maybe you can tell us

how it is

that the dead can walk around,

turning into,

I don't know what, plants?

Kudzu zombies would be

the more technical word.

Oh, my God!

[laughs]

Any ideas, Doctor?

The Quadoxin was having

the opposite effect

of what we intended.

It seems to be causing

substantial growth

in the plant instead,

'causing it to seek out

nutrition.

Whatever is left here,

we can't let it be used.

[Ed]

You started this damn thing?

You ought to be ashamed!

Death, destruction,

our families!

How dare you!

How dare you!

Ed.

She didn't know.

I doubt any of them did.

Lonnie...

there is a way out

for you all.

Chopper outside.

What about the Quadoxin?

Destroy it.

Ed...

is that enough fuel to

take this place down?

Yeah.

Yeah, that'll do it.

Take the keys and go.

What about you, Doctor?

Unfortunately...

I won't be leaving

this facility.

Is there any way

to stop the infection?

There's nothing.

Just escape...

for you.

No, not for me.

Ed, no!

You can't stay.

I can.

Now you all get out of here.

Lonnie, you take them,

you get out.

And don't stop until you

get to Memphis or beyond.

Warn them, Lonnie.

There's still Quadoxin

out there.

Me and the good Doc will

stay here

and light this place up.

All right?

For the good of the town...

and for my Nancy.

Now we'll do our part.

Make sure you do yours.

Go now!

Out the back exit.

Get to the chopper!

First let me light

this place up.

Let's get these barrels.

It's gonna be all right, Lon.

I have faith.

But do me one favor.

What's that, Ed?

Get out

of the meat pie business.

It's up and died.

Get outta here.

[squelching]

[growling]

[Kayla screaming]

Sh*t. They're not

gonna make it.

Hey! Over here!

Over here!

Stay five feet

behind the plane!

[engine starting]

[punches landing]

[yells]

[yells]

Goddamn zombie

son of a b*tch!

[splatting]

[grunting]

[grunts]

Ed! No!

No, Lonnie, we've gotta go!

Let's get to a hospital

this time, Lonnie.

Memphis, wherever.

Jen needs a doctor.

I'm not dead yet.

Lonnie, I really want

to say thank you.

And I'm sorry.

For what?

Maybe for not believing

in you enough?

Or maybe for not sticking

around here with you?

Or maybe for not

taking you with me.

I never stopped loving you.

I know.

[rock music playing]

I love the smell of Quadoxin

in the morning.

Are these the results of

the latest formulation?

Yes, Mr. Blair.

Perfect.

Absolutely perfect.

There's a plant that grows

down in the South land

Brought in from Japan

They hear about it

from a man

Oh

Now it's outta hand

It grows a foot a day

is what they say

Ain't gonna kill it

don't matter what you spray

Now I'm all ears

[growling]

[growling]

[growling]

[grunting]

[growling]

Charleston, Mississippi,

and on down the line

Consuming everything

in sight

It grows high and tall

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