Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery Page #2
The both laugh.
FULL SCREEN INSERT - AUSTIN'S PASSPORT
The passport opens. We see Austin's dour photo. Then he gives
an insane grin, showing his bad teeth. The page flips and we
see visa stamps from all the exotic places he's been.
Austin flips a coin into a BLIND MAN's cup. The blind man,
obviously sighted, moves the cup to catch the coin. Austin
wags his finger in a "oh, you" fashion, and then proceeds to
knee him the balls.
Austin is being chased around the corner by a GAGGLE OF
SCHOOLGIRLS.
After a moment, Austin returns from around the corner with a
baton, followed by a MARCHING BAND.
The schoolgirls pick up his trail again and he begins to
run.
A 1967 Jaguar XKE convertible, which is decorated with a
large Union Jack, pulls beside Austin.
He jumps over the door into the moving convertible, racing
off just ahead of the crowd.
EXT./INT. JAGUAR - STREETS OF LONDON - DAY
The driver of the Jag is Austin's associate, MRS. KENSINGTON,
a beautiful woman in her thirties.
They drive against obvious REAR PROJECTION of 1960's London.
AUSTIN:
Hello, Mrs. Kensington.
MRS. KENSINGTON
Hello, Austin
Just then, a FLASHING RED LIGHT goes off and we hear a
distinctive PHONE RING.
MRS. KENSINGTON
That'll be Basil Exposition, Chief
of British Intelligence.
The glove compartment revolves to reveal a picture phone.
ANGLE ON:
PICTURE PHONE SCREEN. We see BASIL EXPOSITION adistinguished older man. A desk plate reads: "Basil
Exposition, Chief of British Intelligence."
BASIL EXPOSITION
(on picture phone)
Hello, Austin. This is Basil
Exposition, Chief of British
Intelligence. You're Austin Powers,
International Man of Mystery, and
you're with Agent Mrs. Kensington.
The year is 1967, and you're talking
on a picture phone.
AUSTIN:
We know all that, Exposition.
BASIL EXPOSITION
I just wanted to be extremely clear
so that everyone knows what's going
on at any given time. We've just
received word that Dr. Evil, the
ultimate square, is planning to take
over the world.
AUSTIN:
Dr. Evil? I thought I put him in
jail for good.
BASIL EXPOSITION
I'm afraid not. Earlier this week,
Dr. Evil escaped from Zedel Edel
Prison in Baaden Baaden and now he's
planning a trap for you tonight at
the Electric Psychedelic Pussycat
Swinger's Club in Picadilly Circus
here in swinging London.
A panel revolves to reveal a map of London with lights showing
Austin's position and the location of the club.
AUSTIN:
Just where you'd never think to look
for him. We'll be there.
BASIL EXPOSITION
Good luck, Austin.
AUSTIN:
Thank you.
BASIL EXPOSITION
Oh, and Austin...
AUSTIN:
Yes?
BASIL EXPOSITION
(pause)
Be careful.
AUSTIN:
Thank you.
(to Mrs. Kensington)
Let's go, baby!
EXT. STOCK FOOTAGE - PICADILLY CIRCUS - NIGHT
On top of one building is a three-story high BOB'S BIG BOY
figure.
EXT. ELECTRIC PSYCHEDELIC PUSSYCAT SWINGER'S CLUB - NIGHT
The Jaguar pulls up in front of the swinging nightclub. Mrs.
Kensington steps out of the car, dressed in a tight leather
fightsuit. She looks fabulous.
INT. ELECTRIC PSYCHEDELIC PUSSYCAT SWINGER'S CLUB
It's a swinging club. FREAKS abound. In one corner, there is
a PRESS CONFERENCE in progress.
MICK JAGGER:
Hey Austin Powers, it's me, Mick
Jagger.
AUSTIN:
Hey, Mick!
MICK JAGGER:
Are you more satisfied now sexually,
Austin?
AUSTIN:
Well, you can't always get what you
want.
MICK JAGGER:
(thinking)
"You can't always get what you want!"
That's a great title for a song!
I'm gonna write that, and it'll be a
big hit.
AUSTIN:
Good on ya, man.
MICK JAGGER:
Groovy!
FULL SCREEN INSERT
A vinyl 45 of "You Can't Always Get What You Want."
FULL SCREEN INSERT - BILLBOARD CHART
"You Can't Always Get What You Want" at Number One.
INT. ELECTRIC PSYCHEDELIC PUSSYCAT SWINGER'S CLUB
In one corner ANDY WARHOL sits in front of his multi-colored
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